✦ Castle Kindgom

Run!!

/looks around/

Nobody.

I'm the prince... Who wanna be my princess

/rolls around and creys
;;

/rolls in hurr.
bacon is le most manliest
and handsomest man in
the universe e w e
/hip s. o u o;;

kreastal is le most bootifur woman in the whole world
e u e;;

Sulli's AWESOME

@✌ Bacon because, i already
told yew o u o
im duh most evil
e w e /kicked.
orz. otl. don't jump
out of le window o /

@Krystal why not?
o n o
/blinks and yelps, rubbing my eyes and shin
oMF
girls are evil i can't-
/tries to hop out the window

@✌ Bacon /glares. B|
girls dun need muscles
because they have these
things e u e. /peppersprays
yew. o u o. and they can
also do dis. /kicks yew in
duh shin.

@Krystal yes it does o 3 o
/blinks
no no! girls have muscles too,
but not big and strong ones like men
B|

@✌ Bacon that doesn't make meh
a little qull e n e.
are yew saying girls
have nothing then?
; ;

@Krystal because you're younger than me .
e 3 e
/chuckles and crawls over to pat your head
it's okay,
manly men are heavy 'cause we have muscles B|

@✌ Bacon how? ; n ;
/continues
sobbing e n e.
/pretends to be
exhausted.
yew were so
heavy B|

@Krystal yes you are.
you're sho little o 3 o
/cackles 5evr
i made it alive omg.
/climbs a little more and jumps into the window

@✌ Bacon im not little ; ;
/s0bs 69ever.
you're almost
there e u e

@Krystal but it wasn't, little girl o n o;
/laughs and nods
i'm going, i'm going!
/climbs up faster and almost getting to the window
asdfghjkl;

@✌ Bacon pffft. well, i thought
dat was funny o u o.
i won't B| nao hurry
up and climb the rope
faster before i get
tired :|

@Krystal nuh, uh!
e n e
/chuckles and hold the rope,
starting to climb the castle/
otl, you better not let me fall ;;

@✌ Bacon yush eet was c"x
whut. e A e;;.
but what if- whatever
e u e /pulls on the
rope.

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@Krystal that wasn't funneh e n e
i'm gonna twerk on you when i-
i mean, wat?
i'm manly and not fat! ;;
/tugs on the rope

@✌ Bacon because that was funny
o u o /laughs moar. i should've
recorded dat, but im nice so
. . . . yeah e n e.
you don't seem dat manly Bc
but what if you're a fat bacon? xc

@Krystal omg ; n ;
why're you laughing at me?
/flails and straightens up
i'm okay! manly men are always okei B|
/chuckles and takes the rope
you better hold it tightly e n e

@✌ Bacon lmao. /laughs liek crayjee.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/coughs. i mean- otl. are
yew okei? o n o;;
/throws le rope down

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@Krystal /blinks and looks up at you, yelling back
but the wig is so pretty o u o
/stabs my finger and yelps
i mean-
throw that rope, kreastal!
o 3 o

@✌ Bacon l0l /gets on the rooftop of
the castle ; yells.
yew know, instead of making
a wig out of leaves and twigs
to get up here,
we could just use the rope
up hurr e n e.

/rolls in ; attempts to climb
up duh castle. otl. im almost dere
e u e /haven't even climbed up le
castle yet. i've been trying to
climb up dis castle for years nao,
i give up u A u;;. /finally enters
le castle.