mango juice

Mangoes are just a figment of the imagination. They were created to distract others into finding a delicious and nutritious fruit, but in reality you are eating a couch. A nice, leathery couch. Your mom would be disappointed in you... When it's time for you to sleep, you instead go to the fridge to get some mangoes. You could be sleeping. Yes, sleeping. On a nice couch. Instead you are blinded by the truth so now you have to sleep in a bed that is probably covered in your cousin's backsweat and bed bugs. You ate your only reliable place to sleep. Way to go.