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ting rules & tips
take it slow: "Building ual tension can make the interaction and anticipation even hotter,".
tease: "You want them to have something to look forward to, so try to create some ambiguity and mystery,".
fire up his lust, saying how much/deep you want him etc,
give plenty of feedback.
send suggestive photo:
 "At times, include a suggestive photo. The anticipation of getting it on can be as exciting as doing the deed. Though some might go for full-on crotch shots when it comes to ting pics, never underestimate the seductive power of a suggestive photo, a shot of the underwear you're planning on wearing or some outfit."
don't show your face: Remember, you can send really hot photos that don't include any identifying characteristics.

paint a snapchat with your words etc:
guy: you're ? pic please
you:  I just dropped my cell into this bubble bath I'm slipping into. Looks like I wasn't supposed to get the screen wet. (Note: Using the word wet in this context should be enough to get his mind racing. If it doesn't, his imagination is lacking.)
cut the cutesy emoji keep the convo adults only etc:
guy: i will give you back massages ;))
you: :P ;P ;) (note: don't think it can make anyone aroused).
let your mind free etc:
guy: you look so hot
you: i look even hotter with a fluffy tail plug in my clenching and white bunny ears on my head if you ask me.
guy: and your lips around my throbbing
you: master?
let your fantasy mind free as well it's the perks of ting he might as well take a hint and play along etc:
guy: you look so hot
you: I look even hotter when I'm wearing nothing but my white robes, surrounded by my pet dragons.
guy: (got fan?!) marry me
you: dracarys!

you read this far? well, you're ready to join ting world! go my child e u e (tbh as if we aren't doing that already)
20 things guys secretly do
1. peeing in the shower.
2. peeing in the sink if the shower is too far.
3. turning boxers inside out to wear them the next day.
4. Sniffing underwear lying on the ground to tell if it's ok to wear it again.
5. Scratching the beard and watching the dandruff fall out.
6. Taking their wieners out of their underwear before even getting to the urinal.
7. Farting in an elevator and praying that no one gets in.
8. Sniffing their armpits to tell if it's time to take a shower.
9. Shoving their hand into their underwear and taking the time to scratch their balls really well.
10. Smelling the hand afterward, just out of curiosity.
11. On really hot days, shaking their leg vigorously to unstick their balls from their thigh.
12. Blowing their nose in the shower.
13. Peeing standing farther back from the toilet than usual, just to work on their marksmanship.
14. Performing a sort of massaging motion on their because they really itch badly and it's the only way to scratch the itch without hurting themselves.
15. ing, then wiping up with the first thing they can reach.
16. like a sock or underwear.
17. Wearing jeans for more than a month without washing them.
18. Going to the bathroom and letting the last drop of pee fall into their underwear.
19. Touching their junk in a nonual way.
20. ing, and just waiting for it to dry.
horoscope tips
Aries, After months of playing it safe, it’s time for you to unleash your wild side. April kicks off with your ruling planet Mars in friendly Gemini. This will allow you to explore your desires and discover new things while putting your lighthearted nature and seductive charms to good use. Now is the time to make the first move and totally ask that cutie out. Planets have aligned to make you simply irresistible to everyone you meet. Admit it, Aries, you love attention, and you’ll be receiving plenty of  hot and heavy romance, and that’s perfectly fine by you. This y year comes to a . Your charms are at their peak, which could make for a steamy evening with your lover. Just don’t ruin the fun with a lot of careless or harsh words. Remember, this year the theme is “a little less conversation, a little more action.”

taurus, April starts out ice cold as misunderstandings and petty fights take control over the first two weeks. Venus is still in Pisces, the creator of miscommunication. You’ve got a recipe for ual disaster. Stop fighting to make your point. Just try a little tenderness with your lover. Thankfully, your luck starts to turn on the nineteenth, when the full moon is in Libra for a second time to give you a much-needed boost of charm and seduction. Your chances of getting lucky will greatly improve and bring an end to that dry spell. Don’t try to make a commitment right now. Just savor the moment. Things get steamier for the rest of the year. Your chances of getting lucky will dramatically increase during this time you ignite your sensuality and fills you with passion. Expect some birthday during this time - and enjoy it! This isn’t the time for words. Let your body do the talking.

gemini Your drive will be off the charts, and you could seem to seduce everyone you meet. You’ve got it going on, Gemini. Show off your talents in the bedroom. Your lover will be thrilled. Unfortunately, while you can “walk the walk” you just can’t seem to “talk the talk” this year you can’t fully express your desires with words instead you say exactly the wrong thing at the worst time. You tend to treat love as a game, but play with fire and you’re gonna get burned, Gemini. Your loose lips may sink a few ships but things will even out when the full moon enters. This is the perfect time to go out or spend the night in with a y someone. Your charms will reel them in, and your sensuality will seal the deal. Have fun, but don’t get too carried away. You might say something you’ll regret in the morning.

cancer It almost feels like you’re in a sensual dream where everything is coming up roses. Enjoy it while it lasts, Cancer. Speak now or forever hold your peace. Unfortunately, your sensual little bubble will burst on April, when loving Venus enters passionate Aries and things start to become less chill. All those tender moments of blissful pillow talk are gone and replaced with Aries hyperactive energy and an overpowering ual nature. This roughness will rub you the wrong way and make your life difficult. However, it isn’t all doom and gloom. Boosting your creativity and curiosity. You’ll be more open-minded about exploring and trying new things that you never would have thought of before. This could lead to the start of an unlikely but fulfilling relationship or trying some new kinks. Vanilla is fine, but this is the time to add a little spice to your life - embrace it!

leo It will be hard to hold on to the spark of your life or find magic with your partner. You’ve never been the best at adapting to change, so be kind to yourself during this time. Dry spells are nothing to be ashamed of. Do what’s best for you. Fortunately, things start looking up. This is just the spark you need to light up your desires again. You’ll start regaining your charm and seductive prowess. This fiery sky will reawaken romantic passions and make you bolder. Your flirty side is about to bloom. Now is the time to ask people out, whether to dinner or to your bed. Be spontaneous and take risks. They will pay off in the best way possible. The full moon will be your wing man as you fully come into your own. You are confident, y, and powerful - and you know it. Have some fun, Leo, and let your romantic side come out to play.

virgo Spring may be in full bloom, but your life is still hibernating. Mars in Gemini is making you a nervous wreck. You need to have a conversation with your lover about how you feel. Expressing your feelings has never been your strong suit, Virgo, but it’s necessary if you want to clear up your emotional turmoil. Speak your truth. This isn’t a completely sour year, however. It allows you to open your mind and have a more positive, understanding response to your lover. This can create a very blissful time for you. However, this will only happen if you wholeheartedly listen to your lover - without any judgmental side-eye. Leave your sensitivity at home. It is a good time to evaluate your intimate relationships. Is this working for you? If not, cut them loose. Stay confident and don’t allow toxic people into your life - or your bed. It’s okay to not be involved with someone right now. In fact, it can be fun to take control of your own pleasure. 

libra Spring has sprung and your life is blossoming right now. Seductive energy that’s radiating off you. Your love life is on fire and your self-confidence is on the rise. Use this to your advantage and make good choices. This month pushes you to take the lead in relationships. You’ve always been the shy and submissive type. Become the dominatrix that has always been within and you’ll be surprised by how good it feels for both you and your partner. This will light a spark in your drive, making you a seductive force to be reckoned with. You are passionate, engaging, and impossible to resist. Now you can be the one who texts “u up?” and have the person come running to you. Let’s face it, Libra, you’re y and you know it. Remember to fully indulge in the romantic fun of this year or it’ll slip away.

scorpio Your partner will be attentive to your ual desires, bringing you to new heights of romantic passion. However, even the hottest nights of passion eventually lead to the harsh light of reality. Try to keep a level head, and don’t get into the chaos or your relationship could go down in flames. Thankfully, the sun entering stable it will keep you from flying off the deep end, reminds you to be practical and act more like an adult during tense times. Keep your passionate side in the bedroom. Stay cool and this year could end with you bonding with your partner and building a more solid relationship. Remember that disagreements are healthy, drama and shouting matches are not.

sagittarius Attractive people will be receptive to your vibe and want to get to know you. Jupiter’s retrograde, starting on April 10, boosts the effect you have on others and helps you put your best foot forward when flirting with potential dates. Be optimistic that things will go your way. Don’t focus too much on words. Instead, focus on the importance of body language. Things will really start to heat up with the full moon energy allows you to open yourself up to a special someone and get your point across. Play your cards right and this could be a start to something beautiful - or at least a fantastic one-night stand. For the rest the year, the planets are moving in the direction that will make it hottest yet. Have the confidence to reach out, meet people, and really let someone into your heart - and bed.

capricorn You’ve always been a bit of a workaholic, but now you’re able to put work aside to indulge in a gentle tenderness with your partner. Take advantage of this love-in, Capricorn. April is a longer month than you realize. Suddenly, all those sweet nothings become more brutal and mean. You believe in being honest, but do you have to say it so harshly? Now your simply sweet relationship becomes more complicated. The full moon only worsens your mood, tempting you to ghost your lover and retreat back into your own world. While it’s okay to take a break, don’t ditch your lover without talking to them. Luckily, the planets calm down after, making it a more stable climate. Now is the time to have an open, honest conversation with your lover. Remember that gentle touch you had during the first half of the year.

aquarius Plan a romantic getaway and try a little on the beach - and I don’t mean the drink. Jupiter’s retrograde, will give you a boost to help you out. You’ll meet a lot of fascinating (not to mention y) people in the strangest of places. This is the time to show off your charm and flair for dynamic conversation. This energy will carry you when the full moon grants you incredible seductive powers and puts stars in your eyes. There’s no way you’re going home alone. Things only get hotter, reigniting the passionate and y energy that has lain dormant within you for too long. This will be a pleasant surprise, and you should let yourself bask in it. This isn’t the time for long-term plans or commitments. It is the time for spontaneous flirting, adventure, and passionate nights.

pisces Better squeeze what’s left of that seductive energy out of Mercury and Venus. These planets have been chilling in your sign since March, but you’re still oozing with charm and seductive words. There’s no one who can flirt like you can, Pisces.However, the magical oasis you’ve created with your lover will soon start to dry up when Mercury and Venus leave your sign. It can be disastrous for your love life. This shift could cause you to have some honest conversations with your lover, maybe a few you’re not quite ready to have. You can’t get out of this with pretty words or gentle touches, Pisces. Time for words, now is the time for action. Use the first half of the year to not only enjoy the good moments with your lover but also decide what you really want out of this relationship. Is this a fling? Friends with benefits? A real relationship? Better decide soon because indecision could lead to a very long dry spell. Be honest - even if it hurts..

copied pasted from yourtango.com
did you know?
protects against cancer According to some research, men aged 50 and over who have frequent are less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than men their same age who do not have often. A study published in the journal BJU International found that and ion may reduce the risk of prostate cancer in older men. Another study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that frequent ions in a man’s ’20s may also help decrease his risk of prostate cancer.

slashes stress  may cut your stress level. A study published in the journal Biological Perspectiveasked participants to take part in a stressful activity, such as giving a speech or taking a complicated math quiz. The participants who had l before a stressful task had lower levels of stress and lower blood pressures when compared to people who had no , those who ed, and those who had ual contact without .

contains proteins that have the same anti-wrinkle effect as your moisturiser, which tighten skin and give an instant face-lift.

Men have on average 11 s per day.

copied pasted from thoughtcatalog.com
Old people have a LOT of . How much , you ask? Do you really want to know? OK, since you asked, the elderly are currently experiencing the biggest spike in ually transmitted infections among all age groups. Should I continue? All right, then—three-quarters of 70-year-old men are still able to impregnate a woman. Should I stop? No? Then you need to know that nearly a third of women over 80 still have with their partners. And one-third of men and one-quarter of women over 50 have performed oral over the past year. Hey, don’t blame me—you asked!.

The human mouth hosts over 500 types of bacteria. Try not to think of that the next time you’re kissing someone or they’re going down on you. Visualizing 500 different types of bacteria squirming all over your junk could threaten to kill the mood.

Left tend to hang lower than right ones. I’ll pause to allow you to visually verify this fact with all your male friends—and I won’t judge you for it!

Female penguins engage in a form of ion. Researchers have repeatedly observed female penguins exchanging ual favors with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they will use to build nests for their babies.

Shaving your pubes makes you more likely to spread a ually transmitted infection. Since pubic hair acts as a sort of ual hockey goalie, it is assumed that shaved pubes will also make it more likely for you to receive a ually transmitted infection. Clearly this is God’s way of showing us that it’s time for everyone to end the madness and “go natural” again.

Male fruit flies who can’t find mates are more likely to drink alcohol than fruit flies who are players. I have no idea where these fruit flies are getting alcohol—one would assume they’d at least be carded at the local bar—but fruit flies who are losers at the mating game tend to drown their misery in booze.

Male bicyclists risk impotence. The pressure of the bicycle seat on the male groin can permanently damage ual function and render the avid cyclist a poor and pathetic shell of his former ual self. Is it really worth it? Drive a car instead and save your boners, guys!

Gay men have bigger es than straight men. Although straight men tend to be bigger .

Straight men search for images of es online almost as much as they do s. It’s unclear whether they’re comparing themselves to the online es or they simply like looking at them. If it’s the latter, it raises the question of exactly how “straight” they really are.
8 love tips
Do something special on a regular basis. Call him every day just to touch base for a few minutes. Make his favorite meal once a week. Once he begins to expect these things, you will always be close to his awareness.
Take your partner's breath away. Do something amazingly thoughtful and out of the ordinary and try to incorporate an element of surprise to it: a loving note tucked into a pocket. A special dinner on an otherwise ordinary night. A playlist made up with his favorite songs. These thoughtful acts will embed you in his memory.
Engage in lots of eye gazing. New couples seem to do this naturally, but don’t drop this strong bonding behavior just because the relationship has progressed. This is one way to keep the romance alive and is especially powerful when making love.
Learn what pleases your partner ually. Make it clear that his pleasure is your pleasure, and you want to discover everything about what turns him on. He’ll be happy to have you experiment with him.
Teach your partner what you like. Likewise, making you happy will make him feel good. And research shows that the ual pleasure of one partner increases the pleasure of the other partner.
Summarize and immortalize loving moments. Don’t be afraid to give voice to your love. Tell him how you feel. Write a loving note or poem. Lovers have been doing this from the beginning of time because it works.
Do not make assumptions. Even though lovers may want to believe that they know and understand everything about each other, our evolving destinies guarantee that the unknown—the mystery of the future and of becoming—is always there, perhaps a bit deeper, a bit broader, and a bit in the distance. Keep the romance alive by allowing yourselves to become the best you can be.
Confront future. True mystery lies in what's ahead—in what is yet to be and who we are yet to become. Allow room to grow, dream, and imagine life together. Let the possibilities of shared experiences become realities.
recipes
chocolate shortbread
1 1/2 cups plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cocoa powder
1/2 cup white sugar
1 cup melted butter
1/2 cup M&M candies
1 recipe to chocolate buttercream

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees
In a medium size bowl, mix together the flour, cocoa powder, sugar and melted butter. Press this mixture into the bottom of an 9" round (or 8x8 square) baking pan that has been sprayed with cooking spray. Bake at 325 degrees for 25 minutes
Make the Chocolate Buttercream
After the shortbread has cooled, spread the chocolate buttercream overtop the shortbread. Sprinkle the M&M's on top.

twinkie
1 cup milk
5 tablespoons flour
1 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup crisco
1/2 cup cold butter
1 teaspoom vanilla
1 baked yellow cake

Mix flour with milk and boil until thick.
(It will be very thick) Cool.
Beat until fluffy and add other ingredients one at a time beating well after each addition.
Put between layers of cooled cake.
Let stand one day to develop flavor.

bend over shirley
1 1/2 oz. raspberry vodka
4 oz. Sprite soda
3/4 oz. Rose’s grenadine syrup.

Fill a 12oz. glass with cubed ice.
Add 1.5 oz. of Raspberry Vodka.
Add Sprite, and top off with Grenadine.
Garnish with two Maraschino Cherries.

cowboy
Two parts butterscotch Schnapps
One part Baileys

Layer in a shot glass

the leg spreader
1 oz. 1800 Tequila
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. gin
1 oz. rum

Mix everything in a glass and drink.
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Cjamm ☣ [A] 3 years ago
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Taehyung 3 years ago
thank chu~!! ♥ ^^
Cjamm ☣ [A] 3 years ago
here
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/grin happily
Choi Seunghyun ☣ 3 years ago
Choi Seunghyun 8 months ago Reply
I am honestly thinking if I am the only one who tried to click the tabs to see if there is something more

this
Choi Seunghyun ☣ 3 years ago
And it happened
Cjamm ☣ [A] 4 years ago
awww cute
Choi Seunghyun ☣ 4 years ago
I am honestly thinking if I am the only one who tried to click the tabs to see if there is something more
Cjamm ☣ [A] 4 years ago
what did you learn?
Cjamm ☣ [A] 4 years ago
irresistible to all the people hmm
Choi Seunghyun ☣ 4 years ago
Yeah I love attention so give it all to me
Choi Seunghyun ☣ 4 years ago
I'm the first
Cjamm ☣ [A] 4 years ago
hmm
Cjamm ☣ [A] 4 years ago
I wonder what zodiac is my babe
Cjamm ☣ [A] 4 years ago
UPDATED
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Choi Seunghyun ☣ 5 years ago
It should be "yes daddy"
Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
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Choi Seunghyun ☣ 5 years ago
The horoscope should be updated
Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
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Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
oh people actually read?
Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
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Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
I like how nobody notice the recipe names
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Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
same
Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
gq?
Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
no no you can do it alone but after you read you can talk about it like leave comment and see if anyone agrees or joins you
Cjamm ☣ [A] 5 years ago
well the purpose is to find other person who read it and talk about it?/shot

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