玉皇大帝.  

 

A King recognised as a literary y lord who controls heaven. My age is hard to figure out but most importantly, my appearance is dazzling. I am interested in women, peaches, arts and gambling. Depending on whose point-of-view you are viewing me from, although I am called a erse old man (coughcough), my charisma is undeniable when need be, and therefore you should be enlightened that I am the true controller of heaven. I also have a twin brother Hades, who is a grumpy piece of , older and fatter than me. 

 

 

(people like this make me wonder why I even created humans in the first place.)

 

 

(me asking myself why on earth.)