✯ㅤchristian。

:D

goodbye :' D

:DDD

closes the door

:DD

do i know you?

:D

excuse me-

knocks :D

@ⓟ woohee b。 e X CUSE ME BUT I MERELY TOSSED A COUPLE SALADS AROUND OKAY : ' D
IT WAS A COMPLETELY PLATONIC BRUNCH WYD WOOHEE :'D

i m ean
i have an overgrown potato in here too
i think you gotta take out the sprouts from it first tho

@ⓟ christian y。 DID THAT FEEDING INVOLVE HER SITTING ON YOUR FACE
WHILE YOU ATE HER? EAE

:' >
MOARRR mOARRRR IT CRAVES FOR MORE
'turns into pearl the whale from that one episode she had a growth sprout

@ⓟ woohee b。 w E 'R E JUST F RIE ND S
SHE WAS FEEDING ME BECA USE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEED MYSELF PROPERLY :' D

cloaks a blankie over your shoulders
stay warm
bUT OH MY GOD WOOHEE DID YOU REALLY JUST DO THAT :' D
ngl that's dead talent right there
i'm impressed holy -

@ⓟ christian y。 NO SHE'S BEEN IN AND OUT OF YOUR ROOM I SAW I SAW WITH MY SLANTED BEADY EYES
/SMACKED
DAS YOUR WIFE I KNOW IT

a blanket das actually
this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me i'M
shoveS THE HOT POCKET UP MY UTERUS
TAKE IT CHILD

@ⓟ woohee b。 m Y WI FE WHA T-
S HE'S NOT MY WI FE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS I S W E AR
O H YOU'RE PROBABLY BOT H

do you want a blanket?
you can sleep in my bed, i'll sleep on the couch
need anything to eat?
i have like
half a hot pocket in the fridge

@ⓟ christian y。 WHERE IS YOUR WIFE I NEED YOUR WIFE CLARA
im either gaining weight or preggo which is irreggo

sleeps here bc my house is the potty room
iSSa for my baby

@ⓟ woohee b。 hOLY -
whoops i totally slept through you coming in

rubs my eyes all cu telike bcs i'M KAWAII GFDI
what's good?
issa in ma boxer briefs bcs comfort + support ok

CHRIS

Das excessive crack

I wanna release hip so bad eAe but

Christian is Christian

Ohoho

Freaky freakyyy girl

SHIMMY SHIMMY

Brings hip to your place eQe

excuse me, but i am a grown man.
s w e a t s
i have like
a potato in there right now i think -
it's been in there for like a month now
shut up :' D i am a grown man alright
i do what i want lmao

mmhm alright i see you christian
microwave food - i-
snickers
are you a teenager :')
at least fill your fridge with edible food
i swear the last time i popped by you had like half a hot pocket in the fridge
how do you live like this?
i swear you're just made of excuse omg :' )
"i don't have time to cook"
all you do is watch netflix when you're off work don't you lie to me

what- cough s
you're a good friend, clara :')
i-
i know how to cook somethings
lik e
i microwave food sometimes
laughs
it's not like i hav etime to cook anyway
work is exhausting af aight

boi i s w ear-
it's almost like i pay attention to what you like wo a h
laughs
jfc why are you like this?
you're a grown man, learn how to cook

looks at my sink -
hold on, wait a second
washes just the forks lmao
i gotcha
sits down and digs in
holy clara you know me so well what the actual :')
this is so good omg :' D
i haven't had a meal like this since my parents visited -

boi you know my salads don't disappoint
sets my bag on the table
i made sure to add lots of protein for you lmao
no i'm eating with you i didn't come over to watch you eat tf
yeah you better call me sugar mama
how do you even function on your own smh
sit down, let's eat
you have forks, right? i didn't bring any.