† Jinki [A] 2 minutes ago Reply

a kinki sock stuffed into a tight podd

† Jinki [A]12:24:25 PMReply

† Hoseok3:23:32 PMReply
angry podd sounds...hot

seok would sub for angry podd confirmed.

† Hoseok 16 seconds ago Reply

† Jinki [A]12:50:30 PMReply
he said i don't care about the terms because i love kinki and sock too much

‡ Yoongi12:51:26 PMReply

† Podd20:50:52Reply
I want the terms and conditions on my desk by tomorrow morning.

that creams ceo office to me

‡ Dongwoo [Wife of Jay] [A]12:18:35 PMReply

Podd I wuv you ouo

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]5:27:22 PMReply

It's official.
Podd is Husband #1 for all eternity

† Key 1 minute ago Reply

I can't turn down a free bagel--blueberry, medium-toasted, and plain butter
And you on the side

† Yukhei 3 minutes ago Reply

So we aren't friendly enough for you to save me but friendly enough to search armour for me?
How sweet.

† Jinki [A]11:20:02 PMReply

You're already hubs #1. He lost the title

Don't worry, Podd
You make me swoon every day

what if ,, i punch your mouth ,, with my mouth

And that's why you have to stay alive. No one can fill that 1st position as good as Podd Hubs.

I'm glad too, Podd.
Let's do this again soon. I'll pencil you in for next year.

Of course I was. Your disrespectful gaze is one of the things this short stack of hunk looks forward to.

Sure. I'll cat call you the whole time.

Podd come to the gym with me

Are you going to motivate me?

Podd please half the place is going broke tonight over you and you know it

† Podd 30 seconds ago Reply
inv a unicorn-
Unicorns don't exist. But then I again, I thought someone so perfect couldn't exist. Until I met you, Jay Husband.

Podd are you going to explain to my cardiologist why you insist on making my heart so weak-

:O
I don't-- I don't even know what to say-
I'm a puddle on the floor and no one can freeze me
i'm humpty dumpty and no one can put me together again
Podd's broken me
Someone give me my smelling salts I'm getting the vapors.

I like soft podd

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 26 seconds ago Reply
hard podd is also good-

Love you too podd

for you, podd?
;) you can keep me going all night.

i know what happened
the universe ran out of brains so podd was given extra y to compensate

Or the universe overloaded him on gorgeousness and they had to compensate

Podd's my sugar lips honey bee pumpkin spice latte sweet cake. :<

Key makes your twitch
And I'll make your heart twitch

Podd is such a loveable bean

I like that you're blunt too, Podd. You'd have potential to be a mass murderer otherwise. Podd the impaler.

‡ Minjae 18 minutes ago Reply

The urge in me wanting to step master podd's face.

‡ San9:42:06 PMReply

† Key [sh]9:41:43 PMReply
Podd enters the room and BOOM, bottoms everywhere

† Key [sh] 14 minutes ago Reply

I need a in poke ball to keep Podd's here, goddamn it

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 11 minutes ago Reply

Podd looking spicy in a turtleneck

† Key [sh]9:12:22 PMReply

He's actually very cute and sweet--he kissed my eyelids the other day, that's the first time my heart skipped a beat

† Key [sh]10:39:10 PMReply

Good, I'm glad. It really did sound like a bad week for you, so maybe now it's looking up a bit.
/he tilted his head to rest it atop of Podd's.
I would've ate with you, but I have absolutely no control over waiting for Thai food. Maybe that's why I can't get enough of you, Podd?

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 1 minute ago Reply

this is why he's my new platonic soulmate :')

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 1 minute ago Reply

he put a lady bug on his tit

‡ Hoshi5:00:11 PMReply

Your podd will be delivered in 10-30 business days

‡ Minjae9:39:36 AMReply
† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 2 minutes ago Reply
Commanding Podd. Hot.

† Hoseok10:50:02 AMReply

Podd feels like the kind of softie that would actually choke you out of you did the wrong thing hhhh

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]3:31:58 PMReply

podd you're good enough.

Podd making my heart race so early in the morning. How unfair

Listen. What Podd and I have is special
Its built on sheer nonsense

grumbles and snatches the kiss back and smacks it on my cheek ig

who knew my hubbyboo is such a sweetheart and romantics

You're very cute, Podd

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]2:09:25 PMReply
Podd is melting all sorts of hearts today :(

Podd you're too cute--
I'm glad I have you in my life, husband #1 ♡

I'll be in your heart forever, Podd

♡ /shoots my heart at Podd's heart

I love making Podd scream for me ;)

I was pretty dead until Podd's fine walked in, now I don't know how to NOT be anymore

I think only Podd gets all my references.
It makes my heart sing.

It wasn't just that one, Key
It was the beautiful mosaic of times only Podd has understood me :')

yeah, not to be soft but- youre alright or whatever-

† Podd [SH]9:20:17 PMReply
Of course-
He's number one

† Podd [SH]9:19:57 PMReply
. Do you really love me that much- ;;

Podd marry me all over again--

The longer I know him the more appealing he becomes

/catches you whilst falling back on the couch
I'm feeling okay right now. Not too awful.
I was just thinking about how you and Key have really kept me sane and happy through all the stuff that's been happening in the background. Made me feel welcomed and cared for.
/chuckle
God I am sappy today-- I just appreciate you all is all.

Podd is worth at least... my life :')

I'll play with you however I want, Master Podd

Key: a podd translator
Jay: a podd instigator

Why is he so hot--

The only attention I'd steal is Podd's

Podd your entire being is priceless

Podd is very, very priceless.
But rent to own is good for my credit

Podd needing me to baby him is also a pretty big flex ngl

‡ Hoshi 57 minutes ago Reply

not tryna be another podd simp but um

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]4:17:00 PMReply

You're a charming dork on general too

‡ Chittaphon 7 minutes ago Reply

well he never actually goes through with punishments so- i’m safe

† Podd [SH] 4 minutes ago Reply 

‡ Hoshi9:16:59 PMReply
being crushed by you in anyway sounds kinda-- nvm

Finish that sentence.

‡ Hoshi 4 minutes ago Reply

kinda hot /grumbles
i told you youve got me in an odd mood today....

‡ Hoshi 2 minutes ago Reply
Is it soft that I think I deserve rewards? I-
I’ve never been soft in my life what
‡ Hoshi 2 minutes ago Reply
If my reward is getting to step on podd only

† Key 1 hour ago Reply

Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]3:41:30 PM
Podd is that guy who swears he isn't friendly but really he's a teddy bear, icb

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 1 hour ago Reply

When I first met Podd I knew he was either going to hate me or love me and there would be no in between

† Key 1 hour ago Reply

When I first met Podd my first thought

just "Gotdamn"

I don't know what my dynamic is with Pidd at this point but I'm enjoying myself

Podd if you die I'll have to marry someone else and we can't have that

/smooches Podd's-- arm?

You're all I see, Podd. Don't worry.
Unless Woo is here ofc. Then it's all bets off.

Oh- saucy, hubs.
/chuckles and dips my head forward near your ear, voice dropping an octave into a low whisper
Podd Husband... what a joy you are.

† Podd [SH]7:51:34 PM
What violence are we talking about-

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]7:51:15 PM
What violence-

/he gestures to his crotch
Exhibit A: My blue balls

/cups your face in return
Of course. You're number #1, Poodles.
I can't be bought-
Am I still #1?

† Key 3 minutes ago Reply

I didn't even get to finish playing with Podd, ugh

‡ San11:16:57 PMReply

master podd poofed into thin air-

‡ San11:17:02 PMReply

he's a magician-

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]11:17:33 PMReply

he certainly has the magic to make me rise

OKNO

Jks-

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A] 12 minutes ago Reply

Sorry. I got lost in your heart on the way to your dreams but I know my way now.

We'll make it a party.

Key in your bed and me in your dreams.

What could be more perfect.

how casually he makes my heart race, my better half.
sighs and drops my forehead onto your shoulder
how is the light of my life today?

† Jay [Husband of Woo] [A]11:18:13 PMReply

Key: me, Chérie

Podd: lol is he flirting with me? surely not

† Key11:18:15 PMReply

I flirted with him last night and all he can say is "he yelled at me"

I can't