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Kim Minseok
@kmmsxm
If you're looking for something cool, you're in the
wrong place, kiddo. Exo's Xiumin 

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Kim Minseok @kmmsxm
Lets see how surprised I can get by the choice of my roommate. Bring it on, television show. 
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Kim Minseok@kmmsxm
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We're singers, not strippers. Nice??? Try??? Baekhyun??? .
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Kim Minseok @kmmsxm
Minseok: *is asleep*
Baekhyun: Chanyeol, we should draw a mustache on his face
Minseok: *wakes up immediately* Try me,
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm

 Oh, you want to know if I'm a good kisser?

*puts cherry stem in mouth*

*spits out entire wicker bed and makes out with you on it*

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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
My👏spacebar👏is👏broken👏so👏I'm👏using👏the👏clapping👏emoji👏instead👏I'm👏not👏trying👏to👏make👏a👏point👏I'm👏not👏a👏tumblr👏exo👏fangirl
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
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Did a very violent Nose Exhale at this one
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
Interviewer: How did you hear about the show?

Me: *sweating profusely* W-with my ears.
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
[inventing tupperware]

make it with a material that never lets them forget that one time they made spaghetti
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Kim Minseok
@kmmsxm
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Sometimes I just have to be proud of myself, sue me
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
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Kim Minseok
@kmmsxm
When you smile and laugh and pretend you heard a word they said. 

~ Night club conversations and marriage
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
14719648_678928405603176_1529914492396240896_n.jpgDamn I'm so hungry right now you guys have no idea 
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
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This would be me. In a horror movie. Or in a life and death situation. I would definitely be the one that dies first 
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question
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Kim Minseok
@kmmsxm
It's Sunday morning. My 80-year-old neighbor has hiked and weeded her garden. I spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
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Kim Minseok
@kmmsxm
 Friend: Do you know karate?

Me: [wanting to sound cool but not overly cocky] I've heard of him.
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
 A screensaver for my face when someone has been talking too long. @exo
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Kim Minseok
 @kmmsxm
*captain over the PA*:
and if you look out your window to the left, you'll see Jerry, who is no longer my best friend, and deserves this..
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Kim Minseok
 @yourusername
How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have 6-pack abs? They can’t do sit-ups.
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
it's weird that the skin that holds in all the organs of our body can be opened with a sharp piece of paper seems like a huge design flaw
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
INTERVIEWER: tell me about a time you refused to compromise
ME: no
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
journalist: is it true that youre attracted to inanimate objects?
me: [lips on mic] that is a false allegation [lips get closer to mic]
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
[first date]
HER: i'm really into astronomy
ME: [revealing my secret stash of Milky Ways] you don't say
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
*watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername

*in a high end retirement home at a ripe old age*

SEHUN: hey can you pass me the juice?

JONGDAE: *looks sehun in the eye as he drinks all the juice*

SEHUN: dude...what the

JONGDAE: remember when you called me the least loyal

SEHUN: 

JONGDAE: you're never getting any juice

SEHUN: THAT WAS FIFTY FOUR YEARS AGO HYUNG

JONGDAE: YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP ME FROM NOT FORGETTING ABOUT IT??

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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
[Coca-Cola focus group 1892]
*everyone screams, throwing chairs through the window, trying to kill God*
CHEMIST: maybe slightly less
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
Behind every YouTube star is an Ikea bookshelf
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
People used to have to hunt for food now its like omg two people are in line ahead of me at Starbucks
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
Therapist: and how are you now?
Morgan Freeman: I am fine
Morgan Freeman: but Morgan Freeman was not fine
Therapist: I'm sorry what?
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
guy I just met: 'it's nice to meet you'
me: 'I'm tired of your lies'
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
My patience has stretch marks.
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
it's weird that the skin that holds in all the organs of our body can be opened with a sharp piece of paper seems like a huge design flaw
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
it's weird that the skin that holds in all the organs of our body can be opened with a sharp piece of paper seems like a huge design flaw
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Kim Minseok
@yourusername
HER: I've never known someone to google things during
ME: we learned a lot though
HER: you screamed "ostriches are faster than horses"
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Description

Kim Minseok

1990 - 03 - 26

Exo

Quirks:

- he absolutely HATES sharing headphones. I'm not kidding. He hates it. He has no problem sharing bottles or spoons etc, but he hates sharing headphones. It might be simply the fact that people always end up destroying them - actually, he doesn't know why.

- his biggest pet peeve is people not closing doors when they enter a room, even if just for a second. He could get pretty pissed about that.

- Minseok is bad with money. Not because he spends too much, but because he never spends any money if he can avoid it. Bring your own drink to the restaurant? Better freeze that tiny bit of spaghetti sauce? Been there, done that.

 

Bad habits

- Minseok always needs chewing gum or some sort of candy if he's not on the camera or talking to a lot of people. Why? Well, he bites his tongue, his lips or the inside of his cheek until it's bleeding. Not out of nervousness, but simply because of boredom. Sometimes he thinks he has some kind of mental disorder that makes him itchy when he's bored.

- Binge eating and then running ten miles on the treadmill so he doesn't get chubby again. He's not a health freak, but he's got enough of people calling him a Baozi. The reason for his binge eating is, again, boredom or simply stress. He's only human after all.

- When he's annoyed he rolls his eyes pretty much all the time. And he gets annoyed pretty fast, sadly.

 

He's pretty clean

 

And yep, he likes to clean up.

 

Sleeping habits: He's a light sleeper, so he listens to music when he's sleeping. Any other background noise will probably wake him up.

 

On camera: A little cocky sometimes, but only around people he knows. Outgoing and outspoken, always smiling and laughing. He presents himself as someone with a lot of passion, no matter if it's singing, dancing or working out. He tries to be mature, but not too much so he doesn't stand out like a sore thumb between his younger band members.

 

Off camera: He's a lot more reserved and serious off camera, has a certain kind of snark to him sometimes. As mentioned, he gets annoyed pretty easily. But over all he isn't that different from his on-camera persona. Just a little bit more cheesy, I guess. Bad puns included. He is pretty boring sometimes tho. He would rather sit down with a good book or a video game instead of going out to party. That MIGHT have to do with his binge-consuming habits and behavior.