➘taehyung x yoona.

@kim taehyung psh, call me ahjumma, i don't care, silly. /tries to act like she doesn't care; sticks her tongue out playfully/ i can only hear yoong, taetae! /watches you as you dance your silly dance/ i don't care! psh! you're really ssaying that i'm not pretty? what a mean boyfriend. /frowns/ bye eomma! taehyung doesn't behave though. /looks at you/ yah! you're the naughty and stubborn one here, pabo!

hmm, fine then. but you should know how to unhook a bra. /laughs/

@im yoona you are an ahjumma! hahahahahhaha /childishly chants/ yoong ahjumma! yoong ahjumma! yoong ahjumma! /dances his silly dance as he teases you/ that's not fair... i wanted that pretty teacher to be my teacher.. /blinks; eomma: well i have to get going, you two behave; looks at you after she said to behave/ hear that? behave... /says as if it doesnt apply to him either/

yeah... you can just wear alternatives, like i dont know, a thicker top?

@kim taehyung /glares at you/ i am not an ahjumma! ugh! stop it, taehyung! /crosses her arms and frowns/ taehyung ahjussi... what? i'm not pretty? how could you say that? then at least you're still mine. /smiles brightly at what she said/ too bad taehyung! i already told you, you can ask jin, pabo!

/laughs softly/ you really hate it, huh? but i'm still an idol, silly. what if there will be rumours spreading around and whatever ?

@im yoona /nods while laughing/ i will still call you ahjumma because it suits you... yoong ahjumma! /sticks his tongue out playfully, not minding if you call him ahjussi back/ you? pretty? you're not pretty... /eomma: you kids... stop it, taehyung that pretty teacher has already left for america months after i told you she teaches/ ...eh?! but i dont want yoona to be my teacher!!

/nods/ even in public! tss.. who cares? people should mind there own business if they see you wearing no bra

@kim taehyung /looks at you as her eyes widen/ what the... ahjumma? yah! what are you thinking? call me ahjumma and i will call you ahjussi! /frowns/ no! don't, you alien! /pouts/ is this face not pretty for you? eomma, please don't!

/raises a brow and looks at you/ whenever i'm with you? what about in public? pabo...

@im yoona /blinks as you tell him you dont feel old even if he calls you noona/ should i call you.....ahjumma then? /grins playfully/ haha i shall call you ahjumma so you'll feel old then! /shakes his head/ no, i want a pretty teacher... /hears his mom laughing at the phone/ eomma!! get me a pretty teacher!

/smiles a bit when you lean on his shoulder/ no, dont wear one whenever you're with me, not just in the house..

@kim taehyung /pokes your pout and laughs/ if that's what you want and i don't feel old when you call me noona. i like it when you call me noona, remember? /smiles/ hey... why not? i'm going to teach you so well! /frowns and shouts/ please don't, eomma!

/laughs lightly and leans my head on your shoulder/ well, i need to wear them but maybe i can remove them when i'm in the house, with you, hmm?

@im yoona /pouts a bit/ nah... i dont want to feel old hahahahaha i'll just continue calling you noona, so that you're the only one who feels old /laughs; looks at you as you oppose him indirectly about the lesson/ but i dont want you as my teacher! /moves the phone away from you and continues to talk to his mom/ eomma get me that session okay?

/leans at the edge of the tub happily, putting his arms around your shoulder/ why master that, when you can just like... not wear them?

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@kim taehyung /sticks my tongue out playfully at you/ he acts like my oppa, so i decided to call him oppa. i know that you two are. well, you call me noona... /thinks and looks at you/ want me to call you oppa though? /clears my throat/ eomma, hello, this is her girlfriend, i can teach him to cook instead. /says sweetly to your mom and smiles at you/

psh, you just haven't mastered how to unhook them, silly... /sits close to you in the bathtub/

@im yoona /pokes your nose/ you call him oppa, while you dont call me one... me and him are the same age, not fair /looks at you as you say hello to his mom, chuckles/ eomma! i want to go to that cooking class with the pretty teacher /says excitedly to his mom on the phone/

no, dont wear them... they're a pain in the /nods firmly, smiles, pulls you with him to the bathtub afterwards/

@kim taehyung why am i suddenly talking about jimin oppa? /laughs lightly. i meant jin. right. jin. i know, jimin oppa gives me food cooked by jin! /smiles widely and watches you call your mom; speaks near the phone when she answered. hello...

/laughs lightly. you just have to learn how to unhook them. i need to wear them, silly. /smiles. stop frowning. it's just a bra. /ruffles your hair and helps you pull my bottoms down. now your turn. /unbuckles your belt and removes your bottoms.

@im yoona jimin cant cook tss.. he's one big eater too, if im banned from the kitchen, he's one to sneak in to get food /nods firmly at what he had said/ if the teacher's pretty then i'll learn well... i should really enroll in one! /takes his phone out to call his mom about the cooking lesson/

/sighs as you help him unhook your bra/ next time... dont wear a bra, it's annoying, i'd definitely tear all your bra off if you wear one again /frowns a bit; removes your bra then goes to remove your bottoms too/

@kim taehyung yeah or you can ask jimin to teach you. /smiles and frowns as soon as she heard what you said/ so what if the teacher's pretty? you can just ask jimin to teach you. i don't care if the teacher is pretty, you're mine. /looks at you seriously/

/smiles/ i'm glad you think that way then. /raises her arms to make it easy for you to remove her shirt; laughs lightly when you stopped/ you still don't know how to? /holds your hand to guide you and unhooks her bra/ that's how you unhook it.

@im yoona maybe i should enroll to a cooking class or something... like the ones my mom told me about /whispers audibly to tease you/ i heard the teacher's pretty too...

/nods/ yup... your presence is more than enough /chuckles, takes the hem of your shirt and pulls it up to your head, puts his hand on the hook of your bra then stops/ how do you unhook thos thing again?

@kim taehyung yeah, you should learn how to cook food that isn't poisoned. /smiles/ i will gladly eat it then. /laughs softly; and hugs you back/ i missed you even more...

/laughs softly and smiles/ but i'm already yours though, really want me as your gift? /continues on kissing you; lets you lead my lips; looks at you and nods/ mind helping me though? /points to my clothes; smirks/

@im yoona i will learn how to cook once... then i will cook for you /smiles, hugs your waist, chuckling/ yes... i missed you a lot /rests his head on your shoulder/

/laughs lightly as you bit his lip, pecking yours as he hummed softly/ i decided to have you as a gift instead /sways our body from side to side, kissing you more; lifts up his own shirt, removing it/ shall we take our bath now?

@kim taehyung no, i take back my words, i will cook and you're forbidden to cook forever. /pokes you pout and laugh softly/ did you miss my lips that much?

yeah? i was asking what gift do you- /gets surprised by the sudden pull and smiles as you start kissing her; looks back at you and smirks/ decided to be naughty, hmm? /kisses you while biting you lip gently in between/

@im yoona /nods/ yes, i will cook since you dont want to... /still pouting/ im going to cook! /smiles brightly, kisses you again and again/ i love you so so so sooooo sooo much

/lazily follows you as he knew you didnt get him his gift/ hmmm.... /thinks then smirks, pulls you close to him by your waist then kisses your neck to your lips; looks at you in the eyes with that naughty stare/

@kim taehyung what? you? you will cook? /widens her eyes; surprised at what you said/ no! i will cook, not you! you cooking means us dying so no, i don't want to die because of food poisoning. /smiles and kisses you back/ i love you...

/walks inside the bathroom and pulls you inside gently/ psh, what gift do you want, hmm? is me celebrating your birthday with you not enough? /pouts/

@im yoona fine then, if you dont want to cook for me... thrn i'll cook for our future family /looks at you squinting his eyes/ our kids would eat poison then die then i will die too /pouts/ hahahaha /takes the mistletoe from you, putting it over us then kisses you softly/ i was just joking...

/frowns a bit then crosses his arms/ dont tell me you dont have a birthday gift for me... /looks at you/

@kim taehyung yes since he cooks better than me. /frowns a little; being jealous; looks at the mistletoe and shrugs/ if you don't want to then fine, just throw it away. /mumbles/ i can kiss you wherever.

/looks at you before standing up/ that was fast, hmm? /walks to you and caresses your cheek/ what birthday gift, alien? /raises a brow/

@im yoona hahahaha even if we get married and have babies? you know jin hyung wont say yes when that time comes... /laughs lightly, hugging you before kissing your cheek/ hmmm... i dont want to kiss you under a mistletoe tho, its too mainstream /acts as if he really doesnt want to/

/comes out of the bathroom, stands by the door/ pabo... its ready /smiles slyly/ also... i want my birthday gift

@kim taehyung pshb just go to him and ask him to cook for you forever. i won't cook for you anymore! /sticks her tongue out playfully and smiles/ mmhm. you read it. what are you waiting for, pabo? /looks at the mistletoe/ we don't need to plant it. /nods/ aish. fine. since i'm in a good mood. /frowns playfully and starts to feed myself/

hmmm okay then /smiles and continues to eat my congee/

@im yoona i already did /chuckles/ i always ask him to cook, cause i know he wont let me cook! /smiles brightly then messes your hair/ of course i read the message, you told me you missed me and that you want me to kiss you under the mistletoe! /keeps eating the whole bowl/ no. eat on your own /sticks his tongue out playfully/

/chuckles, then stands up/ i'll go prepare the bath for us then... you eat your bowl /walks towards the bathroom and prepares the bath/

@kim taehyung /laughs and rolls my eyes/ fine then, jin cooks better than me. go and ask him to cook! /stickes her tongue out teasingly/ aish... /looks at you eith an eyebrow raised/ did you read the message or not? /frowns as you keep eating/ i'm hungry you pabo! feed me! /crosses her arms like a kid/

/nods and smirks even more/ yes of course, mr. kim taehyung. /winks playfully/

@im yoona haha i was just joking pabo... /keeps eating by himself/ tss self praise, seokjin hyung cooks better tho /looks at you before sticking his tongue out playfully/ yah! im not forgetful... i just dont read that much /glances at the mistletoe too then shrugs/ i dont know, its yours so you think of a way to plant it /hands it to you; looks at you as he eats deliciously, just staring with a blank expression but still continuously putting the spoon in his mouth, not planning to feed you any/

/receives the message and chuckles as soon as he reads it; looks back at you/ wanna take a shower together? /smirks/

@kim taehyung /scratches my head/ aish! how could you only swallow it?! /smiles and ruffles your hair/ my food tastes better than the rest tho. so you're lucky to have me. /nods and knocks your head lightly/ are you getting old? you're being forgetful. /looks at the mistletoe/ why and where will i plant that? yah! i'm hungry! feed me too?

/takes my phone out and sends you a message; looks at you with a smirk/ [http://livetyping.com/1404904.gif]

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