✿ Cafe

@S_Ilhoon Tao rolled his eyes. "You're making this so dramatic. Yes, I was fourteen, yes he was thirty. It was an abusive relationship, I never got to go to school as he promised. Yada, yada, here I am, alive." he laughed, continuing to drink the last few sips of his cappuccino. "It's not /that/ bad."

@S_Tao Ilhoon coughed up his invisible drink. "WHAT THE ?!" he said, not caring if anyone heard. "He was thirty, THIRTY?"

@S_Ilhoon ( YESSSSS. )

Tao giggled, looking at Ilhoon. "Whatever you say." he now laughed, taking another sip of his cappuccino. "I was uhm...fourteen then, I guess." he rubbed his neck, awkwardly smiling.

@S_Tao [Omg all my Tao feels with his hair now jioajdiosada<333]


Ilhoon pouted. "I don't want to go through anymore steps, so I quit"~ he said, pouting when his hair was ruffled. "Why are you dating someone that much older than you?" he asked, furrowing his eyebrows. "And when was this?! You're barely 18!!"

@S_Ilhoon "Because it has heavy steps that you need to pass to feel the joy." he sighed, ruffling his hair. "A guy who was older than me with...sixteen years or something like that? I don't remember." he groaned, titling his head to the side. "Panda hyung, heh? That's funny."

@S_Tao Ilhoon pursed his lips. "If love is so wonderful then why does it feel like ? And who were you in love with before?~" he said, sensing a scandal as he grinned a bit. "I'm fine with messing around with people hyung~" he said, crossing his arms and pouting. "Panda hyung~"

@S_Jongin (You are~ )

Tao groaned, sinking into his seat. "But love is wonderful. I've been twice in love. Being single sometimes makes you feel depressed, and you want someone to hold you and tell you how wonderful you are for that person. And I'm sure you'll find that someone~!" He smiled, looking at Ilhoon. "Yes, Donghae was a before, but he's perfect now. Also, I can buy everything you want." He said, flipping his bangs.

@S_Tao [<3]

Ilhoon shrugged, shaking his head as he looked at the finger. "Why shouldn't I give up? I'm just going to mess around with people~" he said, giggling a bit. "Love is overrated~ And that's not surprising since he was~" he said, nodding his head. "Eo? What else?"

((I'm not dumb))

@S_Ilhoon Tao gasped, dramatically throwing one of his palms over his mouth, eyes widening. "How can you give up like this? You're still young!" He diva-like shouted, pointing a finger at him. "You don't need to go after good-looking idiots. You can simply form friendships with all kind of people and you can change them for good. To be honest, I didn't like Donghae THAT much from the first time I saw him. Because he was a player and things..." he sighed, sipping his cappuccino. "Uhh...I can buy you more things than milk..."

@S_Tao Ilhoon chuckled, shaking his head. "Ani~ I give up completely!" he said, thinking about Baekhyun and Jongin. "You know, I've loved those two es ever since I've been here and I haven't even gotten one of them. I give up," he said, puffing his cheeks out. "Actually, Jongin's the only dumb one~" he said, grinning a bit. "And what do you mean? You only have to buy me milk!"

@S_Ilhoon Tao groaned, feeling bad for the older. "You'll be in love too~ You just need to keep searching." he giggled, pinching Ilhoon's cheek. "So don't say no to mommy~ Because I won't buy you things~"

@S_Tao Ilhoon chuckled at the other, reaching oer and ruffling his hair. "You're the one that's gonna get married~ And you've been a relationship for longer than I ever will be.." he mumbled, putting his chin on his hands, elbows on the table. "Ne, you're my mom and Donghae is my dad~ Is okay?" he asked, tilting his head to the side and grinning.

@S_Ilhoon Tao whined, kicking his leg. "Why should I tread you like you're a child? I should be babied here! I'm going to be a freaking adult in...few...years...I suppose!" he groaned, crossing his arms. Throwing his friend a look he mumbled. "You know, I sometimes feel like I'm the mother for everyone here...Everyone that /I/ know, of course."

@S_Tao Ilhoon cringed. "Don't ever call me that, ever.." he mumbled, shivering at the thought and shaking his head. "Just go back to treating me like a kid~" he said, giggling softly.

@S_Ilhoon ( NOT YET. IN 2 HOURS. )

Tao laughed, embarrassed. "Sorry for treating you like a little kid...hyung." he laughed, looking at his friend with his tongue out.

@S_Tao [GO TO SLEEP!]

"I know~" he said, grinning at the thought of them getting married. "And because you are treating me like I'm younger!" he said, puffing his cheeks out.

[BAEK AND JONGIN ARE BOTH FROM SM ;; ]

@S_Ilhoon ( Sorry for lateeeee I was trying to do something for my phone~! )

"You're not." He whined, kicking his legs. "So what if Donghae kissed you? He's only mine now~" he laughed, patting Ilhoon's head. "You are? Who cares~"

[WTFFF I THINK IT'S BAEKHYUN NOW BECAUSE YOU REPLIED WHEN HE GOT BACK ONLINE UNLESS JONGIN WAS WAITING TO REPLY UNTIL BAEK GOT BACK ON omg i give up /dies]

[IM HAVING DOUBTS NOW]

[Nevermind it's Jongin. xD ]

[I DONT KNOW BECAUSE JONGIN TALKS IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME BUT HE MIGHT BE MESSING WITH ME BUT I DONT TALK TO BAEK ON OOC AS MUCH ANYMORE SO I DONT KNOW
:((((( AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN EITHER OF YOU USE THE ':3' FACE UNLESS IM BLIND]

[Fank you adminnie whoever did that~ <3333 /does aegyo forever/]

@S_Tao "Yah! You can't adopt me! Donghae kissed me before!" he said, chuckling and shaking his head. "I am a burden~ Jinjja!" he mumbled, letting the other wipe off his crumbs and chuckling. "Aren't I older than you?~"

@S_Ilhoon Tao proudly nodded, waving his ring in front of Ilhoon's face. His grin suddenly disappeared, frowning. "Everyone's blind, then. You're not a burden. You're so adorable that I'd adopt you and I bet everyone would love to be with you. But they're just stupid." he laughed, patting Ilhoon's head before shaking his head like a mother. "Aigooo!"he groaned, taking a napkin and removing all the crumbs. "You're a little kid~!"

@S_Tao "Are you and hyung getting married?!" he said, his eyes widening as he sat down in front of Tao and sipped his milk. "And because no one likes me anymore~ I'm a bit of a burden.." he said with a straight face, taking a bite of his muffin again and getting crumbs on his face.

[I KNOW ONE OF THE ADMINS WILL READ THIS CAN U DELETE ALL THE UNNESSACERY TEXT ABOVE IM TOO LAZY TO SCROLL DOWN 24/7]

@S_Ilhoon Tao nodded, taking his cappuccino and dragging Ilhoon to a more comfortable table, grinning. "I am Chinese~" he laughed. "And it's actually Huang, Hoonie." he continued to laugh, sipping his cappuccino. "Why?"

@S_Tao "Lee Zitao?" he repeated, tilting his head to the side. "Aren't you Chinese? Huang.. Hwang.. Hwung.. Zitao, right?" he said, pursing his lip cutely and sighing. "Lonely~" he said, hearing the last part and taking his milk - sipping it out of his straw and munching on his muffin.