I can be the nicest person you'll ever meet but if you pissed the troublemaker

 I'll be your worst night mare. I don't follow rules just cause I make 

my own, if you follow my rule you'll be the luckiest person in the world. It's 

simple - "Stay weird motha ar cause thats what life is about".               

Oh! by the way, I like your beard and heres a cookie

(nah I'm kidding, I'm not that nice)