@xxxibgdrgn

Apparently I am an adoptive father to two grown children. Congrats to Taeyeon for giving birth to twins three months apart.

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RT: "someone is hinting he wants to go to disneyland..." i wANNA MEET PETER PAN OK.

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congratulations to ten and mina getting engaged. you guys are super cute and i wish time meant something because i'd be engaged if that were true.

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"if you wanted to look like a patch of grass why didn't you just go sleep out on the lawn?? get some ants in your scalp while you're at it??"

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i hate you seunghyun - both of you. 

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She really likes picking on me yet when on stage she's awkward. Anyways, I'm proud of you gurlfriend.

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ok no for real i miss you taeng.

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we actually look like a happy couple for once.

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date night and she looks like e.t... pls.

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we saw a moana and taeyeon didn't stop crying after a certain point in the movie. what a sap.

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who thought this was a good idea

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i still don't get where she is. where are you i wanna bug you.

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I love her so much, but I think I'm gonna draw a mustache on her face.

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RT: "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEAK6 WnCcAApkGe.png look how cool he thinks he is" i'm very cool thanks

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RT: "Half a year with you, and I still hate you. #6MonthsWithGTae"

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taeyeon: stress is bad for the baby
sm: what baby????
taeyeon: me

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lorem ipsum is my favourite thing to say when i don't know what to say. taeyeon hates it though.

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ok so how do i block people i just started talking to taeng and i already want to block her.

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gd got a twitter account. alert the media, call the cops. i'm.. so weird.