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@kyungsoo Fine, but I think he likes you

@kyungsoo I'm not doing anything to harass you though.
I'm just trying to help you..
You know, like someone would help their friend to find out if their crush likes them

@kyungsoo He's not a giant,
Just the perfect size

@kyungsoo Yes, but Luhan prefers an extra large.

@kyungsoo you should ask him if he likes you too then

@kyungsoo No, it's more like you don't fit since I set my standards too high for you to reach cause you're too freaking short

@kyungsoo Sorry, I have standards

@kyungsoo if you tell me, then I will leave you alone

@kyungsoo tell me, please

@kyungsoo Romance me all you like,
I'm not into you

@kyungsoo I honestly don't even know what I was right about though..

@kyungsoo Why do you act all lovey and stuffwith each other and later deny it?
You're in love with Jongin.
Admit it

@kyungsoo a tiny bit right?
about what?

@Luhan You started it!

@yifan Don't blame me!

@kyungsoo Why do you still deny it?

@kyungsoo sorry, this was luhan's idea

@kyungsoo no one is harassing you

@kyungsoo No. I do goods for you.

@kyungsoo we wont leave you and jongin alone until someone asks the other to be their boyfriend
and it wont stop at dating.
it will continue until you get married and have a baby

@jongin Yes you are.
You told me yourself.

@Luhan I is not Jongin.

@kyungsoo Well I don't want your romance.
I'm sorry.
But I heard Jongin is available.

@kyungsoo one date does not mean that you are dating

@jongin Shut up you psycho.
You is Jongin.

@Luhan Kyungsoo*

@Luhan My name is Kai.
I'm a monk and I don't know who Kai and Jongin are in sorry.
/slapped

@kyungsoo Go love Jongin.
Luhan does not want you.

@jongin No you are not.
And if anyone's changing names it should be Kyungsoo
And that will be when you two get married and he changes his last name only

@kyungsoo did you kiss him?