↶ Treehouse

-climbs a tree and falls out-
Ow!

@oh sehun ..... I m no .

I wanna snooze cookie.

/grins/ but, I also wanna scream

/screams yes

@sehun I want to sleep here tonight..and play slender man.
*taps nose with churro; looks at you*
You look like a ..but can you play?

@oh sehun /laughs

WHAHAHAHAHAHH

LET ME SEE. /looks down my pants

@sehun *shoves a churro down your pants*
Welcome to the beach.

@oh sehun OMFG YOU ALWAYS SO CUTE.

*making churros while singing Blurred Lines*

@luhan So does you mo

@oh sehun You loves me

@kris /SCREAMS

I sentence you all to walk the plank.
*flower power*

@sehun i said i'm not a soccer dad, son.
i coach a twerk team.
\o/

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@kris ..... No.
Just.
No,
You soccer dad.

*blinks and eats cotton candy*

@sehun appa. what.
no, i'm no soccer dad i can't even-
/twerks on top of the table
i know you wanna twerk hyung.

-Snaps pictures- ಠuಠ Wait 'til everyone sees these.

@kris EW EW EW EWWWWW

YOURE SO UGLY WHEN YOU DO THAT APPA EEWW!

*hides under a table*

You're a soccer dad.

EW. Gross you just scarred me for life...

@sehun 'SCUSE ME. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS TWERKIN'.
/twerks on you

Oh sehun is mad at me

@kris EWWWWWW YOURE SO GROOOOSSSSS

-Peeks into the tree house and watches the twerking- eue

/watches/ owo

@oh sehun Shut up.
You just farted.
*pushes you away*

/climbs inside and twerks on everything in sight
¬‿¬

*inhales*
Ah yes..fumes I was born with.

-Sets off stink bombs in the room-

/enters/