pls suggest ways to sell my soul

just read the title tbh

its been rough for me financially and i can't sacrifice any more time away from academics to get a real job. ( something that requires me to be somewhere everyday or multiple times a week. )

but i need the monies

don't give me like "babysitting" or "garage sales"

for example, so far i have focus groups, research groups, plasma donating, and survey taking online

i want names of businesses, groups, or websites that are L E G I T I M A T E  and will pay me decent money for things I can use my brain for, or donate from mi body.

yo i already traded in my xbox and my 3ds to gamestop to prove how adult i am

i am a writer believe it or not, so if anyone needs articles or essays written for them and will pay me ---

let's talk