KARAOKE ROOM

*grabs the mic*
*starts singing Hi~ by Lovelyz*

/grab the mic and choose my
group song. what if-exok
/clear my throat before start
singing emotionally,closes
my eyes as i singing

/sings at the top of my lungs;
LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!
L-LO-LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!
LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!
L-LO-LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!
TOUCH ME LIKE YOU DO!
T-TO-TOUCH ME LIKE YOU DO!
WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOOOOR~

SHOW ME THAT PHONE IN YOUR POCKET GIRL.

lovE ME TILL IT HURTSSS

aBOUT A WEEK AGO~

That was so gay but I dont give a damn

*starts dancing around*
Call me your darling darling nareul nogyeojwo
Syuga pap my rollipap sori chil geoya
Call you my darling darling geudaen dalkomhae
Oh hwakkeunhae deo tteugeopge only you
Only you only you my only you!
#dai5y

@HONGBIN its okay. :-(
im happy for you, hongbin ah.
cries tears of joyz thx 2 ur twerkinz.

@♔ KRYSTAL tWERKZ
omf- my parents will not be happy with me
crying tears whilst still twerking

@HONGBIN pls twerk for the audience to see, hongbin

@♔ KRYSTAL FinE, hAVIT UR WAE
wiggles

@HONGBIN thAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT CALL YOU Y.
crY. what is this. omg.

@♔ KRYSTAL sHHhhHHH u have a bf now .-.
moanZ loudEr

@HONGBIN oMG HONGBIN WHY ARE YOU SO Y.

@♔ KRYSTAL moaNs

@HONGBIN gO AHEAD

@♔ KRYSTAL wELL...?

@HONGBIN omg hongbin sadjsdad

we can in hurrr???

@SOYOU MAYBE I WAS SECRETLY SINGING THAT TO A MONKEY AND YOU NEVER KNEW, NOONAR U O U

@HYEJEONG i have jin momma actually bUT HE'S NOT HERE SO I'M STILL MOTHERLESS ;; /SOBS. and i stalked sehyung appa and he called me a bastard u o u plus i think i have a stepmom and a step-sister who is cute as hell bc she's halla- /slapped.

yOU'RE BOOTYFUURRRRR- /forgets the rest of the lyrics; kicked.

@JUNGKOOK wAIT WHY ARE YOU MOTHERLESS-
/eats all the cookies tbh.

@HYEJEONG i'm already kept by my father, sehyung and my nonexistent mother o n o /drags you back to earth to feed you mpre cookies.

@SEHUN you need to check your eyes soon, sehyung appar- /feeds you cookies. u o u

i tHOUGHT IT SAID 'KARATE' ROOM OMF-

/holds up a picture of a seagull. gULL LET ME KNOW. GULL LET ME KNOOOW

@JUNGKOOK ....YOURE SO CUtE CAN I KEEP YOU PLEASE-
/kicked to space.

/starts to breathe heavily into the mic for two seconds before trying to rap liek suga hyung in the comeback trailer; fails miserably and dies.