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emotional skater.

 

when i'm on the ice, nothing else matters.

hello, hi, how are you? i'm yuzuru - hanyu yuzuru. to many that name means nothing, because i'm not a fancy singer, or rapper, or actor. no, i'm a figure skater - a two-time olympic gold medalist figure skater, representing japan among many other awards and titles.

i'm 25 years of age, going on 26 this year and i've been skating for 21 years. the ice is my life, and i express myself through figure skating. i can be clumsy, awkward, quiet and shy when i'm not on the ice. i've been called pretty, beautiful, ethereal and graceful when i'm skating.

i've been dating the most amazing person, maybe you know him or maybe you don't because like me, he isn't an idol or actor or model- he's a figure skater. the beautiful uno shoma, although honestly, his name is hanyu shoma, and has been since we got married in august of 2019. together we have three beautiful children: twin girls kiseki and hikari as well as our little son, eiji. we would like another and have been trying but so far, no luck.

i don't enjoy coffee, and i prefer to drink loose leaf teas, personal favourites being rose, green tea with lemongrass and coconut with orange - all of these taste best with no milk and no sugar. call it feminine, but i like flowers and flower arrangement, and honestly wish i had the time to do such things.

currently, i'm taking a few months off of skating to heal from an ankle injury i accidently triggered that saw me off the ice last year too. i'm bad at letting myself rest - i need to be on the ice, and it pains me to not be there.

nothing is a joy like being back on the ice and recently i came first at the isu skate canada which i'm proud of as in the past this was one competition i often couldn't get gold in. it was an honour to podium with keiji and nam this year.

most recently, i came second at the japan nationals, and wouldn't you know it, it was my own husband who won against me. which makes shoma the now four time national champion. i was proud to be on the podium with him above me in gold, and the sweet yuma in bronze.

please don't be shy to ask me about myself, or spend time with me to get to know me better - i never hide things.

personality / quirks.

 

Getting to know a bit more about me.

PERSONALITY clumsy, easily flustered, shy, childlike curiosity, jumps at the chance of a challenge, never runs away, pushes myself to my limits even at the cost of my health, never gives up.

LIKES tea, mochi, skating, fish, shortbread cream biscuits, flowers, ice, piano music, kingdom hearts themes.

DISLIKES coffee, hypocrites, indirect people, not skating.

HOBBIES figure skating, being a parent.

SECRETS it isn't a secret now but i once hated shoma.

FEARS losing the people i care most about, injuring myself to the point of no return.

QUIRKS Fun facts about me.
— no equilibrium.
— walking encyclopedia on the game "nier: automata".
— huge fan of square enix games.
— can trip up on absolutely nothing.
— winnie the pooh is my love.

relationship status

 

married, to an amazing little demon.

uno shoma

19mar2015 dating

25aug2019 married

my gorgeous little demonic succubus. to think that when i first met you i hated you, couldn't stand the sight of you nor the way you were so happy and eager to learn all you could. i saw you as a threat from day one and i wasn't wrong- you grew into an amazing figure skater and it took a while for me to stop seeing you as someone to fear for overtaking me and instead focused on the beautiful friendship you blessed me with.
i had no idea that i would fall in love with you, and it was so nerve wracking when i first asked you to be my boyfriend. and i was so thick, obtuse, to not even know that you were in love with me all that time before keiji openly told me and i was stunned. i guess that stereotype, about figure skaters being gay, is pretty true huh? worth it.
when we first found out that you were pregnant with the twins, i was in utter shock. the first thought was panic, because we didn't plan for them, hell we didn't even really talk about kids at all! despite dating for years, we just never really mentioned it. but as you progressed, carrying and protecting our little marshmallows, i grew more and more enamoured by you and how right it felt to have a family with you. you'd think we learned after the girls, how important protection is! but no- except this time it was me who had that baby boy. i barely survived having eiji, it must have been so much worse for you, carrying both our girls. but i don't have any regrets.
i did at first, not because we had children, but because i hadn't manned up and asked you to marry me. and when we finally tied the knot, i finally felt like my life was entirely in place. a beautiful husband who is an amazing support to me and our children, of course our three beautiful children, amazing careers that we are able to keep pushing through despite our domestic life- it all falls perfectly into place.
you are my soulmate shoma, you know this, everyone who knows us knows this. and i couldn't imagine anything more or less. my life is with you, and our family. i love you. thank you for being mine.

out of character.

 

The typist's notes and guidelines.

ONE My timezone is GMT + 11.00 GMT + 10.00, subject to change because of daylight savings.

TWO I'm Australian, meaning I will without a doubt say a lot of other people might think is "sensitive" or "coarse". Now listen the up; if anything I say offends you, ing tell me. Don't dog me, I don't appreciate people ing and moping about something you can easily fix by approaching me.

THREE Shoma's roleplayer and I know each other OOC so there is going to be a lot of you won't understand. This is what friendship can look like in our country (since OOC Shoma is Australian also). If you're unsure of something, ask one of us.

FOUR I try not to swear on Yuzuru, or crack too much but the moment you see " [] " to signify I'm going ooc about something, look the out. I swear that a sailor and them some.

FIVE Being Australian, I say a lot of weird , expressions and words that come off as crude. Such as "". "" is the best word, so many meanings, and it makes me chortle when people freak out about how casually I can sling it to some people who know me. Chill the out. is an awesome word to Aussies.

SIX Drop-bears are real.

SEVEN Don't hesitate to PM me on any of my characters for admin related things. I'm honestly very approachable.

friendship wall

 

people who are a part of my universe.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/25336b8939d63f3f7ec7e8b47678da43/tumblr_pjiob5jdau1wpyzfxo4_250.gif

uno shoma

wittle mango - my soul mate

the tinest person you'll ever meet

seo changbin

"fingerbun"

seriously i miss you so much

lee felix

lixie bubba

pure baby boy material

lee minho

angel son

the most gentle angel ever

ahn daniel

spawn of satan shoma

child of the crack gods

pooh-san

it's a tissue box, where i go, he go

don't judge my love for pooh


r e c e i p t sfrom;hellcelestialcosmic
 
@hanyu yuzuru Nonprescription farmingnfor you uwuw
seo changbin 13 seconds ago Reply 
Yuzu’s dp


Very artistic
10/10 would rip that thing off
uwu
he is probably goin on a quest to find the last unicorn that is gonna hold the ring on it's horn, while he rides it with fireworks on the background and all that
Yuzu: Marriage? I don’t know, we still seem to be at the boyfriend-girlfriend stage.

Shoma: WE ED FOUR TIMES AND HAD A KID, YUZU
Felix: Good morning.

Shoma: Good morning.

Yuzu: Good morning.

Changbin: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Junhoe: MORNING MOTHERERS
Teacher: Your kid said a swear word in class.

Shoma: I’ll talk to them about it.

Shoma, to their kid: What the , dude
hanyu yuzuru [A] 2 minutes ago Reply
ᴮᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵘᵐ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ.

look at this
look at this
disgunting





-ly cute
@hanyu yuzuru Hnnnn I wanna get ed thouuuuugh
koo junhoe11:28:33 PMReply
you two are boyfriend goals
koo junhoe8:27:58Reply
you two are boyfriend goals


100/10 agrees with this
OKAY THE MAN CAN FLY AND DANCE ON ICE
BUT CANT WALK Lmao
So cute
i'm permanent uwu around you
Istg every time I nap yuzu knows and he knows when I'm about to wake up as well. 
Its freaky but I also think its adorable uwu
uno shoma [A] 3 minutes ago Reply 
I would marry yuzu yuzu and kill his enemies
i lowkey love when yuzu is like
*moans
it's cute
istg everytime i stalk yuzus profile there is liek 6 new random things i've said sitting there
uno shoma [A] 3 minutes ago Reply 
I'm feelingnpwrosnslly attacked rn
You two make me too gay


Pls stop
ahn daniel 1 minute ago Reply 
But let's not lie
shoma and yuzuru are so cute
they are goals
*tries to hide my moan in my shirt*
*rubs a bath and throws fingerbun in*
R U BS WHY
I'm just imagining
kneeling beside a bath tub
rubbing it sensually
Is shoma joining my bath
Bc
yes
You wanna bath
With my future husband?
*gets in fingerbuns bath?
wheezes
future husband
makes my heart do things
Yuzu: you only flirt with skz


Me: that’s not true! I also flirt with your bf
Me: /isnt interested in ice skating 


*you two exist*

Me: well, that’s it. I’m in...here, have my soul
let me sleep you two graceful swans
seo changbin 1 minute ago Reply 
HAVE MY UWUS AND SOUL

WHAT ELSE DO U WANT-
uno shoma [A] 43 seconds ago Reply 
YOYR EVERYTHING
Is that going to yuzu’s wall of shame?
WALL OF SHAME
I swears he c+p every stupidity we say
@hanyu yuzuru *grins cheekily*
Perfect for you. 
I was put on this earth to be with you
see i used to not care about aussie stuff

then i met you guys and now i pass by aussie stuff just thinking about you guys uwu
seo changbin 15 minutes ago Reply 
im gonna kill yuzu—!!
seo changbin 15 minutes ago Reply 
My dom image went down the drain in the moment he posted that one pic
Trust me I'm evil
I just found chocolate on my wrist uwu
I had the impulse to your wrist-
So am I. I love my ginger bun
Fingervun
Fingervun
Duverbun
Fingerbhn
Fingerbun
... I think it's bed time.
Heeeeej
instead of one little marshmallow, we have two.
are you saying...
YOU'RE HAVING TWINS
*bites my lip and grins* 
yeah, we're having twins
That's double the marshmallows uwu
ahn daniel 13 minutes ago Reply 
This is the earliest the Aussies have gone to bed
seo changbin 4 hours ago Reply 
MORNING MORTALS
kim jinwoo 35 seconds ago Reply 
I looked at your profile yesterday
kim jinwoo 24 seconds ago Reply 
And I was in tears
I thought
you said

You need it up the
every time i see fiance i think it says finance
im his finance
han jisung 42 seconds ago Reply 
like.....YOU GUYS SCARE ME
ITS LIKE WALKING IN ON YOUR PARENTS
kim jinwoo 37 seconds ago Reply 
shoma is trying to grace us with talent and yuzu is trying to
kim taehyung 28 seconds ago Reply 
-whines-
the way shoma mama looks at yuzuru papa.. gets me all softtttttt
yuzu and shoma are goals
Yuzuru is my soul mate.. So.. while this wasn't at all planned.. I know it's right
He is so gayceful
Them collarbones
And exposed back-
And chest
Chill out
The dude been looking like a fancy snacc
You know
One of those you wish you could afford and gotta save money for a year just to have a sample?
lmao
someone stop me
I'm rather entertained by Fingerbun though
You're just compliment thirsty
Entirely.
I know
Stop encouraging my gay behavior pls—
But.... aren't we all gay?
ahn daniel02:42:24Reply
But.... aren't we all gay?
lee minho [A]12:42:32 PMReply
ahn daniel02:42:24Reply
But.... aren't we all gay?
..
Checkmate.
my wittle siblings...I have to take care of them and mama when papa isnt around!
Shoma is a marshmallow with mini marshmallows
Yuzus wall is fabulous
he slips in and slips out right before you're even able to
wait
where did even come from?
seo changbin 15 minutes ago Reply 
My dom image went down the drain in the moment he posted that one pic

What picture?