★ nightclub

@Kim Seokjin Yes underreacting /nods proudly/
It's not that hard to believe.
/blinks and shakes my head/
Everything? What if I don't?

@Kim Taehyung This? Underreacting? That's quite hard to believe, don't you think?
/snorts, letting go of you/
Fine- but you have to drink everything they give you-

@Kim Seokjin That's the whole point.
/pokes my tongue out at you/
-owie/rubs my forehead/
I'm underreacting.

@Kim Taehyung How is it fun here, hm?
It's crowded and noisy-
/flicks your forehead/
You're overreacting-

@Kim Seokjin Cause it looks fun here.
/gasps/ YOU CANNIBAL.

@Kim Taehyung Why not.
I'm going to bite you if you don't let me take you home-

@Kim Seokjin /flails and clings to anything I can/
NO! I don't wanna leave!

@Kim Taehyung --/curls my fingers on the collar of your shirt and drags you out/

@Kim Seokjin No! You can't make me.

@Kim Taehyung Go home, Taehyung-

Oh yes, Nightclub.
This is perf!

...how old do you have to be to be
permitted in here? Am I underage ?!