— one / open 
our first encounter was way back in the day when we were wee kids. i met you in the hospital, you were in the waiting room crying because your favorite uncle was painfully trying to pee his kidney stone into a bottle. so i comforted you and gave you my limited edition stuffed care bear and good bye so long, you kept it which made me salty for a good six years. fast forward, we're both idols surprise surprise. and as fate would have it we meet etc and one day i see a very familiar stuffed ear sticking out of your bag or something and pull it out aha, to reveal my embroided initials on the bear's paw. dun dun dun, "hey remember that time you were weeping like a baby?"

— two / open
we get stuck together trying to craft a gift for a mutual friend, because why buy something when making it is more special, or so they say. so we create this super cool [ insert artsy crafty fartsy gift name here ]. but there's only one problem. we (but i blame you) somehow managed to get our hands glued together with crazy glue. so now we shamefully roam the streets while people give us weird looks because they think we're dating but ew no, we just need to find something to get this glue off because i really need to pee!!

— three / open 
this is stupid but lets fight because we both happened to find a super rare pokemon on pokemon go and i want it, fight me i got here first!!