Excalibur's Cave

hey guys
how are you?

@Crona *peeks my head in* Crona, come on! It's the perfect time to escape when he is distracted like this...

@Crona *still in a daze*

@Excalibur *takes a few more steps back* Kid...Kid where are y-you...I-i'm scared....

@Crona Yes, I once gave an extravagant dancing performance - in my 11th century era - at the grand opera house that has long since deceased. Oh, it was glorious. The lights, the stage, the disembodied hands, the incredibly fast spinning I could do - oh, to be young and fit again. Not to mention every time I performed a Grande Jete, people showered me with roses! *gets misty eyed* I miss the days of my youth. *begins to absentmindedly sway and gets a far off look in his eyes*

@Excalibur D-danced?

@Crona Yes, perhaps about my glory days or the time I danced for the opera house?

@Excalibur A h-happy story? *peeks from behind Stein and tilts his head*

@Crona Don't be afraid. I'll tell you a happy story.

@Franken Stein K-kid left me here and r-ran away.

@Excalibur *pushes stein in front of me and slowly retreats* (its pretty much when you attack someone with a hug, usually knocking them off-balance or to the floor hehe)

@Crona *shivering from the remembrance of the old days* I can't go back to that time, such a dark place. *brushes himself off* Where was I? Oh yes, my legend dates back to the 12th century...
(I don't know what glomp-ing [?] is, but thank you!)

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@Crona And...?

@Franken Stein Kid w-wanted to try an experiment....

@Crona -shrugs-
Meh. What are you doing here anyway?

@Franken Stein *shivers* K-keep me away from the elephant! He talks so m-much I don't think I can deal with the voices when he has no mouth!

@Crona Uhh, Crona? What are you doing behind me?

@Franken Stein *i hide behind Stein*

-stumbles in-

@Excalibur *his eyes grow wider and he takes a few more steps backwards* Uh-uhh...uh uh...
(I WANT TO GLOMP YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW... THEN KILL YOU...THEN GLOMP YOU AGAIN!!!! YOU'RE A GREAT EXCALIBUR!!!!!!!!!!)

@Crona Excuse me young man, but examine your last statement. Was that truly proper grammar? Now back in the day, I was a strict Grammar Nazi - before the Holocaust of course. And traveled o'er the German villages reprimanding young folks Grammar. It did things to me. You see, it started off with a warning plain and simple. Then, the punishments began. Eventually, the end punishment was worse than death. Being a Grammar Nazi changed me, and I've never been quite the same. The old habits are still drilled in me to constantly correct, to flinch at the sound or sight of an improperly placed apostrophe or uncapitalized proper noun. The fools...the d*mn fools. (Excuse my French.)

@Excalibur *i cringe* Im not sure I can handle you talk so loudly...

@Crona Yes, of course. Anymore idiotic questions that need to be clarified?

@Excalibur *my eyes grow wide* S-so you are an albino elephant???

@Crona I am impressed young man, er...lady. You are one of the only people able to clearly identify the type of species I am.

@Elizabeth Thompson Coming! *runs and catches up with them*
@Crona You're on your own!

@Death The Kid Kid! Patti and I are leaving with or without you!

@Excalibur *yells back* NO WE'RE NOT!

@Excalibur *looks around frightened* Uh Uh Uh I dont think I can handle such a small albino elephant talking so much...