Kai's House

@Kai [SH] As if you hadn't already known that
Its not my fault you're an idiot.
/rolls my eyes, giving a small huff barely batting a lash at you growling I just continue to hit you with the spoon, harder and harder until you scoot away from me, and then whines and flails around/
Shut up, shut up shut up.
/grumbles lowly, while kicking my legs around hitting the table, feels you pull me into a hug and just makes a face/.......shut your face up before I hit /hisses lowly but doesn't move away, at least not for now/

@Kai [SH] /blinks a few times, and shrugs again giving you a look like 'who knows?'/
To be honest you're not child proof yet til I see it.
My child is very precious to me, I can't let him be exposed to dummies like
you just yet, so you'll just have to wait til he's older and he can realize just how
dumb you are and judge you along with me. /smiles at you sweetly/
/continues eating the ice cream until the tub is all empty, and stares at the emptiness with great sadness before I start to whack your shoulder with the sticky spoon whining loudly/
Its all gone!.....you need more food~ /whines louder/ Shut up about love, I don't want to think about it anymore /growls, folding my arms against my chest with a frown/

@Kai [SH] Well I only speak the throat
/shrugs while the spoon, before eating some more/
Yes, yes you are, and the both of us together are even worse.
But child could be scarred for life, I don't want that for him.
/tilts my head slightly while a big scoop of ice creaming, staring at you/ I'm a Lu Han. very rare and special creature.
/blinks a few times looking at you slightly a offended/ No. /keeps eating all the ice cream by myself/
Well does he love you?

@Kai [SH] /shrugs a bit/ My baby is too young to see how I am around you, to see such violence
and then see your dumb, /shakes my head/ NAh you can meet him when he's older
/blinks a few times watching you, and lunges for the ice cream, taking it happily before digging in/
/shovels a bit scoop of the ice cream into my mouth/
/shivers slightly at the cold sensation before looking towards you, and walking towards the couch and flopping down, sees your dumb love stricken grin, and sighs loudly/
You go it bad. Well good luck /continues eating/

@Kai [SH] Everyone except my baby.
/nods my head speaking without any hesitation, and continues eating the ice cream until I look down and there nothing left, and I glance up at you and begin to whine/
You need more ice cream, this was half done and now its all gone and I'm still hungry /whines and lays on the counter, before you wipe my mouth, only bites at your hand/
Eh I'll feel more huggish once my stomach is full
/grumbles and looks at you getting so happy at the mention of your crush/ Dude how long has it been and you've barely kiss the guy? LIke what are you even doing?

@Kai [SH] /laughs and nods my head/
You know food is above almost everyone and everything~ Except of course my sweet baby and that idiot I call a boyfriend, and sometimes you.
/keeps eating my ice cream until you wrap your arms around me, continues eating letting you hug me for a bit/
Nope, not til I feel like giving you a hug. /hums and the spoon before pulling away from you, leans on the counter again and glances up at you with a curious look/ So Jonginnie tell me, hows life? Have you finally gotten into your cute assistant's pants yet or what?
/tilts my head a bit, mouth covered in ice ream while I wait for you to spill the details/

@Kai [SH] /kicks down the door, and walks straight to the fridge, not bothering to say a word to you while you're on the couch, opens the fridge and grabs a tub of ice cream, along with a spoon by the sink/
/leans over the counter and starts eating the ice cream/
Hey Jonginnie~ /only now acknowledges your existence, after the ice cream is inside me, glances your way with a cheeky grin, waving at you with the spoon before getting another spoonful of ice cream/

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@Kai shut up and worry about me quietly
*grumbles about acting like a child cause I hate hospitals, and keeps frowning more even in the car, and leans my forehead against the cold window letting it help me cool down*
I feel dizzy and gross and like I'm dying

@Kai *lazily washes my mouth out, and looks at you with
slightly teary eyes, and frowns*
I don't wanna...*whines and grumbles, but holds my stomach
cause I still don't feel all that great, huffs grabbing the bag
and walks to the car outside with a big frown on my face*
Shut up.

@Kai *leans over the sink, still vomiting violently, coughing loudly, I feel tears start to sting my eyes and slip*
...f-...*gasps out when its over, and closes my eyes before running the sink water*.... that hurt I think- *starts vomiting again, and its only worse now*
*finishes again, and lets out a strangled whimper* ....what the actual

@Kai More like stupid face
*grins at you, and the spoon before setting
the ice cream aside*
I don't know I've been craving it a lot lately even in the morning ...*shrugs, and leans back against the couch and then feels something inside me, unsettle and then jumps up to my feet*
*immediately regrets it, and covers my mouth* ...*groans before running over to the kitchen, because I can't make it to the bathroom, leans over the sink and starts to vomit violently*

@Kai *glances up from the couch, and carton of ice cream on
my lap before shrugging*
Awhile ago.
*eats a spoonful of ice cream while you flop down and pokes
your face with the spoon*
Yep. And its your ice cream.
*chuckles at your sleepy face, and pokes it more, getting ice cream all over it*
I dunno, just happens sometimes

@Kai ((can we skip to Kai being back home?
I don't want angst~))

@Kai *stares at you*
You're not going home for awhile
Well duh you idiot.
*shrugs and looks at you noticing the pain you're in*
Should I call the nurse so they can drug you up some more ?

@Kai Well I can't laugh and smile right now
Cause I'm still kinda ed in my head
*sighs and sees you try to glare at me, snorts and chuckles softly*
Nice glare there
*shrugs a bit* You know it, You love it and You took a bullet for it

@Kai *frowns even more when you try to laugh but end up in pain*
Don't laugh you idiot
*grumbles, and stares at you pointing at me*
....what are you- *my face turns blank, and take your finger and bite it* I don't need to be y right now! Like I would seduce you right now after you nearly died

@Kai *goes around, and sits on the chair by your bed, and runs fingers through my hair, glances up at you and nods my head*
Yeah, because what good would it do me if you're dead.
*sighs, and covers my face* Well...next time I'm gonna make sure you don't get shot
*looks at you, and leans back in my chair with a big frown* Shut my face is too perfect for that

@Kai *raises brow at you*
Real easy like this *keeps flicking you all around*
Don't you ever ing scare me like that again
I swear to I'd kill you myself
*stares at you not amused by your dumb grin*
I'm serious...don't ever do that again.

@Kai Then quit moving, idiot.
*grumbles, and crosses my arms over my chest*
Yeah cause you are, you're the biggest idiot ever
You better know it now
*sighs loudly and closes my eyes, before looking at you*
You're the one who took a bullet. I'm fine, more than fine. Stupid...*mumbles and flicks your arm*

@Kai *blinks eyes slightly wide when you open your eyes and begin to stir, goes to your side quickly*
d-Don't move Jongin....
*looks at you, smiling at me weakly and I let out a small breath of relief* Jongin....how do you feel? *asks softly, my fingers reaching over to gently caress your cheek* You're an idiot you know that? But...I can't have you not in my life

@Kai *sighs softly, running fingers through my hair*
Yeah don't remind me
For a doctor you talk a lot, sorry I just want to see my friend
*nods, gives a slight bow before walking down the hall to the room, stays at the door holding the door knob, feeling nervous to open the door to see you, but opens it and walks in, looks at you seeing the you there in the bed, with tubes and needles connected to you, looking pale and so weak, it brings a sharp pain to my chest, and I choke back some tears* idiot...

@Kai *blinks back a few tears when the doctor apporches me, and listens to him, a wave of relief washes over me and I could cry again but I hold the tears in, nods my head at his words before standing up*
Thank you so much *bows to the doctor, and sighs softly* Well yeah cause if he didn't live, I'd find a way to bring him back myself and then kill him myself.
Idiot thinks he can die on me, *grumbles and runs fingers through my hair* Which room will be in?

@Kai *feels like heart stops when they keep yelling they're gonna lose you, and nearly pukes when she shoves her fingers in you pulling the bullet out* ...*tries to stay composed, and sees them start to charge up the defibrillator to bring you back up*
*each time, it feels like my heart is hit until finally your heart beat returns* me....*whispers, and they get us to the hospital, rushing you off to surgery, I wait outside the room, stares at the door, sitting on the floor leaning over after while, my shoulders shake as a small sob rakes over me, finally my tears slip*

@Kai it'll be okay Kai, you'll be okay just don't stop talking okay?
*mumbles, feeling my voice waver and sighs softly nodding my head*
The biggest idiot I know...but still the bravest
Taking a ing bullet for me
*my eyes stay with yours, following the medics on the ambulance and reaches out to hold your hand, my eyes widen listening to the medics* Do something! ing step on it! Get him to the hospital now! I swear if he dies I....*my words die in my throat over the lump forming in it, because I want to cry so bad, but refuses to cry yet*....Just save him, I can't lose him.
*looks at you with glassy eyes, and closes them trying to smile cause you're talking* Stupid...you're suppose to take care of me...and buy me stuff and spoil me cause I'm a bad friend
You're gonna make it...shut up
You're gonna tell him yourself....*bites my lip* Stupid...I had one on you too...*mumbles a second before you pass out, and my eyes become livid* Jongin!

@Kai *smirks slightly when I see the guy in pain*
I think I can handle it.
*watches the exchange between the two brutes, sneers at the man*
I'd like to see you try you ing old bastard
*growls right back, stares at the end of the barrel before I could do anything I can feel myself grabbed and pulled behind you, eyes widen* Kai No- *my eyes grow even wider seeing you get shot, and holds onto your body, trembling slightly seeing the blood start to soak through your shirt*...k-Kai?
*hears them over the white noise buzzing in my head, and slowly pulls my phone out, and dials 911, reporting the emergency, and then hangs up after they have my location* Don't worry Kai, help is coming...you'll be alright *whispers softly, swallowing tears and setting you down while taking a piece of fabric from my sweater to hold over the wound and presses on the wound to stop the bleeding*...they're not getting away with this....*whispers lowly to myself, and minutes later the ambulance can be heard, and medics are barging in towards us, the quickly start to put you on the stretcher, to take you in the ambulance, goes with them*

@Kai *looks seeing you being pushed around and having gum pressed against your head, grits my teeth feeling really angry*
*sees the guns pointed at me, but growls lowly right before my hair is grabbed and pushed against the table, bites my lip and looks up glaring at the brute*
*raises my knee up and kicks it with great force into the guys groin, right before from the corner of my eye you getting punched in the face* Kai ...*hisses pushing the guy falling to the ground in pain out of my way*
What the do you want? ? Money? Alright I'll give you that but leave these people alone.

@Kai Cause you wouldn't shut up you idiot!
*throws a angry glare at you, and then turns back to the gunman hen the gun is pressed against my chest, stares at him with scowl, before lips curl into a dark smirk*
Oh I bet you would~
*coos mockingly, and sees them pointing a gun at you* Nope he's no one, we just hid together. You wanna , then lets get out of here, I don't really enjoy too much a crowd you know? *smiles at you suggestively, trying to get them distracted*

@Kai *groans inwardly when you don't seem to shut up, I swear I could smack your stupid face*
*blinks eyes wide when they walk by us, and bites lip when one is staring at us* you Kim Jongin. *grumbles and starts getting out from under the table, and pulls you out with me, looks around trying to see if theres anyway out of this, looks up at the gunman*....

@Kai Mm of course I am
*looks at you knowing you sulking, and starts wondering how to cheer you up later*
We'll go tomorrow~ I'm tired and full
Well duh I have left overs *chuckles slightly at you seeing you smile, and then blinks seeing strange dudes walk in* ...
*mumbles, and flinches slightly when they start to shoot, grabs your hands and pulls you down under the table, presses a finger on your lips, to tell you to stay shut*