Personal Message

to: bae lu joohyun
from: lu han
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section ╱ prelude
关于我的信息
01
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who?
you and me
what?
our anniversary
where?
right here
when?
right now
why?
i love you
section ╱ overture
关于我的信息
02
how the man met the stars
once upon a time there was a lonely boy who had no idea what the hell he was doing. he was awkward, quiet, and didn't really know how to really talk to people. he'd stick to the one ray of sunshine in his life and not really go further from there. he wasn't content, but he would never say a thing. sure, every so often he might speak to somebody: hopeless small talk or a casual argument about something stupid. were they his friends? he had no idea. all he knew was that there had to be something more.

he never sought out to find someone significant. he never thought it was required for him to find the one, the person who was supposed to fix all of his problems. make him active, kinder, and just overall: happier. at some point, he really just thought that maybe his time here was over and he needed to move on.

as if it was some cliche, he met a girl.

well, actually, he always knew this girl. she was bright, fun, happy, something completely opposite of him. she always made him feel better, but in such a minuscule way that anyone could do it. he admired her, much like when you look up at the stars and admire the bright sparkly lights they emit. stars, so beautiful, but something he could never strive for, never touch in his hands. and he was content with that.

he was a quiet man, but his friend was anything but that. his friend was loud, boisterous, and a bit too much at times. this friend said, after he had a good talk with her, that he could imagine the two of them dating. but how could a lowly human get close enough to the stars to be able to touch them?

with a rocket ship, anything is possible. his friend gave him this rocket ship and now he was able to be closer to the stars. to touch them, love them ever so deeply. instead of the twinkly lights in the sky, they became red hot fiery balls that made him feel warm inside, rather than the cold loneliness he once felt when looking at them from the ground. she became so much more than what he once thought. she worried over him, she was sad for him, and she was happy for him. she wasn't just a light in the sky, she was a ball of fire that never failed to leave him in awe. it wasn't long before he realized that he no longer admired her, but he loved her. a human loving the stars?

she was the first to say she liked him a bit more than how friends like each other. she was shy, insecure, and couldn't bring herself to face him no matter how much he tried to tell her that he loved her too. he was bad with words, better with actions, but he couldn't smile his way out of this.

pouring his heart out, he wanted nothing more than for the stars to love herself, and for her to realize his love for her extended past the ends of the universe, larger than the life itself. he was her's, so completely and utterly smitten for such a beautiful cosmic being.

he still loves her to this day, when the excitement of love is over and they settle into missing each other when he cannot ride his rocket ship to see her. all he has to do is look at the stars, and his heart is content.

he always comes back. for her. his stars.
section ╱ rising action
关于我的信息
03
birth of a star
name of the star
bae joohyun
date the world was blessed
march 29th, 1991 
i, lu han, ask the world to accept a new star into the solar system. she isnt very big, quite small in fact, but the glow she has rivals that of the sun. she is unique, unlike any star you have ever seen. i don't care how much i have to pay, if i become a man of debt and misery, as long as she is loved by the world and no ill comes of her. as long as she remains the brightest of stars that can shine on everyone, making them happy. i will give my soul, my life, my heart, my happiness, just to make sure that she is loved, that she is accepted, that remains a beacon of hope to anyone. i know she won't be happy if a misfortune happens upon me: i know she will be sad. i ask of thee to make her happy, to make her see that i did this all for her. i will do anything for her. i will do anything for that smile, for that laugh, and for her very last breath. but this star will never die: she will remain a figment of everyone. 
i, lu han, ask of you to name a star after the one in my own eyes that makes my heart warm and my head hazy.
section ╱ the finale
关于我的信息
03
for your eyes only
i'll stop with the cheesy lines that are way too eloquent for anyone to read. there are a few things i want to say: first off, every single time i see you i just seem to fall harder and harder. it's weird but you know... it's a good weird. i couldn't ask for a better girlfriend.

what i wanted to do originally for this was to propose to you. i know- wow. but i just... i still don't think we're ready for that. it's not that i don't love you and i don't wanna spend the rest of my life with you... there's just... i think i just wanna spend some more time with you, bae joohyun, as my girlfriend and just keep it simple as that for a little bit longer. but do know that i'm not doing this because i don't wanna marry you- i most definitely do. sometimes it feels like we've been married for 30 years already. you, to me, are already lu joohyun and to everyone else you are too. so please, take this as a promise. i will marry you. just right now, i like just being here with you as we are. 

no matter what: i still love you. that's enough, right?

also, that place i want to take you... do you like the idea of greece? 

◆ han l. 23 minutes ago Reply 

schatz, das wichtigste zuerst. mein deutsch ist sehr monoton. und ja, du bist ein ruck. und ich wusste nicht, dass du mich geliebt hast, aber ich bin froh, dass ich es jetzt weiß. weil das gefühl zurückgegeben wird. und ich werde nicht mit jemand anderem - alles, was ich wirklich mit dir sein will, ist du. Ich bin sehr kitschig, tschüss, lol. keine notwendigkeit, mich zu danken, denn aus all den jungs, die ich gesehen habe, habe ich dich gejagt - du hast mich auch entschieden. aber die hölle, alles, was ich dich fragen will, ist das, auch wenn du mich nicht verstehen kannst, willst du nur mein? meine freundin, mein schatz.

◇ taeyeon k. 3 seconds ago Reply 

◆ han l. 27 seconds ago Reply
◇ joohyun b. [h] [A] 2 seconds ago Reply
Seriously Mama, you don't need a man most of the time cx

lu you're dating my daughter 
don't ever break her heart
i don't want to remember what happened to her last time

◆ han l. 2 minutes ago Reply 

are you squirtle?
because you are 我的 type

◆ han l. Jun 18, 2017 16:48:48 Reply History 

yEAH OKAY. IM NOT THE MOST "OPEN" PERSON WITH MY FEELINGS BUT BRO. when you were like "i like you and you like someone else" i was all like "wait ???? how is that possible i thought it was totally obvious i liked you too wtf" no, luhan, thats just because you at showing people that they are special to you individually. i mean ! hell, i call you schatz. that's a pet name for couples in germany, so i thought it was kind of obvious. i don't call anyone else by a nickname sO. anyways -- yeah, it was funny because i never EVER considered liking... you??? of all people. you were always that one person that was basically friends with everyone and i just kinda... hung around my own friends. but bOY WAS I WRONG. i was looking at baekhyun's birthday padlet for you and i said something like "we don't talk much but..." and just, wow man. it's weird because not so long after that is when we did start talking, and then jongin found these icons of us and started shipping us. i probably never could've become this close to you without his help so, may the lord of bts bless him bc honestly bts helped too lol. you were always someone i admired because of your bubbly attitude and just how your mood can just affect everyone's here. it was awesome, and jongin took that in another way and - yeah. so when we actually started TALKING TALKing it was great because it was so EASY to talk to you. but... now that i'm actually saying how i feel, i have a lump in my throat. and, you know why jongin and eunhee are so involved in this right now? that's how jongin was with soojung. he really liked her, but it was hard for him to say so. so he's making me do it, pmsl. 
this is long, but thats okay... yeah?
its pretty late for me now - i am near jongin so i have his time. and it's nearly 2am jesus --
i'll probably sleep after this. 
but know this -- schatz. i feel like it isnt us to say something totally romantic and cheesy and thats literally all i am so i'm having troubles so i'll just say this.
to me, you are oranges. ha. 
k that was gross
gnight, maybe-

◇ somin j. Jun 18, 2017 0:52:26 Reply History 

BISH HELLO IM HERE TO INVADE YOUR WALL BECAUSE MY HUSBAND DARED ME TO. LOL JK 
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU OKAY, DO NOT EVER CHANGE BECAUSE I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY MERCEDES DO YOU UNDERSTAND. LOLOLOL JK PLS DONT KILL ME
ANYWAYS I GOTTA POST A LONG MESSAGE AND HERE IT IS.

I MISSED YOU MAH HOMIE, LET'S BOND SOME TIME DUDE. I CANT GO TO YOUR SCHOOL BECAUSE SO FAR AWAY AND NEITHER DO YOU. ;;;;; WHAT IS THIS IS THIS LDB? LONG DISTANCE BESTFRIEND MYGOD. SMH LIFE. ANYWAYS I THINK THIS IS NOT LONG ENOUGH BUT YEAH BUT SRLSY, FIND SOMEONE WHO'LL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE OKAY? ISTG IF SOMEONE HURT YOU ILL BEAT THEM UP >:(((( EVEN THOUGH IM A GIRL ILL BEAT A GUYS OKAY

I MISS YOU HOMIE AND PLS COME BY ANYTIME :'''))) LET'S BOND AND FANGIRL IN EACH KPOP VIDEOS BECAUSE YEAH THAT'S OUR DATE LET US ALSO SHOP TOGETHER.
:''')) IF WE HAVE MONEY BECAUSE HONESTLY WE'RE BOTH BROKE. RIP

ANYWAYS THATS ALLL ILOVEYOU MAH HOMIEEEEE <3333
OOC AND IC WISE

◇ miyoung h. [h] [A] 9 seconds ago Reply 

get ur self a man who can do both
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1a/77/0d/1a770d9ce55f2da6786be86554ceee8d--luhan-abs-exo-luhan.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d45fa173a67af996103155864dc77a87/tumblr_n2vhccPLSd1sjuoxio1_500.jpg

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 1 day ago Reply 

GUESS WHOS GIRLFRIEND LOOKS GREAT IN HER LAST MV
aggressively points at myself

◇ yerim k. [A] 29 seconds ago Reply 

luhan likes you a lot
when we were on vacation he would headbutt me and mumble
"i lowkey miss irene help"

◆ jongin k. [A] 50 seconds ago Reply 

o u o
i am so happy i pushed the two of you together
the ONE time my matchmaking doesn't turn out to be complete

◆ jongin k. [A] 26 minutes ago Reply 

i saw that irene and luhan were having a long conversation and went "aw they're friends i never see them talk" 

i was looking for icons for a friend of mine, and then i saw one and thought "wow this would go really well with this luhan icon" and i put then together and was "pOOSBDBWJEVEH THEY WOULD LOOK GREAT TOGETHER" so i sent the pictures to luhan and he was like "wow they match so well" and i said
"you should date so i can put you on the couples' list"
and he was like "smh no"
but it became a joke between the two of us?? and i looked more into lurene and was like 
"u 2 should date ー and i'm being serious"
and luhan gave me this LOOK and i laughed and kept bugging him
and then when i told the rp he was like "oH my god please don't"
and i just kept going 
and then he saw this bts meme and sent it to me and i said "you should send it to irene she likes bts a lot" and he did it 
it was the simba one
and then i just sort of 
thought that bts was a good way to bond irene and luhan so i hacked luhan's account and put a meme on irene's wall and he was like "oH MY GOD THATS SO WEIRD HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS" because he overthinks like that but he was pretty relieved that you replied or said SOMETHING bc it would've been awk af
and then you guys kept talking and click clack bada bing bada boom
you're dating

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 4 minutes ago Reply 

◆ jongin k. [A] 9 seconds ago Reply
ireaene

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 7 minutes ago Reply 

shaking up ur heart is my ultimate goal for each day

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 9 minutes ago Reply 

you won't ever fail me, schatz

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 22 minutes ago Reply 

points aggressively at irene
u cuTE

◆ baekhyun b. [A] 2 minutes ago Reply 

judging with your friend like
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1fa80e2f4048f160020e18ab7038ea83/tumblr_ot404yGDKo1tip1fuo1_500.jpg

◆ jongin k. [A] 7 minutes ago Reply 

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 15 seconds ago Reply 
how to: look as good as irene

step one:
you can't

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 9 minutes ago Reply 

elle est très exquise dans tout ce qu'elle fait

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 9 minutes ago Reply 

sie ist sehr exquisit in allem, was sie tut

◆ baekhyun b. [A] 2 hours ago Reply 

when someone says you have a black heart
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3e5eca516c2484c1b491736b9be76de9/tumblr_orxmdqXHTf1tip1fuo1_500.jpg

◆ baekhyun b. [A] 2 hours ago Reply 

when someone says they can pay for your food
http://68.media.tumblr.com/10216969568a833acecb66e9f21b9396/tumblr_oryujxwnBs1tip1fuo1_500.jpg

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 2 hours ago Reply 

irene has such meme expressions

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 2 hours ago Reply 

schatz looks like an engel

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 3 hours ago Reply 

she looks so sassy 
and has a great face

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 3 hours ago Reply 

i'm not a monogamist i guess ?? never tried polyamory but like
that requires sharing irene
and i'm not ok with that

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 3 hours ago Reply 

cheating requires two people to like me
i only have one and i'm pretty content with that

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 3 hours ago Reply 

why would i date anyone else though

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 3 hours ago Reply 

◆ jongin k. [A] 1 minute ago Reply
luhan, when referring to irene: schatz (treasure)
luhan, when referring to jongin: hündin ()

◆ jongin k. [A] 3 hours ago Reply 

your future is pretty bright since you're with irene

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 1 hour ago Reply 

honey
you've impressed me a long time ago

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 5 minutes ago Reply 

u h no you're too precious
you're like this priceless vase - but you're made of rubber
but 
breakable

◆ sebastiano s. [h] 3 seconds ago Reply 

BAEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
HSJDIEJEJDHEIWIDBSJWEB
JOOJOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 1 minute ago Reply 

i just love you so much that you are going to be inbetween death and life all the tiiimmmee

◆ hyuk k. [cool beans dean // DΞΔN] 6 minutes ago Reply 

◇ joohyun s. 39 seconds ago Reply
lurene is literally my fave

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 7 minutes ago Reply 

i love youuuuuuu

◆ hyuk k. [cool beans dean // DΞΔN] 1 minute ago Reply 

irene: being all deep 
luhan: what

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 10 seconds ago Reply 

i didn't think i'd date anyone let alone IRENE
i mean wow
that's like going straight from unemployed to being the ceo to sm entertainment

◇ yoona i. [h] 18 seconds ago Reply 

like
i wanna hate lurene so much because she's MY WIFEY and she is being corrupted by MY BROTHER
but
its too cute

◆ jongin k. [A] 23 seconds ago Reply 

i also just really love teasing lurene

◇ chaeyoung p. 40 seconds ago Reply 

bloosh bloosh
o //// u //// o
i'm a wife of a beautiful woman!

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 43 seconds ago Reply 

i think you like ー committed homocide in your past life to get me :")

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 4 minutes ago Reply 

colder than the sun
yet way brighter

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 1 minute ago Reply

if psycheux drops irene imma fLIP

 

◇ hwamin s. 27 minutes ago Reply

psycheux x dewdrops is the best couple ok

 

◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 27 minutes ago Reply
you can have many wives but you can only have one husband and that's me thanks
  ◆ beejoo's luhoney [han l.] 1 minute ago Reply
no ones gonna take my beejoo away
not even beejoo herself ◆ jongin k. [A] 15 minutes ago Reply 

he told me about that today actually lol
he was like "OK SO - luhan is HER HUSBAND and she can have like 50000 wives BUT LUHAN IS HER HUSBAND and thats why he's special k bye"

◇ qian s. 6 minutes ago Reply 

lurene is being like that couple that yells they hate each other while furiously making out

◆ sehun o. 27 seconds ago Reply 

I hate cabbages though but beejoo's gotta be an exemption

◆ sehun o. 2 seconds ago Reply 

but u know I hate cabbages except for you beejoo so.

◇ sana m. 4 minutes ago Reply 

THATS SO MANY NUMBERS
LAYS AN EIGHT AND BADAMS BCS I LOVE YOU INFINITE, JOOJOO ♥

◇ sera r. [A] 9 seconds ago Reply 

Anyways neeny is comfy and nappable so imma go and nap on her 
I will come back later when i am refreshed 
Okbye

◇ kyungri p. [h] [A] 37 seconds ago Reply 

What irene is called 
Hyemi- papa neeny
Seulgi- mama neeny
Kyungri- yet to be decided

◆ dongwoon s. 14 seconds ago Reply 

i want parents like luhan and joojoo
hhhh

◆ jongin k. 1 minute ago Reply 

irene you always look great shut up

◇ heechu c. 6 seconds ago Reply 

Joojoo is a queen > 3 >

I DECLARE JOOJOO A QUEEN.
OFF WITH ANYONES HEAD WHO THINKS OTHERWISE.

◇ seungwan s. 5 seconds ago Reply 

i have love from my Rene unnie.

◇ heechu c. 7 seconds ago Reply 

ISS MAH LOYAL PENGUIN SUBJECT BAEJOO

◆ jaebum i. 5 seconds ago Reply 

◇ luhoney's beejoo [joohyun b.] [A] 22 seconds ago Reply
1. i know that i hope you'll have short term memory loss
2. yOU'RE SO PRECIOUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REALLY
3. read number 2- kidding but yeah < 3

1. I won't bcs I HAVE a healthy lifestyle unlike my alter ego- rip
2. i'M NOT AS PRECIOUS AS U R. UR MAKING ME SOFT WYD..
3. I'M PUTTING YOU ON MY LIST OF FAVORITE HOOMANS<3

◆ jihoon p. 1 minute ago Reply 

irene i guess i can't say no, if it is you who is calling me lame cute.

◆ pink sausage [jihoon p.] 47 seconds ago Reply 

irene whether i exist or not, youll always be super soft and sweet.

◇ jieqiong z. 1 minute ago Reply 

who neEDS FOOD WHEN THERE IS BAEJOO UNNIE <3333

◇ eunhee j. 7 seconds ago Reply 

irene with pimples voted best beauty mark of the millennia

◆ taeyong l. 34 seconds ago Reply 

i KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY OMG IRENE YOUR NAME I LOVE YOU XD

◆ taeyong l. 7 seconds ago Reply 

wipes the river I just cried bcs joojoo always proud of me

◇ soojung j. 1 minute ago Reply 

hooks an arm around irene and leans down to kiss her cute lil lips with a loud smack

◆ boran j. 48 seconds ago Reply 

Baejoo sure always fluffy 24/7 who wouldn't appreciates her anyway

◆ irene's pangga [han l.] 2 seconds ago Reply 

schatz you’re my one and only

◆ irene's pangga [han l.] 2 minutes ago Reply 

well, you’re the only pretty lady i see

◆ irene's pangga [han l.] 9 minutes ago Reply 

oh it’s my LOVE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND

◆ irene's pangga [han l.] 57 seconds ago Reply 

my forever girl

◆ whipped for "jithoo" [sehun o.] 3 hours ago Reply 

there's not a single potato in this household that isn't cute bae joohyun

◆ whipped for "jithoo" [sehun o.] 3 hours ago Reply 

face it. you're cute

◆ whipped for "jithoo" [sehun o.] 3 hours ago Reply 

joo: i'm a potato
also joo: "my concept photos are hot holy smokes"

◇ jo eunhee [A] 41 seconds ago Reply 

because, unnie, you’re just so gosh darn cute

◇ ahn heeyeon [A] 2 seconds ago Reply 

JOOJOOBEE THE BEE TO MY HONEY OH YES

◆ lee taeyong 2 minutes ago Reply 

runs into joos arms 
I love you to infinity uwu

◇ minatozaki sana [A] 18 hours ago Reply 

unnie you’re incredibly charismatic, friendly, and maybe too kind for your own good. and people like that and they love you for making them feel like they are a part of something. and if some people don’t or some people have to leave... then so be it. it’s not your fault

◆ cho kyuhyun [A] 18 hours ago Reply 

◇ lu joohyun [h] [A] 55 seconds ago Reply 
WAIT I
I EXPECT BAD CRITCISM WYD >:(((

I know you're being serious but this made me laugh
Listen joo, no one has anything bad to say about how you run this place because you've done nothing but made every single one of us feel like a part of this family. You just have a few bad apples around but that doesnt change that you've been nothing but be a great admin and friend to all

◇ lee yubi 18 hours ago Reply 

When I got here, you, joohyun, made me feel comfortable and made me happy around. I just wish I'm here sooner bcs you're amazing.

◆ shin donghee 18 hours ago Reply 

bAEJOO

i'll do the speaking for the three of us. we can't please everyone, sweetie and i haven't been here long enough but to keep this place hustling and alive for this long? that's a whole lot of dedication, my love. just remember that you are doing an incredible job and there's nothing wrong. nothing at all. 

me, yooj the potato and minah loves u 
the two sends u alot of sarangs 
and imma just
hugs you tightly

◇ lee yubi 18 hours ago Reply 

I love you and all of you, lujoo

◆ lee taeyong 1 minute ago Reply 

ONO MY VOICE BROKE ALL THE GLASSES ONO;;; DAS WHAT

i was gonna say smth but i dont remember

BUT PROBABLY IT WAS THAT I LOVE YOU TO PLUTO AND BACK AND THEN TO ANOTHER GALAZY AND BACK AND THEN TO INFINITY AND BACK ONO NODSNODS UWU

Cute Cabage Kid (Bae Joohyun)

 

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Chichoochoo train stopping by~♡
chichoo invading your life and wall *coughs* !!! i'm here to leave some hugs and kisses cause you're an awesome hooman for CREATING this rp and made this a home for some. Jichu loves ya !!!! ♡♡♡ 
p.s. are you corn? because you’re aMAIZEing -is bricked-