becomes jongdae's platonic mother in law

/walks up to the stage and takes the award "jongdae's favorite" into my hands with a blinding smile.
um, testing. /speaks into the microphone hesitantly before beginning my beautiful speech.
so tonight in honor of accepting this award and platonically marrying a precious human being called kim jongdae, i'd like to thank my father and mother who gave life to me so that i could experience all these wonderful things. i'd also like to thank the people i just met who are hilarious as like suehee, she's amazing even though i just met her ok you should meet her too
anyways yeah jongdae is the greatest person i know because he somehow brings the caps lock outta me while at the same time engaging with me in gr9 conversation and making me feel like an intelligent being. he is made of 80% fun and 20% serious which is the perfect combination ok. and he's also very aware of world issues and politics and everything PLUS he makes me laugh a lot
he has a nice face too even though it's not as nice as mine BUT ANYWAYS that is beside the point jongdae is super open and accepting to different opinions and is fun to talk to !!! he is also very wise beyond his years and should be the model for all youth ok
also btw i'm recruiting a best man for this platonic wedding which one of y'all wanna apply

qi suehee 8 seconds ago Reply

jongdae made it on my fave person list

fetus francisco miguelito altamerano jeon [A] 1 minute ago Reply

ngdae is such a sweetpea that's mi hermano right there

yoo ara [A] 28 seconds ago Reply