omg i want to make a non au rp

where like i can write scandal articles and

and like

everyone gets together and s 

and gets knocked up

and then i write articles about it and

be like

"oppar and unnir were spotted at a hotel" 

and then

"oppar and unnir announced their wedding plans"

and then

"oppar and unnir are having a child"

and after that

"was oppar and unnir's wedding a shotgun wedding?"

omfg i was on akp for too long dude