Embrace Me

you can ignore the title; was just something random because i can.

since no one wants to roleplay with me, can someone at least just talk to me? OTL
please?....
i just....ugh...
i promise i'm not that boring to talk to...*hides my wall so no one will see the lack of friends posting on it*>_<
even if you just post a random word or you just roll around on my wall, it'll be good enough.
I WILL GIVE YOU COOKIES....
DON'T LIKE COOKIES?
HERE'S SOME OXYGEN!
*waves air towards you*
please...anybody...
*cries and wails*
what do I have to do to get attention?
*draws a mustache on my face with permanent marker*
does this amuse you enough to come talk to me? otl
sorry. i just really want some company (because violent video games aren't helping)so i'd do just about anything for it right now.
except cannibalism. i won't do that.
or kicking someone in the face because my legs don't move that way.
*too lazy for that*

*stares at this blog post*
*blinks*
*hovers over the post button*

please.
;w;


*clings to your legs and pouts*
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee?
i'd like you to be my friend.
i promise to keep you happy and love you forever and feed you and i won't lock you in a cage :3


*hopes some masked vigilante will save me*

edit:

still no one talks to me.
so...

*SPRAYS FEAR GAS EVERYWHERE*
enjoy your nightmares.