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@hange zoë. Text to:「cash cow ty four-eyez」
- that cat just seems the most goofy. if you could resemble a 40 year old man selfie, that'd be the one.
- unicycling just reminds me of clowns... i'm not fond of clowns.
- you wish i was a softy deep down, huh?
*His eyes shift to the shelf packed full of a hearty collection of squishmallows before flickering back to the foldable phone*
- i collect a few... but i don't sleep with them often.
- .... :(
- your name?...
- ... cash cow ty four-eyez.
- but only because you somehow manage to smudge your goggles so much-
- i'll see you around then, when you show up.

@levi ackerman. Text to: 「shorty」
– in what way do i resemble the first? ಠ_ರೃ
– ha! You need more room
– maybe you should unicycle down the street
– you don't feel it yet that's how you look at me (·•᷄∩•᷅ )
– but!!! Your little menacing face doesn't scare me
– you're softie deep down, aren't ya
– bet you have plush toys when you sleep
– yeah yeah i miss your little presence too
– what's my name currently? (´･ω･`) i have you listed as 'shorty' . Creative, i know
– i'll be there tomorrow. Looking forward to you in the maid costume~

@hange zoë. Text to:「ty four-eyez」
- a vision of perfection if you ask me.
- it does kind of look like me… but I hear people dig cats so. If I’m the second, you’re definitely the first one.
- If they cross the street, that’s more room for me. I need all the room I can get.
- short guys like me also have feelings, we just get missed down here
- …I don’t feel like I’m scowling or glaring.
- Don’t get a big head, four eyes. I don’t miss you, I need some income
- guess ill have to change your name to cash cow.
- but anyway— are you showing up or what? I can cure that work place blues of yours with some more honey infused tea

@levi ackerman. Text to:「shorty」
–  ( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) 
–  ( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) 
–  ( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) 
– i'm neither backstabbing nor conniving. I'm doing it for their own good
– nothing happens to those who click on the link except educating themselves
– you remind me of this funny image i saw a while back https://i.imgur.com/R9iyxUU.jpeg
– the second one's you!!! ( ；∀；)
– random people see you on the path ahead and decide to cross the street
– i mean, of course you do! You're a human after all, despite your height (ᵔ́∀ᵔ̀)
– i'm just used to you scowling or glaring at me
– oh? Are you missing my presence?
– and the last time you refused to dress up for me
– i've been having issues with my work lately
– seeing you in that maid costume will really brighten up my day

@hange zoë. Text to:「ty four-eyez」
- ah. that makes sense. took you as the backstabbing, conniving sort.
- i once signed up for a dating site. didn't get too much traffic though. I think the picture I chose was decent.
( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuM9l_ZXEAIEdUE?format=jpg&;name=large )
- had a pretty flower field in the back and all the the ladies like...
- but yeah, glad i'm a low brainpower activity.
- and no, not as in sugar mommy or daddy. random people like me too... i think.
- ... -_-
- what kind of person doesn't have feelings?
- i have three emoticons on hand: -_- , :(, and >:(... the last one is my favorite.
- you haven't come around to the tea shop in a while. i'll be doing a maid theme for a couple of days. it'd be a shame for you to miss it.

@levi ackerman. Text to:「shorty」
– i only target the vulnerable, naive elderly (´｡• ◡ •｡`)
– i thought you could sign up to be either one. Kind of like dating sites.
– See, this is why i created my own website
– i have multiple projects running concurrently, yes
– it's fun to occupy myself with things that use less brainpower every now and then
– case in point: messaging you  ₍ᵔ•ᴗ•ᵔ₎
– i like how there's a contradiction in each statement. Some? Meaning your sugar mommy or daddy. Got it.
– well i know where both of fhem are. Better lock up your shop nice and tight (ʘ‿ʘ)
– O H
– AN EMOTICON
– SIWJEJSISNNENJSKKSKSMSM
– you have feelings?!?!!
–  (⊙ө⊙) ( ⊙⊙) (ﾟДﾟ) (ﾟДﾟ；)
...
– I'm just testing your cybersecurity skills. Don't let it get to your head

@hange zoë. Text to:「ty four-eyez」
- your interest is making websites to punk people is a little much, I can’t be the only one thinking that-
- i’m not looking for a sugar baby, four eyes. I prefer sugar adults.
- and here I thought you were some kind of busy business person.
- i’m not a bully, four eyes. My love language is spite. my ty attitude makes me more attractive to some.
- …. don’t talk garbage on my Walkman. It works good enough—
- the tea shop is my baby, but I’m more concerned with the tea. :(
- it’s good to see you missed me enough to make an entirely new website just to mess with me.
- sounds like a crush

@levi ackerman. Text to:「shorty」
– you did say my interests are nerdy. Why not lame as well
– plus, i don't know the shady sugar baby websites you visit
– and apparently i had some downtime (〃ω〃) 
– with your behaviour towards me, are you sure you're the one being bullied instead of me?
– i do appreciate being compared to a wizard, though
– eh? Why would you even want to communicate with spammy creeps?
– i'll be gracious and give you a few decades
– come find me when you've upgraded from your walkman (•̅灬•̅ ) 
– your tea shop. Did i get it wrong?

@hange zoë. Text to:「ty four-eyez」
- you created an actual website to punk me? seems a little… lame
- it’s not nice to bully those who are smaller than you, Harry.
- of course I know how to text. How would I communicate with spammy creeps
- but I could easily find out where you stay. I remember your license plate for starters… give me a few days
- …. my baby?

@levi ackerman. Text to:「shorty」
– (｡•́︿•̀｡)
– you got me
– it's good to see you have some spam awareness, shorty
– and after i went to create that website just for you (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
– clown feet ,,,
– i'm surprised you know how to text
– tough words for someone who doesn't know where i stay. I, on the other hand, know where /your baby/ is

@hange zoë. Text to:「unknown」
- ah. I think I know who this is
- it’s the old lady to told me she watches — the one with smudged glasses and clown feet… tch.
- stole my number to harass me, huh?? I guess I’ll just have to break into your place then and steal something of value.

@levi ackerman. Text to:「shorty」
– i'm your matchmaker ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
– click the link. You won't regret it.
– maybe i don't have a car. What will you burn then?

@hange zoë. Text to: 「unknown number」
- who is this?…
- I’m not clicking that link, punk… nice try.
- you have two seconds to reveal yourself or this moody little man is gonna set your car on fire

@levi ackerman. Text to: 「shorty」
– are you a bratty, moody little man? Well, you're in LUCK! Hot, wealthy singles in your area
– click on this link to find out more: http://www.sugarmomsanddads.com

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- eheh good girl :smile:
- hmmmm....
- what favours would these be then?
- i know you'd be a good girl for me
- you're weak for cute things

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— :pensive: i suppose i'll be trusting your words, miss mitsuri
— alright, alright, imll trust him
— besides, as long as he likes me it means i get good favors every now and again :giggle:
— no promises... but for now, sure

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- which one makes you feel more at ease? ouo
- i wouldn't lie anyway!
- he's a nice man, really
- and by... not beating people up
- for now, if it isn't too much trouble

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— guess i'll have to see eventually
— or i'll just have to trust you...
— entertainment you say? maybe i'll have to ask him what he thinks
— and how do you propose i do that?

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- eheh :giggle:
- how ever will you be able to find out?
- mhm! you've got it! bingo for maki-chan!
- hmm...
- boss might think its good entertainment or something :monocle_thinking:
- be good for me, maki-chan, hmm?

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— you see, i have no way to prove that
— are you pulling my leg, mitsuri-chan?
— ... so he likes me around because more men will ogle me and it gives him more business?
— cant say he's a bad strategist... but hes lucky i like going there
h— i cannot be blamed if his patrons get a black eye for looking at either of us wrong :grin:

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- you think I would lie to you? :sobbing:
- oh because you're nice to look at
- so two nice looking girls in bonbon is better than one
- you know?
- it's good work strategy, busines things

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— ... im going to assume you're pulling my leg
— nice try, mitsuri
( typing... )
— how do *i* bring more business in? im a customer most nights...

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- yes, totally
- you believe me right? :giggle:
- because you're good looking of course
- so it brings more business in

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— your hair actually changed color because of how much sakura mochi you ate growing up?
— err...
— what does me being around have to do with his business hm?
— if he was looking for pretty faces he should looking for more people like you

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- is it a real reason? :thinking:
- so I can tell the boss you will be coming round more?
- good!
- he says two pretty girls are better than one for business

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— oh so its like... a real reason?
— how cute, actually...
( typing... )
— i suppose i'll have to think about it then, just for you
— i'll make do with what i can
— if i buy drinks then i wont feel so guilty about the extra food you'll insist on

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: maki-chan
- it's a good reason, no?
- oh but I really mean it! I ate so much sakura mochi as a child my hair turned these colours!
- my clothing... I do like pink and green a lot :pink_heart: :green_heart:
- just come by the izakaya to have drinks some time
- or just normal drinks and food
- then it'll be fine~

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :dango: mitsuri-chan ]
— mitsuri-chan's reason to live is food
— okay... okay, very valid, i can see how much you like it, even into the way you look
— and the way you dress, no?
— :huff: you're being stubborn, but because i like your company and food, i'll let it slide for now, until i find a loophole...

@maki zenin. text to: : punch: neighbour
- I doooooo
- it's a good reason to live
- hmm... I really love dango
- sakura dango! I eat so much of it, it's any my hair is this colour! :dango:
- then I guess you better keep the money to yourself~

@mitsuri kanroji. [ text to: :tulip: neighbor ]
— yes ma'am :salute:
— you really like food, huh?
— duly noted, but now you'll have to share with me your favorite snacks and food
— now that just isnt fair at all /: