Pet Peeves (LU: Apr. 13, 2014)

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AuthorKnightmare
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Pet Peeves
 
 
OKAY. NEWS FLASH: IF YOU APPLY AS NANA IN AN RP AND YOU'RE THERE TO DITCH ME TO THE POINT THAT YOU KNOW CERTAINLY WELL HOW I'M ADDICTED OVER HER, GET READY TO BE BLOCKED. GIVE ME THE WORST RPING EXPERIENCE AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE BEST FROM ME, BULL. I WON'T HESITATE TO BLOCK YOU.

First and foremost, the most thing that I hate is people pushing me to do their -pings to which I have no plans on doing or rather push me to flirt with their characters. I have nothing against talking and rping with you, people, but please, I have no plans if I find no likings towards your character, most especially if that person is in that certain group I'm not fond of. Bluntly speaking, I don't like the idea of my characters /dating/ any of the following:

Groups:
A Pink, Crayon Pop, f(x), AOA, Miss A but Suzy, BEG but Gain, Hello Venus but Yoonjo, T-Ara but Hyomin, 2ne1 but Dara, Wonder Girls but Sunye, Girl's Day but Yura, 4Minute but Hyuna, Chocolat, Spica, Nine Muses, D-Unit, and more.

Soloists/Actresses/ALL ULZZANGS/few members:
IU, Juniel, Sunny, Hyoyeon, Seohyun, Jessica, Kaeun, Nada, Hyorin, Seungyeon, and more

Before you explode your lava, to which I presume it already did, may I remind you that I have nothing against them which were STATED and CLEARLY written on my OOC Corner and my profile per se?

I salute most of the people mentioned on my list but picturing myself to date them is something I would most certainly decline. THEY HAVE TALENTS. I KNOW. BUT ME NOT LIKING THEM.. It would be either because of the issue they garnered themselves in the K-Pop industry or that they don't fit into my liking AT ALL. My likings in the sense that they're this overly cute and try to make people like them too much using their annoying aegyos. Mind you, I'm a guy and I find aegyo so disgusting. VERY DISGUSTING. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BE CONSIDERED AS APPEALING.

I HATE CUTE STUFFS WITH ALL HONESTY. AND JUST LIKE WHAT I USUALLY SAY, CUTENESS IS NEXT TO UGLINESS.

If you're a girl, I would understand that you fell for their cutesy way of promoting themselves, but guess what? I'm a dude. And I'm not one of your cliques that would just go with the flow. I'd rather set my own record than just be a dog to you.

Another thing, I'm not you so don't expect me to like the things that you do. I HAVE MY OWN PREFERENCES. PEOPLE DIFFER. DON'T EXPECT EVERYTHING TO ACT / LIKE / LOVE / DO / AND OR / BE THE SAME.

Now, before you dare your character try the slightest bit to flirt with my character, back off already since my characters will certainly show no interest to yours. I have no plans on getting your hopes high nor giving you false hopes. It's not my thing to do. Something such as those are considered low to me. I'd rather be awfully honest or blunt than pretend something alright for me which is totally not. But! if you find the likes of rping with me, with no ulterior motif of getting into a relationship with my character, feel free to do so. I don't mind at all.

Going back to the -pings I was pertaining to, since I mostly rp as Kris, G-Dragon, and Nana, don't expect me to do the following (even mentioned on my OOC Corner and profile perse):

Kris getting ted with SNSD members, EXO members but Chanyeol, and other popular pings Kris usually has other than Nana (since I, of course, is one of the reasons why most people here those two).

As for G-Dragon, him getting ted with 2ne1, Big Bang but Seungri, and other popular pings whom G-Dragon is usually ted with.

And lastly, Nana. Yes. I rp as her. And rarely would you see me date a guy whenever I rp as a girl. So who exactly I ship her with? Jooyeon alone. No one else. I honestly dislike NaLiz, just as much as how TaoRis is popular and same goes with G-TOP. Furthermore, Nana getting ted with a guy, I would mostly recommend on just ting myself with her and no other guy so screw your hopes if you're an avid fan of Nana x another guy. I could excuse Kris at some point but I honestly don't approve of it since I'm selfish about her. /slapped; shot; killed for being possesive. But seriously, who, of any fanboy out there, would ship their idols with someone else aside from themselves, right? Rather illogical if you don't ship your idol with yourself. Heh.

Just because you see the things I don't like here doesn't mean I don't have biases or those -pings that I approve doesn't necessarily mean I don't already have one. May I remind you that you're on my Pet Peeves section? Go look through my Profile and OOC Corner, there you read see the ones I normally do the -pings.

Furthermore, other than the -ping issues, I don't really enjoy the idea of my characters getting greeted with the copy-paste-d greetings. The ones that most characters usually do in order to get attention. I'd rather skip everything to a plotted scene than the cliched meet-and-greet scene. I'm done with those. I'm tired doing them over and over again. Just drop a starter should you wish to rp with my character for, if not, I would most definitely give no effort to such "copy and pasted" greeting just as much as you had greeted my character with such effort, worse, an act of omission is to be expected from me other than plainly and homely "Ayo (name)! I'm (character)."

Regarding with plots (like I had mentioned it already on my OOC Corner), once you've invited me over to rp with you, it's an implied indication that you had already prepared or chosen a plot for our characters. Also, don't ask me to 'Would you like to rp?' if you have nothing at all in mind since I would only reply with a 'sure!' So I suggest that you no longer waste your time asking me but rather skip and say the plot you want to share with me.

Moving on, regarding your way of rping, I would most definitely give you a ty reply if yours are not worth the reply. I'd rather give you the taste of your own worthless replies than something worth of my effort.

But what exactly do I mean by ty replies?

Those obvious ones that are fully mirrored. FOR ING SAKE? DON'T WASTE MY AND YOUR TIME GIVING ME A LENGTHY REPLY THAT ONLY CONTAINS THE SCENES THAT HAD HAPPENED BEFORE MY CHARACTER WAS OUTSPOKENLY DID THE ACT.

Examples: (me as character XXX and you as character YYY)

First POV:
YYY: Good day! /bows politely. I'm YYY. I just came here and wishes you to be my friend. /holds out my hand, expecting a warm-hearted shake of hand.
XXX: /reaches for your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze before shaking it. Hello YYY, I'm XXX. So how've you been lately? /smiles warmly. It would be great hearing that I made your day. /shot.
YYY: /shakes your hand as well. Hello XXX! It's nice to meet you! /smiles widely. I've been good and yes, thank you!

XXX: /hassles out my tongue from your , leaning up to meet your lips, letting you taste your own sweetness. Taste yourself, darling. /positions myself in between your legs then swiftly jolts in my member; rams inside your walls, hitting every inch of your insides as I groan out your name from the pleasure building up between us.
YYY: /still coming around your tongue, throwing my head back as I ride out my come, moving my hips as you pull your tongue out. Ahh!! Ah! /cups your face, pulling you as I capture your lips with mine, kissing you hungrily then spreads my legs to make way for you then straddles them around your waist as you enter me, against your mouth as you hit my sweet spots.

Or something sort of like those. See how line per line the reply was done? I don't like it. It's not ing worth it. I want a spontaneous conversation not a ing MIRRORED reply. How worthy is that when I'm the only one who's supposedly be making the conversation on-going? What am I? Someone who all has the idea to make the first move?! For pete's sake. Just no. I won't make an effort towards such ty reply. Even though your reply is long, I would still decline it. Seeing a ing fully mirrored reply? I'll give you a just as much as you give me one.

Another thing that I despise mostly with replies are those blank and boring replies. Something done out of haste of /noob/-ish.

Example:

YYY: Hello! I'm YYY. /laughs. How're you?
XXX: I've been good. /smiles widely; holds out my hand for a handshake. What about you? /tilts my head, wondering.
YYY: I'm doing fine. /smiles.

XXX: /lifts your leg up, pounding into you deeper as I angle my member into different parts of your insides in attempt to fully pleasure every inch of your .
YYY: /moans.

HOW BORING AND EFFORTLESS WAS THAT?! Like seriously? Showing no enthusiasm over my character to the point that you can't even make an effort to add a descriptive word next to the verb? What the hell is that ery? Don't make me laugh. I shall show no interest towards you if you give me just /nods and smiles. I prefer it to be /nods excitedly while beaming a bright smile. I want a descriptive reply not a noob-ish reply.

Lastly, regarding ty replies, I dislike emoticons found in FB and YM(XD, :), ;), and more) and other networking sites. And it irks me to see emoticons in . . How funny is that?! I don't mind emoticons in OOC, but please, lessen the up when you're rping with me, most especially if it's already climatic plot. It kills the ing mood. My mood. Annoying at its finest level. Hell.

If you see me do those kind of ty replies, worry not, I DID IT INTENTIONALLY. IT'S FOR YOU TO KNOW THE BORINGNESS YOU HAD INFECTED ME TO PULL THE UP AGAINST FOR YOU. I RECIPROCATE EVERY PIECE OF GIVEN TO ME. Again, I prefer reciprocating things and give you a taste of your ownself.

Getting poked is something that I hate the most. Seriously, poking me in just a day? Can you ever be more selfish to think that you're the only one that I'm rping with? Or that I focus myself only unto you? Oh god. May I remind you that I'm busy as hell in real life? And the fact that just because I'm online doesn't necessarily mean I'm already available right away? I can be doing some layouts. And I tell you, it's not a minute to be done to get one done. It takes time making a ing layout so damn you if you think I'm ignoring you just because I'm on selective replies.

And true, I may oftentimes be on selective replies, if and only if I'm on mobile. It's hard to rp here and there when you're on mobile. Don't expect an instantaneous reply if I'm in class even. I maybe online while in class but that doesn't mean I already lack focus with it. I just take time to glance at it and try to entertain myself with the replies so don't and poke me every ing minute there is. I would permit you if I had gone 3 days that I hadn't replied to your character. Mind you, every time I go online, I prefer setting my OOC conversations to be on my priority list to be replied so don't be this jealous that I don't reply to our IC conversation.

Something that I also don't like, taking a whole week to reply. You must be kidding me. You're always online yet you take time to even give me a reply. I would understand if we're roleplaying in third(or can be first if done in a descriptive manner) that your reply must be in depth or you're on hiatus but no if you're always online, not telling me you're supposedly on hiatus, I would, nonetheless leave your character or break up with yours and look for another. I don't want to feel so un-prioritized when here I am, trying my utmost best to send you my replies. I would understand if you failed to reply to me because you thought you already did but if it's done frequently to the point that you only reply twice a month. Damn it. You could have just said so that you already see no spark between our characters since I don't mind leaving right away. Seriously. I don't mind it rather than waiting for a one-liner reply.

Something that most hates, getting cheated and cheating. In no hell I would stoop down low so don't do it unto me. Otherwise, I'll block you. I hate cheaters. No. I despise them that much. And I don't mind if the cheating is done as plotted with a 3rd party done between us, not involving another user. You could have just said if you no longer find interest with my character for I shall leave right away than see you that filthy and -ish. Cheating is despicable. Worse considered for the cheater.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, I HATE SEEING NOOBS RPING IN AN RP . You know for yourself that isn't your thing but who are you kidding here to join something you're not inclined with? That's the issue that saddens me the most. Those people who think they can when they can't even. Like hell, don't try and waste people's time if you're just gonna join and do some . Surely, it can turn people on but if you're someone who just talk and talk and do nothing, how much of that can be considered as a ? It's despicable if you even try.

Also, I hate stupid people. Don't talk to me if you have bad English. I will judge you hard. Not explicitly but impliedly. I will show and let you know how stupid you are. So don't try me. I will block you and that I'm sure that it's not just done unto you. I tell you. I have blocked quite a number of s because of this issue.

And if you already know how much I am so into Nana, don't even try rping as her if you're a noob. I would, nonetheless, block you MERCILESSLY. And of course, if you're just there to troll me and that I find no fun with it, be prepared to be blocked as well. Seriously? Don't even try me. Don't even do something such as making her -ish in a non- rp. Don't make me laugh. Just because she looks like a goddess doesn't necessarily mean that she's that much of a just as you hide yourself with. She's not a breeding material for every hole she has is to be ed by every available inside a non- rp. Don't turn her into someone as filthy and -ish as you. You're tarnishing her good name and I don't approve it all.

Another pet peeve of mine that is on my second list is those who can't define the fine line between an OOC conversation vis-a-vis IC conversation. Don't be so stupid (such as claiming that you know me so well when you can't even identify what my real name is) that you dare yourself being emotional from an angsty plot. Like what the ? Don't get yourself involved into an angsty plot if you can't handle the heat. I will judge you hard. I tell you. It's so pathetic to even try. LOL!

LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, DON'T STALK ME IF YOU DON'T FIND FUN IN IT. YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME. AND IT'S STUPID TO EVEN TRY. WHY? IT JUST SO PROVES THAT YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT YOUR TAKE TIME WITH ME. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY FRUSTRATING YOURSELF TO HATE ME WHEN IN FACT YOU LOVE ME. DON'T DENY IT. THAT'S THE REASON WHY YOU STALK ME.
Free counters!
 

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-MakeMeASandwich 9 years ago
dude.....this is....GENIUS;;
Everything you said makes perfect sense, especially noob . like SHOOT ME PLEASE. Anyways you deserve a round of applause for taking the time to write this all out
/flies away/
Aquaman 9 years ago
Orz I just took the time to read this and
/claps/
CAN I JUST SAY THAT NOOBS TING IS THE WORST EVER???
I tried to rp with them because I wanted to be nice but GOD DAMN IT WAS HARD OTL
THE REPLIES WERE SERIOUSLY TWO TO THREE SHORT LINES LONG
"/s inside you/
/leans down to kiss you/"
Or
"/moans as you finger my hole/
/whines when you add another finger/"
I CRY AT THIS
LIKE, CAN THEY AT LEAST TRY NOT TO SOUND LIKE ING SIRI E A E /
Oh oh oh, and the
"Put it in, babe ;)"
K NO I AIN'T SHOVING MY UP YOUR NOOB
/face palms/
I agree with you so hard bro, just... Preach ;u;
seulgi 9 years ago
we never really rped before but i have stumbled
upon a handful of your characters and i finally
decided to read this thing. and wow, this is intense.
in all honesty, i was pretty...let's say...frightened?
but this just proves that you're pretty serious with
your roleplay stuff and you deserve a thumbs up
mister. wEEPS I REGRET DOING MIRRORED
REPLIES. well i can't help it because the latter was
the one initiating it and i just followed : ( AND BLESS
YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THOSE OVERUSED
'HI I'M /insert name here/ NICE TO MEET YOU'
GREETINGS. IT JUST IRKS ME. oh oh oh btw,
can i ask you something? are you fine with people
throwing romanized words at their responses to
you?
vexatious 9 years ago
/caresses the layout/
the layout is gorgeous. /shot/

...
but yea, that's one long list you have there.
i think i might've done a few.. omg ;;
i should've read this first but yea /buries myself/

/flies away with charizard bc am a stalker; bricked/
4be3db1a62932740ed69 9 years ago
/read it bc stalker/
looool emoticons during -- lmao.
i'd cry cx
lucario 9 years ago
/reads the entire thing/
Okay..okay..Alright! o u e
I'll keep this in mind if
I ever see you in an rp

/runs awei because
random stalker/
ImALiar 9 years ago
*turn on the stalker mode*
i just laughing when reading all of your blog which contain about the way you rp and what things you hate about it..
there's certain things that i always found when i'm rp with someone which make me all frustrated and all..sure..they didn't know that making me annoyed.XD
i even laughed hard when reached the last paragraph which you say about stalked and everything..
aigoo..first time seeing someone interesting like this and making me laugh with all this kinds of things~
very well~only want to drop by for a few moment and...bye?lol
*turn of the stalker mode and leave,flying like a bird/bricked*
RoseWhite 10 years ago
I can't believe Iread the whole thing!
*huff huff*
I just learned that you don't like my character in this rp (Park Bom).
It was a bit scary but nonetheless interesting. Hahaha.
I hope that I won't come of as super annoying as what you'd expect.
Let's be friends shall we?
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