Krystal's APT.

@Krystal OMG you got kidnapped by Jongin!
/takes out my chainsaw
WHERE IS HE?

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@Jessica ( /looks up at you. )
otl unnieeee *^*
that jongfap kidnapped
me awei from your
apartment ;u;

@baek-king asdfghjkl finally--
( /clings onto your
neck. ) save meh;;
bring me awei-
nu wait,
chase him outtt
( /points an accusing
finger at kai. )
he's tempting me
and making me --
( /slappedhardtbvh. )

@kai pft stop with that love-hate
shiet bcs I'll never like you-
( /smackedhardtbh. ) don't
cry bae e u e the truth hurts ,
most of the time ( /pats your head. )
oh- so do you secretly like me then?
( /raises my eyebrow. ) ( /grabs the
remote and throws it to you. )
there-- just change the channel and
stop whining . ( /shot. )

and who said I'm yours u n u
( /flicks your forehead. )

@Kystal Yah Jung Soojung i thought that you're comi-
/saws the scene
Umm.. what just happened?

@kai /SCOOPS KRYSTAL IN MY ARMS.
KAI, PLEASE. LET'S KEEP HER INNOCENT FOR YONGGUK IF HE EVER COMES--

@baek-king she's mine already. u v u
we were just about to do ' it '
you're just in time to enjoy the show.
/smacked

@Krystal duh- of course, how could someone be
innocent when he keeps ing on you?
e v e /massages my temple, shaking my
head. you know, some says that when you
hate or dislike someone, that someone could
just be your future hubby. ; w ; uh because you
secretly like me? /wiggles my eyebrows teasingly.
fine fine, i'm just bored. this tv show isn't interesting
at all. /lets out a quiet groan ; nods

@kai u n u but at least I'm
more innocent than somebody
here who keeps ing on me.
( /shakes my head . ) i don't
hate you , i just don't like you-
( /slappedtbh. ) e n e pft why
should i be shy around you ?
( /closes my eyes slightly in reflex
when you flick my forehead. ) yah
you'd better stawp it before i chase
you out- u ^ u

@Krystal pft don't you that it's really difficult stopping
a habit that i have for a long time. v u v psh-
batting your eyelashes don't make me believe
that you're innocent. /scoffs lightly. i thought you
hated me. o u o you're not awkward around me
but i know that you're shy. don't deny it- /pats your
head; flicks your forehead in return. i'm not looking
at anything. /quickly looks away, whistling

@baek-king otl yas yas
bacon--
come and save
me from this
y ahjusshi cRIES

AND WHY DOES EVERYONE
COME IN HERE WITHOUT KNOCKING
ITS LIEK MY APARTMENT DOESN'T
EVEN HAVE A DOOR U N U

@kai then you should stawp that
habit of yours too u n u
pft oh yas i am , at least
more innocent than you .
( /bats my eyelashes ; shottbh. )
o n o bcs you said that i was
annoying you when i was trying
to be friendly ;; ( /fakecoughs. )
who said so ? I'm not even awkward
around you . e n e why did i even--
its so typical of kim byuntae .
( /smacks your head . ) yah what are
you lookin at ?!

@kai barges my ways in here.
jongin, don't you dare touch her!
I mean- she's reserved! >:D
for like- yongguk.
since there's a bed here I'm worried about you two--

@Krystal you should stop that habit of yours ; - ;
and don't act oh so innocent like that when
you're not even innocent. /rolls my eyes
playfully. yup, you couldannoy me by just
patting my-- wait why are you crying? /wipes
your tears, panicking slightly. o n o you're always
shy around me. u v u yeah, i watch a lot of
shows. /suddenly eyeing your chest; smacked

@kai but its become a habit for me now
( /blinks ; looking at you innocently. )
o n o are you saying that i annoy you-
otl okei then.. ( /fake cries dramatically. )
I'm not shy, why would i be ? e n e
asdfghjkl- ( /struggles when you pull me
close to you. ) whut kind of shows do you
watch then ? no wait- lemme guess, .

@Krystal /slaps your hand away gently; whines.
i told you that i hate getting pat by the
head. o n o it annoys me really. pft fine
then whatever you say. /cuts all of your
hair tbvh. you are shy, don't deny it, bb.
/pulls you close to me instead. don't you
wanna be close to me? ; n ; pft i'm not blind-
i just don't watch that kind of shows.

@kai ( /chuckles lightly ;
patting your head . )
okay then , continue
to deceive yourself ~
you know youself that
imma sassy diva-
( /flips my hair ,
smacking your face . )
( /sticks my tongue out
at you childishly . )
pft who's shy ? I just
don't want an old ahjusshi
ing on me . u ^ u
( /pushes you back with
a finger when you scoot
closer to me . ) nu uh ,
you must be at least
an arms length of distance
away from me at any one time .
( /nodsnods . ) by the way ,
this old ahjusshi who also
happens to be blind , it's
we got married on tv .

@Krystal i believe i've to disagree with you- o n o
/huffs lightly, crossing my arms. first, i'm
still too young — you know that. second,
i never even act like one. last, you're not
even sassy at all. v n v /laughs a little as
you cover your s. oh come on, don't
be shy. o u o /scoots closer to you. alright
then. what's on tv?

@kai but you act liek an ahjusshi
and I act liek a diva- so no ,
your argument is invalid .
( /nods ; agreeing with my words . )
pft stawp trying to act like all sassy
when the sassy and fab queen is
in front of you e n e
( /covers my s . )
where are you looking at ! u n u
byuntae- ( /scoffs and rolls over to
the other side of the bed . )
fayne , let's just watch television otl .
( /grabs the remote and turns on the tv. )

@Krystal tsk and so am i. i'm still too young
as well so i ain't an ahjussi. ; n ;
/snaps my finger, forming a z in a
sassy way. krystal jung's my soon-
to-be wife. /smiles sheepishly. may
i touch it once again? o u o /stares
at your clothed s; slapped hard.
then i won't stop ing on your s
as well. e u e

@kai e . e how about nu .
I'm still young okei-
( /flips my hair . )
( /slaps your hand
away from my face . )
no touchy u n u
yah yah yah- dream on ,
who's your soon-to-be wife ?
( /frowns slightly . )
and stawp ing on my s !
( /uses my other hand and continues
smacking you . ) nu uh , not gonna
stop . ( /sticks my tongue out at you . )

@Krystal Okay meet you there

@Krystal then that makes you the ahjumma to my
ahjussi. cx /nods firmly; pets your face.
i didn't know that my soon-to-be wife's
s are soft. e u e /panned; grabs your
wrist to stop you from smacking me. yah
stop it. o n o

@Jessica o u o
yay
we should have a slumber
party at your apartment then o/

@kai you act like one e n e
( /nodsnods . )
( /widens my eyes when
you poke my clothed s . )
yah ! this ! u n u
( /rolls over and smacks you . )

@Krystal like i said everyone's invited so you can come whenever you like Krystal since you're my sister

@Jessica you're welcome unnie
( /grins widely . )
you should invite me to your apartment someday heh .

@Krystal pft what makes you say that i'm an
ahjussi? e n e i'm still too young to
be called an ahjussi. /backs away
a little; crosses my arms. did you even
notice that you're wearing a lingerie right
now? e u e /pokes your clothed s;
keeled; buried. yay o v o /rolls to the other
side of the bed

@Krystal Really Thanks Stal Stal!!