「living room」

/stares at the two oldies bickering, walking past them in a lightning speed.

@Baekhyun Push them aside and let bugs come in this dorm?
Do yOU REALLY WANT TO DIE??? I SWEAR BAEK
TODAY'S THE LAST DAY YOU SEE THE LIGHT!
/drags you back towards me by your legs/ Say
your last words, Byun Baekhyun. Or forever hold
your peace.

@Kyungsoo /cringes because you groaned/
No, but you say that as if someone else won't clean them up.
/flicks your nose/
No one said you had to be the only one to clean up the house, just push them aside and i'll clean them up later.
/scoots over to the far side of the couch to get away from you/
Keep your demonic hands away from me.
/holds up the holy water in front of me/
StOOP IF YOU KILL ME YOU'RE DEAD TOO.

@Baekhyun /screeches and points at the crumbs everywhere/ YOU'RE MAKING
A MESS BAEKHYUN!!! DO YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY
TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU GUYS?! /groans and rolls off the couch,
throwing the whole bag at you in the process/ How about I tape you to
the wall instead? /smiles back innocently, aiming my hands at your neck/

@Kyungsoo /uncovers my eyes and makes a face at you/
Persh, wash my hands? You trying to say I don't stay clean?
/crumbles up the chip and throws the crumbs at you like confetti/
No one will hear me being abused by satan his self yeah, I know.
/slowly pulls out some holy water eye drops/
I think you need some of these eye drops Soo, you're eyes looking a little bit on the dry side.
/smiles innocently/

@Baekhyun First of all, you didn't ask. I don't like sharing with people
who take my food out of nowhere. Did you even waaaaash your hands, MISTER????
/throws another chip but at your ear/ Yes, go cry, no one will hear.

@Kyungsoo I know but still you touched me with you're foot.
How did you expect me not to say something?
/quickly covers my eye and and sticks my tongue out at you/
Plus why can't I take some chips? Now you can't share with me?
/jults out my bottom lip covering my eyes eyes letting out a fake cry/

@Baekhyun /catches the remote before pushing you away with
my feet, glaring/ It's not like my feet are smelly you
dweeb! and it's not like you gotta take some of my
chips. you didn't even ask! /aims and throws a chip at your eye/

@Kyungsoo /squints my eyes at you/
You couldn't of just asked instead of touching me with you're foot?
/throws the remote at you and takes some your chips/

@Baekhyun /uses my foot to nudge your legs harshly to get your attention/
Hey, Baek, pass me the remote. /points to it while using my other
hand to eat some potato chips/