2-B classroom

*pulls Baekhyun and aside and slaps him* NO DRAMA!

@• BAEKHYUN /eyes you suspiciously and holds out a new bag of chips
trade?
/smiles brightly at you and tilts my head a little, my eyes looking smaller

@• BAEKHYUN How did your convo about not being a drug dealer came to hear? *shot* Oh and I wouldn't mind going with you to the strip club if you were really gonna invite me heh *killed*

@HYUNA i want chips tho- and these aren't really drugs. these are just candies. do you want some? /raises a brow as i hand over a plastic bag.

@• BAEKHYUN /eyes you weirdly and slowly withdraws my empty hand to grab more chips
do you want chips... I think chips are better than drugs..
honestly. /shakes my head in disappointment

@HYUNA wow, i'm sO HURT- /slapped. ;;
aye, hyuna. it's nice to meet you too. the name is baekhyun and do you want some drugs- jk. ;;

@• BAEKHYUN /points to your face
that show
/cringes jokingly and sticks my tongue out
Kim Hyuna, nice to meet you
/holds a hand out for you

@HYUNA i'm wondering what show you're talking about tho- /slapped. ;;

/sits in corner watching with my bag of chips
this.. is a show
better than drama class
/nods as i stuff my mouth

@• BAEKHYUN hEY I'M NOT LYING — i was stating the truth but u don't wanna accept it sooo. : --- p

@MOON GAYOUNG i doN'T BELIEVE YOU- stop lying bc that's bad for you :---)

@• BAEKHYUN oH MY GOD EXC00S YOU-- i'm pure & untainted unlike u tyvm

@MOON GAYOUNG coUGHS. i know you're a too- :---) /slapped. ;;

v oH GOD BLESS THEIR SOULS. ;; we're minors why do u even-- (/shoves you in a room tbh.)

WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS HAHAHA BUT I'M SORRY TO ALL OF THE SOPHOMORES TOO. ; ; WHY DO I WANT TO SEE IT- HOW WOULD I EVEN WATCH YOU IF I DON'T EVEN KNEW WHERE YOU WORK OTL. I'LL BRING LUHAN WITH ME THO. ;;

@• BAEKHYUN OH. OH - I'M SORRY! /BOWS MULTIPLE TIMES TO ALL THEM INNOCENT SOPHOMORES. WANNA SEE IT? /BRICKED. JK. I CAN'T TELL YOU - YOU'D COME EACH EVENING TO WATCH ME AND WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU'D BRING YOUR FRIENDS ALONG?

@HALLA WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS IN A SOPHOMORE'S CLASSROOM HAHAHA BUT NO. I HAVEN'T JK. WHERE'S THE CLUB THAT YOU WORK AT? ;;

@• BAEKHYUN DID YOU SEE MY BODY? SINCE THE PAYMENT IS GOOD AND EVERYONE LIKES MY BODY - I COULDN'T DIE THE OFFER. THE CEO SAW ME ON THE BEACH.

@HALLA GASPS. I KNEW IT. HOW DID YOU EVEN BECOME A STRIPPER-

@• BAEKHYUN /PMSL. WHAT EVEN. I'M A STRIPPER - OKNO.

@HALLA /whISPERS AGGRESSIVELY. I'M AN UNDERGROUND RAPPER. MY NAME IS RAPPER BYUN YAY.

@• BAEKHYUN HOW MANY SECERTS DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE -

@HALLA exCUSE ME, we do not sell drugs - we sell crushed candies but hush, that's a secret. /killed.

@• BAEKHYUN you and luhan should teach me how to be the perfect dealer. u v u; and i mean to deal, sell drugs - i mean candy of course.

@HALLA i doN'T KNWO. SELL DRUGS LIKE ME? jokes. ;; what do you mean by dealing omf

@• BAEKHYUN bUT. HOW ELSE DO I MAKE MONEY. ; ; should i perhaps start dealing too..?

@HALLA doN'T SELL THEM - THEY ARE TOO VALUABLE FOR ANYONE TO OWN. ;;

@• BAEKHYUN yes! you know how worthy they are? e u e

@HALLA aRE YOU GOING TO SELL THEM? /insert dramatic gasp here. ;;

@• BAEKHYUN .. because i'm collecting v-cards. u v u