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Wooyoungs Diary Entries
10:42:31 PMReply
Dear diary,
I had my first biual encounter today. Wonu wore socks, but I didn’t get the memo.
- Wooyoung xoxo
0:45:07 PMReply
Dear Diary,
We accidentally took the brolationship to the next level. We went full homo.
Concerned, but not regretting,
Wooyoung xoxo
12 seconds ago Reply
Dear Diary,
It's Day #2. Wonu hasn't shown face around me since last night. Where did we go wrong? Did I take it too far with the sewn socks? What can I do to fix this?
Sadly,
Wooyoung
4:18:43 PMReply
Dear Diary,
I received some news today...
He's a cheat and a lie. The socks meant nothing to him.
Yoona's words still echo in my head. "wooy ?? it wasn’t you… it’s wonu… he’s busy wooing my leader nim"
How do I make it stop hurting?
- Wooyoung
j. wooyoung11:58:07 PMReply
Dear Diary,
I used to get picked on for writing in a diary... But ohhh, since someone snooped on a few pages /now/ they wanna hop on the bandwagon. Hippo kryps.
Salty,
Wooyoung
j. wooyoung12:01:32 AMReply
Dear Diary,
Wonu is a player. He claims polygamy when all I see is commitment issues. When will it end?
Mildly Irked,
Wooyoung
j. wooyoung12:02:56 AMReply
Dear Diary,
He loves the chase. This is why I am Wooyoungual.
Seductively,
Wooyoung
j. wooyoung12:24:07 AMReply
Dear Diary,
He's obsessed now that I've dropped him. Should I talk to the girls about this? Maybe they can give me advice. Can't wait for the next slumber party! Margaritas!!!
XOXO Wooyoung
j. wooyoung12:26:57 AMReply
j. wooyoung2:31:57 AMReply
Why am I missing chromosomes? And who has the extra ones?
-Wooy
j. wooyoung1:54:56 PMReply
It’s Day #3628 of Wonu being bipolar. One moment he rejects me, the next he’s trying to get my attention, rejects me again, and then tries to sell my body. When will it end?
Upsetti Spaghetti,
Wooyoung
He thinks he can just show up in my life and act like he didn’t belittle our intimate sock moment.
- Wooyoung.
j. wooyoung 20 seconds ago Reply
Name: Jung Wooyoung
Age: 22
Group: Girls Generation
Height: 173cm (perfect fit btw)
Why you should let me join:
Men [Derogatory]
Profile:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/56e59c6046348c1d52d5d5a0cc4b1a61/1c17636fdf9d681c-61/s1280x1920/9615c6055d5f2abd366c0ecfc5fc46d830ee4c14.jpg
Kenya doesn't sound too bad anymore. Wonder if Changmin still has express shipping
Concerned,
Wooyoung