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@jhope yes let me join i'll be like the 8th hidden member

@chan join bts---

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yall got no chill i'm quitting seventeen bye lmao

@hoshi it's too late to pray for that hoshi

@woozi for Vernon and jeonghans hair

@woozi okay lets all pray

@hoshi lets noT

@chan lets all pray

@hoshi oh my god----

@woozi you can be baby bebop
channie can be missy sissy
and I can be genereal
get it? genereal not general because
i'm the realest you can ever meet

@chan we /are/
have you seen Vernon and
jeonghan's hair lately? tell ME

@hoshi /sadly joins you/
it's true we did fail, now we gotta change our names and everything

@hoshi hoshi hyung please you're acting
like we are homeless--

@jun Ah well you see he was being really bad and I told him to stop and if he did I would buy him something then he was gonna try to take all my money and-
/falls down dramatically giving up/

mission failed guys its time to turn back home.
/turns around and walks along the highway,
holding my thumb out/

@jun /grins/ Thanks Jun hyung! I knew
I could always count on you! /nods
happily/

@woozi Well what did he do then?
/blinks at you with an expectant stare.
it's probably no reason to be mean to Channie

/rolls in with a mini cupcake/ happy birthday junnie!

now you got two options:
you can eat it or you can throw it away

@jun I- But, you don't know what he did though!
/rubs my forehead/

/throws confetti into the air/ wOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JUN HYUNG!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

/lights the candles on the cake that says '17' and grins, shouting/ HAPPY
BIRTHDAY JUN HYUNG!!!

/runs in a birthday cake/

Happy birthday to me... happy birthday to me... happy birthday dear Junhui, happy birthday to me...