✕ jiho&hyunseong's house

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jiho's crib
shin jiho's fiance 5 years ago
YURI
Get out of my house
shin jiho's fiance 5 years ago
im Not even going to ask
park yuri 5 years ago
@shin jiho room illuminated with nothing but the moonlight that sneaked from between the curtains wide open, a god-likely handsome man slept lifelessly on his comfortable bed. his features so beautiful and out of this world, especially the prominent mole that adorned the apple of his cheek sometimes made him, himself aka park yuri question himself a lot. "Am I really a human being, why the am i so handsome?" "No I must be an angel." "But who even knows what angel looks like." shrugs. "Eh whatever i am, i am so goddamn beautiful." Yes, this is a little extract out of his long monologue everytime he sees his reflection. Oh look at us getting side-tracked.

in contrast to his tranquil demeanour as he floated in the dream world, one wouldnt be able to tell that he was actually facing a nightmare. after being chucked away by the love of his life aka his sugar daddy, he had no source of income whatsoever since the model agency he had been previously signed with had sacked him due to his promiscuous nature [ flirting with the cameraman which one caused a fire at the set as the cameraman was too stunned by his beauty that he accidentally tipped a lit candle (which was a prop for vampire themed photoshoot idek) and the fire caught on turning the whole set into a blazing mess ]. Yes, he was a model. Extreme diet to achieve the slender body like his was a necessity, it was part of the job description but the last he had eaten or swallowed anything was about a week ago. Even breathing was getting difficult. Like right now-

*gasps sharply as his eyelids retracts wide open, suddenly sweat leaking out of every pores that was available in his body* no no- please not my gucci bag, i worked so hard for my sugar daddy to gift me thaT *yuri exclaimed, with a hand reaching out to particularly nothing but air up above him. it takes him few seconds to realise that it was all just a nightmare which instantly relieves him. his gucci bag was still next to him, sleeping soundly.

*grumble rumble* oh mai god. i am starving. *he sighed, clutching his empty stomach* i need food- but i dont have any money... *he takes a hard gulp of his own saliva as a lone tear peeks out of the tear pore and cascades down the curves of the thin epithelium of his cheek. he was too ashamed to ask for help to his parents under these circumstances and he had no friends after they all realised that yuri only considered them as a swipe of cards.* why am i like this god. i know you took most of your time to create me , intelligence, handsomeness, tall, charismatic, talented, lots of followers on instagram but- why did you make me a gold digger why? *he softly cried as he scrolled through his insta feed that caused him to crack a smile despite all the misery and sorrow he was going through. as he continued to scroll through some #food feed, one particular picture caught his attention. it was an image of a man holding a blurred image of something with a shape that resembled a cucumber and dog snapchat filter with tongue sticking out. one could easily tell that that cucumber was attached to something that resembled a human too- clearly that person was failing at photoshopping because it was no other than his best friend jiho bro, with hyunseong bro's pee pee in his hand.
"Oh my lord- does he not know that we can even see hyunseong bro's pubes yikes." yuri grimaced with eyes falling down to look at the caption. "Out at hawaii eating the my favourite meat salad :tongue sticking out emoji: :eggplant emoji: :water droplet emoji:" which caused yuri to shiver at how ing cringe it was so he decided not to double tap the picture because heh not worthy or whatever. just as he was about to get up and to pee he realised something. *eureka*
park yuri 5 years ago
@shin jiho the insta pic was posted 2 minutes ago
that means he is at hawaii right now with nyunseong bro
that means no one is at his house right now
which means i can break into his house and sneak some food
[ dont question, this yuri's logic ]

"oh why the am i so smart." Yuri gasped as he suddenly felt his iq increase a little.
without wasting another second he immediately grabbed all of his darkest clothes and his favourite LV duffel bag and ran out of his house. it was only 3 am at night, the night of gangnam still living though.
so he ran and ran and ran fast because he doesnt have money to hire a cab which took him 20 minutes to reach jiho bro's house. no lights were on naturally since no one was in. but yuri smirked, crouching low to avoid any cameras that was around [ he was very aware of every cameras because you know, since jiho and he was "best friends" he used to frequently visit his place.]. so ninja so wow. he was blending with the shadows.

eyes darting to scan his surrounding, he immediately saw the opening. "what a dumb . leaving his window open. heh." Yuri snorted sneaking towards the window that was slightly ajar and swiftly climbed in that led him to the kitchen and holy - he was welcomed with all sort of delicious mouth watering smell. "mmmm" he moaned inhaling the atmosphere. the first thing he attacked was a tub of nutella, dipped his long finger right in an scooped out a pound and shoved it into his face. " SO SWEET" he whipped his head to the left and saw rice with chicken korma "OH MAI GOD, when was the last time i ate rice!!!!!" With another frantic run towards the plate, he lifted it and emptied it right into his mouth [ half of the food slid into his shirt and between his moobs ;^) ] he wiped his lips contently, his collapsed stomach walls finally expanding with food inside- but this wasnt it. he needed to steal some food to take back home and thank goodness, jiho bro's fridge was filled with so many stuff which was quite weird because if that hoe is out at hawaii, why is his fridge full. "whatever, he dumb anyways-" yuri shruged and proceeded to shove all the food inside his LV duffel bag. yeah-
shin jiho's fiance 5 years ago
INHALES LOUDLY
MAMA BEAR
WE NEED TO CLEAN THE PLACE
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
I miss bae ;;
snuggles his shirt-
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
Lays down on the couch for a nap
;;
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
Awe you cute you cute
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
w hips out phone and watches that video of bae dancin' round in his undies
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
flops down in bed
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
shin jiho 4 minutes ago Reply
thanks for visiting yuri bro
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shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
thanks for visiting yuri bro
park yuri 6 years ago
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smh
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
pushes yuri out q u ic kL y
park yuri 6 years ago
okay i see how it is. i guess i am not even welcomes to my own friends house
proceeds to leave the house in a very very very very slow motion
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
wraps yuri up in a raggy towel and throws him off the balcony okno
park yuri 6 years ago
/rolls in with my heelys on, both hands carrying sprinklers
aye my brothers did i interrupt a smexy time
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
bae
throw yuri back out-
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
s lides out of bed and lets yuri in ;;;
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
Bye .
park yuri 6 years ago
/keeps knocking every two seconds
tick tock it s cold outside
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
YURI GTFO
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
Hng being called mister by you I’m
Wow
Okay ehem. Go to bed now.
park yuri 6 years ago
knocks violently
HELLO CHINGU IMNIDA
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
watch those points mister
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
Hhhhhh wow you’re cute
shin jiho's fiance 6 years ago
o u o;;
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
dives into bed and makes self into a burrito
shin jiho [A] 6 years ago
records

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zidian 5 years ago
finally leaving Song, thanks for the memories
bigboybbg 5 years ago
leaving as gray
beaniebaby 5 years ago
dropping chaoze and jisung rip-
sideeffects [A] 5 years ago
we're closed but i won't delete the place @ all the peeps that rp here on walls, pms or anywhere.
heckdumpitaway 5 years ago
jack gotta ded
88highest 5 years ago
Hiya- could I reserve Yoo Taeyang of SF9? thank you in advance ! <3
pixieprxnce 5 years ago
minghao & youngjun out!
mssg me sometime @ yurishka and milch
bigsadenergy 5 years ago
hoshi left
-white- 5 years ago
hi~! can you reserved Xia Junsu of JYJ for me?? Thank youuu^^
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Can you add and reserve UNB Ji Hansol, please~?
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