99 things i hate about myself (do u get the reference)

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the refERENCE IS FROM MILEY CYRUS - 7 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU OK
stolen from this one chick i think um -nutella or something idk
 
 
 
1. Real Name: ill tell you my last name: vu
 
2. Nicknames: nicknames arnt my thing 
 
3. Zodiac Sign: crapicorn
 
4. Male or Female: wat
 
5. Elementary School: wat
 
6. High School: Musical
 
7. College: wat
 
8. Hair color: brown
 
9. Tall or short: ........................................... 147 cm, 4'10 /cries in corner
 
10. IM or email: im ok with both
 
11. Skirts or Jeans: none what is a skirt is it the thing anime school girls wear, only gonna choose jeans because jean kirchstein
 
12. Phone or Camera: camera you need them hd and hq man not no ratchet phone quality
 
13. Health Freak: um no 
 
14. Orange or Apple: im allergic to fruit??
 
15. Do you have a crush on someone: levi
 
16. Eat or Drink: both
 
17. Piercings: yEESS 
 
18. Pepsi or coke: arnt they the same
 
19. Been in an Airplane: do u think i have enough money for airplane tickets no
 
20. Been in a relationship: wat
 
21. Been in a car accident: nah too swag for the accidents
 
22. Been in a fist fight: yes
 
23. First piercing: my ear im going to get 5 on each side because why not
 
24. Current best friends:  what is a friend you speak of 
 
25. First award: i-
 
26. First crush: shHSHSHHH my cousin idk it was rlly awkward 
 
27. First word: wat
 
29. Last person you talked to in person: my sister i think
 
30. Last person you texted: what um my sister
 
31. Last person you watched a movie with: hmmm my famiry
 
33. Last movie you watched: high school musical hHAUAUAURHRUEHAURU <3
 
34. Last song you listened to: aint it fun - paramore
 
35. Last thing you bought: a sword 
 
36. Last person you hugged: what is a hug
 
37. Favorite Food: all foods obvi
 
38. Favorite Drink: capRISUN if you dont know that thats my favourite drink idk then
 
39. Bottom or Top?: IM OBVIOUSLY THE SEME JS
 
40. Flower: hm, none flowers make me dizzy
 
41. Animals: hmm..... this is difficult wiLDCATS
 
42. Color: pearl sapphire blue and black i guess since black is the fashion colour /flips nonexistent hair
 
43. Movies: if you dont know the answer why are you my friend hIGH SCHOOL MUSICCAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
 
44. Favorite subject: does lunch count, no? then none ok maybe math
 
 
 
 
 
HAVE YOU EVER: (Put 'X' in the brackets if yes)
 
 
45. [x] Gotten Baptized.
 
46. [x] Celebrated Halloween. hell yeah you get to cosplay 
 
47. [x] Had your heart broken. when marco died i cry everytime, thats the only time my heart got broken
 
48. [] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
 
49. [x] had someone question your ual orientation. sighs everyday
 
51. [] got pregnant.
 
52. [] had an abortion.
 
53. [x] Did something you regret. 5th grade
 
54. [] Broke a promise.
 
55. [] Hide a Secret. what secret
 
56. [] Pretended to be happy.
 
57. [] Met someone who changed your life. 
 
58. [] Pretended to be sick. 
 
59. [] Left the country. um i cant even leave my state
 
60. [] Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. no.
 
61. [x] Cried over the silliest thing. marcos death isnt silly ok, but maybe crying because i couldnt get pokemon x and y is a little silly but not silly only a little
 
62. [] Ran a mile. i cant even run a lap that
 
63. [] Went to the beach with your best friend. more like i have no friends to go to the beach
 
64. [] Got into an argument with your friends. more like i have no friends to get into an argument with
 
65. [x] Hated someone. more like everyone
 
66. [x] Stayed single for a whole year. more like my whole life
 
 
 
 
 
CURRENTLY:
 
 
67. Eating: idk
 
68. Drinking: my saliva hAHEUEHAU
 
69. Listening To: my sisters tumblr playlist i think yeah
 
70. Sitting/Laying: sitting because dude i just ate ok
 
71. Plans for today: chill
 
72. Waiting for: nothing rlly
 
 
 
 
 
YOUR FUTURE:
 
 
73. Want kids: i hate kids but sure yeah
 
74. Want to get married: no and yes
 
75. Career: psychologist? architect? pokemon master?
 
76. Lips or Eyes: eyes why else would i like eren omfg im just kidding i love you jaegerbombastic
 
77. Shorter or taller (your spouse): .....since i hate whoevers taller than me i will choose taller
 
78. Romantic or spontaneous: spoooonmantic
 
81. Hook-up or relationship: both
 
82. Looks or personality: personality obviously but idk how that will work because im aual?
 
 
 
 
 
 
HAVE YOU EVER:
 
 
83. Lost glasses/contacts: pfffffft no-yes.
 
84. Snuck out of the house: pffft when would i ever go outside
 
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: i wish but sadly im not "legal" yet for a gun
 
87. Broken someone's heart: yeah i break a lot of hearts toooottalllyy. no i wouldnt orz
 
89. Cried when someone died: does marco count
 
 
 
 
 
 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
 
 
90. Yourself:  wat no
 
91. Miracles:  um sure
 
92. Love at first sight: uhm yeess /coUGHSERENCOUGHS
 
93. Heaven: no.
 
94. Santa Clause: no
 
95. on the first date?: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
96. Kiss on the first date: no
 
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: i want to be with my anime boyfriends
 
98. Do you know who your real friends are:  i have no friends so how do i get real friends???
 
99. Do you believe in God: no because there really isnt any actual proof of his existence and i think the bible is bull
 

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ashflower 10 years ago
.... you sounds so...... scary xD
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