//: welcome

*welcomes the cute new people*

@lee byunghun welcome fam!

okay bye bye

it's me jhope

hello people

@kim seokjin Hello there Jin, thank u for welcoming me /bows;

@kim seokjin thank you thank you, jin hyung u w u

@cha hakyeon hey hi hello, hakyeon! welcome to the fambam

@kim seokjin thank you!

@jung hoseok hobi bro! welcome o/

@choi youngjae welcome to the family, youngjae!

@kim seokjin Thanks for the welcome man :D

@kim seokjin let me live, jin

@im jaebum hoebum, welcome!

@kim mingyu mingyu! welcome to the family

@kim seokjin thanks lmao :--)

@kim seokjin blonde haired y, thx <3

@jung jaehyun poodle haired guy, welcome!

@park jinyoung welcome to the family, jinyoung!

@mark tuan *blinks*
So that's why it rains
Oops, that means I drank dead people's tears
*remembers time when expensed mouth in rain*
I just know
It's the Dr. Taehyung philosophy

@mark tuan i know but i'm paying attention to you, aren't i?

@min yoongi It's very true, babe. I'll be in the IC room

@mark tuan /flops on your lap
shush.

Yup, it's a thing.

@jeon jungkook i am not small.
and i am not about to drop my pants to prove you wrong.
you seemed to insinuate it so my dirty mind went there.
/flicks your forehead

@min yoongi hey, you're the one who brought up about
. there's plenty of other things to go into
the mouth, hyung. does this also mean you
confirm being small?

@mark tuan i refuse.
/crosses my arms and looks away

@kim taehyung You better, little love. Or else Appa's gonna rain angel tears on you from heaven.
Hmm? Oh --- what makes you so sure?

@min yoongi Do go on ê u ê

@jeon jungkook i'm not into fetuses either so we're good. <3
but no should go near your mouth anyway.
you're better than that, maknae.