*bad Spanish impression* "I put the STD in 'stud', all I need is 'u'."
*handsome Squidward face* "Baby, your eyes glisten like nose hair after a sneeze."
*voice droppin like balls* "Hey, baby. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I can't go by myself."
*giggle/snort/chuckle* "You look even prettier when you're awake..."
* eyebrow wiggle Nooshie-style* "Shall I wait for you in my car or would your closet suffice?"
*casually holds your hand without asking* "I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way."
OOOOH SILKY SILKY N OW
do you haz the yet? e u e okno
wikihow to get in le pants
take after mum, guys. works every time.
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