I’m an idiot

Are you okay? ...I'm scared to ask but, how did you manage that...?

*Blinks a few times*
My only question, is how?
My follow up question, is are you okay?

omg
was it in the front or the back?
I chipped my front tooth on a plate once... less than a year later I broke one while eating cereal

Oh no baby what is you doin

Ouch, did you bleed?

im trying not to laugh
i chipped my tooth on a door onvce