Katsudont's dms

@Katsudont omg is it the one that looks like he's going to kill everyone all the time

@Yuripliky we need to hook pi up with this korean skater
apparently he doesnt like women and loves dogs
i think pi kind of looks like a dog so
well like a puppy right

@Katsudont what's this about a wingman

@Pity WELL IM JUST SAYING OK

@Katsudont TMI ALERT
WEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Pity dont worry - victors asked me that before-

@Katsudont Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ♡

imsorryitwastooperfect

@Pity "mr. katsuki" ok then PROVE IT

@Katsudont man I was your roommate for years
I know you Mr.Katsuki and I have enough receipts on you to prove it

@Pity i HONESTLY dont have a hidden shrine anywhere ok

@Katsudont I call voodoo magic on this situation
like I'm sold on it

@Pity you can't prove anything
butokay

@Katsudont seriously tho I would believe 1000% you're into some voodoo like
what are the possibili
of getting engaged to youR ULTIMATE IDOL/CRUSH 5 EVER like serisouly
yuuri my man show me your voodoo ways to get a man

@Pity true
the only way i got him was with my dark magic tbh
im a voodoo queen
katsudontwithme

@Katsudont you will have to do your dark magic tricks and lure him away from the danger zone
I'm pretty sure you have a few SKILLS up your sleeve
to do such thing am i rite m8

@Pity SCREAMS OK I WONT TELL HIM
but what if he comes into the locker room
and sees it

@Katsudont BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON WATER-

shhhh ciao ciao wouldn't mind us getting some toothpicks-
HEY BUT YOU CAN'T TELL VICTOR YET
he can know AFTER we set it up
because what if it slips when he's talking to the rest of the coaches
or what if he talks about it when he gets drunk
THEY'RE NOT TAKING OUT TOOTHPICK BACK

@Pity AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ciao ciao: whats that minivan for
Us: oh we r just moving a really big toothpick
Chris got a big piece of meat stuck-

WAITNVM

@Katsudont oh s hi t that'll b e hot
ok alright
operation big toothpick is on the GO

@Pity We should tbh
OH and like when we take our clothes off we throw them into the lockers all y like

@Katsudont ugh luuckyyy you won't get yelled at in angry italian
ciao ciao will murder me if he realizes

we should check out the locker room and find the perfect spot
hidden away from the coaches

@Pity If we r talking about victor then no - but ciao ciao hmmm i know yakov wont approve-
We should anyways

@Katsudont do you think the coaches will get mad if we put a pole in the locker room

@Pity Im listening

@Katsudont listen i have an idea

@Katsudont Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite c:

@Pity o dang u rite /slides away

@BangHongJi silly you're not supposed to read others dms o m g

@Pity You tried but ty hun

Peecheeto [A] 50 seconds ago Reply
@Katsudont I have a soft spot for glasses!yuuri
why do you look so pure?? and preicous???

LITERALLY SAME