Hi, I've got a delivery for Rotch? First name, Mike? Delivery for Mike Rotch! Is there a God named Mike Rotch here?

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(herm.) MOMO [] omg im so sorry for not replying, ive been away from my laptop the past few days so now i finally have it back IM SOBBING

bambam stares blankly at momo. she points at a destination that is so far away, he honestly wanted to die at that point, but he knows he can't since his dad will kill bambam himself. he releases a loud groan along with jeongguk, then looking out of the car window. one in the morning isn't late to bambam. he's been out longer, but he has always hated the night time. it gives a turn to his stomach, though that is because he simply doesn't shine under the moonlight. "alright, jeong bro. i'm knocking out," he murmurs under his breath, then resting against the car seat while slowly closing his eyes shut.

before he knows it, the hotel is already here and he is shaken by the loud banging. he winces at the rattling noise and shakes his head in refusal to being awoken. he blinks several times, attempting to sort out the view and glancing around for their living space. he somewhat hears what jeongguk says and quickly nods in agreement, "no problem at all, bro. i got you." he replies with a weak, tired laugh, and turns his head to momo. "i'm sure miss momo wouldn't mind either, but of course, that is fine."

@(herm.) MOMO @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK [] no stress :D also i just picked the GSL at random lmao

Jeongguk stared at the map as Momo marked their end goal, mentally groaning because oh my god, it was so far away. At least it wasn't New Jersey. "I love a road trip as much as the next millenial but Utah? Gods, I can feel myself already wanting to chew Tobacco and run around preaching the word of Jesus to white people. That's a joke, by the way" He called out, leaning his head out the window and facing the sky. Gods didn't know how to take a joke, why would he want to get smited? smote? now. Sitting back into the truck, he flipped the radio onto some chill music because he would before going on a road trip without some tunes; even if he would have to stick to the smooth, silky beats of Frank Sinatra(an Olympian in his own right) "Alright, kidlets, strap in and get some shut eye, cause i have no clue how far the next road motel is."

Turns out the motel was like only 2 hours down the road and thank gods because Jeongguk was dying. Literally. Ok, maybe not literally but damn he wanted to take a nap. He pulled into the motel, shutting off the ignition and heading to pay for a room. "Rise and shine, lazybones, I got us a room" He shouted, banging on the roof of the truckw ith a grin as he startled his quest buddies. "Bams, I need my bro hug to sleep, Momo, you're welcome to join"

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK All is settled, Momo took the map and mark their destination. "Now, all we have to do is to drive until we get to a cheap hotel for stop over." Then she yawns, "I haven't rest a bit so... yeah, we need to sleep. It's past 1 am already." Momo told them. "So don't sleep, merman until you find us a hotel." she added and laid back.

() I'm literally on my work right now so I had to cut it short hehe

@(herm.) MOMO [] AGAIN I FORGOT TO TAG MOMO DLCMFOFKF

@(p.) JEONGGUK bambam gasps when momo is knocked out of the vehicle, gripping onto the item tightly. he simply watches as she climbs back inside and throws the flare at the minotaur. the creature immediately stops its chase and focused its attention on the distraction, of which bambam cheers happily while momo takes back the box. she then pulls out the map, and bambam is completely lost because he hates maps as much as any other regular kid.

the vehicle comes to a complete stop, and bambam accidentally hits his head. he rubs his pain away and squints at jeongguk who grabs the map from momo. its been a long while since he last visited olympus, and he definitely doesn’t remember the path being this way. “i’m good with lake. we have our big boy jeongguk here,” he nods in agreement and emits a small laugh.

[ ] omg sorry for taking so long I COMPLETELY FORGOT SLMDKFF

@(herm.) MOMO @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK Jeongguk released a breath he hadn't realised he was holding as he watched the beast fall for their distraction but his skin still crawled because he had a feeling it wasn't over, if it wasn't the giant bull-dude figuring out they'd pulled the wool over his eyes; mental high-five for that joke. "Man, I was kinda looking forward to doing some sweet doughnuts around that hairball" He complained, huffing as he rolled to a slow stop, hitting his head against the steering wheel(beep, whoops) because oh my god, he'd heard the story about his brother so many times but seeing the thing up close and personal? four hundred and twenty times(heh) scarier than what he had thought "

He wrinkled his nose at the map that Momo had pulled out, staring at it without really seeing anything because honestly, he was not really all that great with land maps. It was mostly gibberish to him. "Why is Hades making you go such a weird route? We can literally just go the Empire State Building, the elevator there goes right up to Olympus.. Oh, wait, no, it's out of order, I remember trying to visit this super hot flower nymph last week and- wait, no, that's not the point. Point is, looks like we're finding another way up. God I hope it's not in New Jersey. I will sue if it's in New Jersey." Jeongguk said as he stole the map from Momo, flipping it so it was upside down "You need a new printer, Momes, it's upside down I can't read it. Though my vote would be the lake, me and my siblings still aren't really allowed to travel by air and I'd rather not die, thanks, I like being alive."

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK "Red flag? I meant that we need a distraction for this whiny bull!" Momo corrected Bam before getting her backpack and gets something but the Minotaur gets closed and smacked its horns on the back of the truck, making Momo flew off the window, she shrieked for a moment before she caught the ledge of the back of the truck. Then jumps back to it, facing the Minotaur, "Hey, you lost something and here it is-- Woah !" another thud from the monster then she hold on the handle before lighting on a red flare then throws it on him, making the monster change its direction from them to the red flare.

The child of Hermes makes a huge smile of victory as they get away from the Minotaur, she giggles and looked at them. "We did it!" She told them before getting the box from Bam again as Jeongguk drives out of the forest then stops in the side of the road. Then Momo gets the map and marks the location where will be the fastest passage way to Manhattan, "Okay, we're here at this location and we need to get either the airport or we go this lake so we could meet the three women." she told them. "You choose, I go for the majority."

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(herm.) MOMO [] sorry if i reply super late, i have diff timezone from u guys HAHAAH

bambam recognizes the vehicle immediately, the old rusty noises that is croaks out makes him feel welcomed. he has seen it often because of jeongguk, so it is no surprise to see how squished all three of them are in the front. they hopped on and jeongguk drives slower than usual, mostly because it is literally night time and they shouldn’t be making a sound. he turns his attention to momo, “yeah, we were—“ and a shriek cuts him up, followed by a loud rumble and roar from somewhere. he is almost shaken until he realizes their favorite little monster has come to play with them, and he is always in the mood for a play date.

“gods, no.” he mumbles, glancing up to find the minotaur on their tails. jeongguk immediately books it, letting the truck rumble and crumble as they push through the roads. they really have to deal with this during the night time, which is very unfortunate for bambam since his abilities will be not so great. momo hands him the box, which he almost clumsily drops from his fingers. “hey! why are you giving me this?” he shouts while watching momo aimlessly shooting at the creature. “aren’t you a hermes kid? go get the flag!” he shouts again, then getting squished against jeongguk while he continues to step on the pedal.

@(herm.) MOMO @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK "Right on the nail, little lady" Jeongguk replied to Momo as they trundled out of the campsite and onto the main road, driving slower than necessary so they wouldn't disturb anybody who might still be awake(they'd gotten this far already, he was not gonna get caught if he could help it). It was a little bit squishy with the three of them in the front seat but it would have to do, so much better than walking through the forest at midnight. Once they to the main road, he shifted the truck into 8th gear and floored it, the rusty engine roaring spectacularly as they sped down the highway. "Missed you, baby, did you miss me too?" He mumbled to the truck quietly, patting his hands on steering wheel.

A shout makes him jump, stopping from reaching out to turn on the radio and as he looked to his window, he cursed at the appearance of the hulking minotaur. "Gods, I hate this guy" Ever since his older brother Percy had killed the damn thing in front of the camp, it'd taken a liking to loitering for Demigods who left the camp. Demigods like them. "Hold on!" He yelled over the minotaurs roars, jerking the truck sharply to avoid getting hit by the beast. He shifted through the gears quickly, the truck picking up speed with little difficulty until they were going driving nearly 80 miles per hour. Too bad the Minotaur seemed to run at 79. "Y'all better have a good idea at killing that thing otherwise I'm gonna have to go Mad Max on its and it's not a fun time. For you or the big cow" Jeongguk said, his eyes flicking in the rear view mirror to keep an eye on the hulking dark mass.

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK "Hmm, I have one somehow but we should take a truck before we get to the location where we can take a faster route to Manhattan." Momo told the boys before they moved to where the truck is. The child of Poseidon turns on the engine then the other two gets in before he drove them to the forest, "So... why the two of you still out in the time like this?" she asked the two boys while looking at them as she take the box from Bam. "Playing hide-and-seek is most likely the reason." she guessed before humming as they are driving through the forest.

"Oh ..." Momo muttered as she could see a large Minotaur, "Jeongguk, Bam... we got a problem over there!" she pointed the Minotaur who is running towards them. The half-Bull creature recently got mad because of Momo's slingshot attack at it the last time, the monster won't forget her face then. Jeongguk sees the monster and makes a sharp left, causing the child of Hermes and Apollo squeezed each other's body. "Get off!" Momo pushed Bam away from her before looking over the window, seeing the angry monster was after them. "The angry bull needs a Matador (the one who has a red cloth to make the bull run to it) to follow the red flag!" she told them before handing the box to Bam again and gets her slingshot and throws stones to the bull, aiming for its eyes.

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(herm.) MOMO bambam nods at her instructions, but the back of his head is yelling at him to open the box whenever he gets the chance to. though, he isn’t the type to mess around with quest items. he’s learned his lesson before and he definitely got whooped by his cabin mates for it. he is about to say something, but the female immediately dashes away and comes back with a proud smirk. he shifts his vision towards jeongguk’s pockets, and they are definitely there.

bambam is given the box and he gently holds it with both hands, observing the tool for a brief moment before fixating on momo. “i’m sure jeongguk knows a way to it,” he nudges jeongguk with his own elbow and chuckles. “unless, you have a good idea? which i’m sure you would, you’re hermes’ kid.” he tilts in curiosity, unsure of what momo has in mind. jeongguk has always been the one to take them to places, especially since he is in charge of the strawberry patch. bambam simply sits back and enjoys the ride, of course fighting off whatever decides to interrupt their peace.

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK She sighed and pries his hands away as soon as she was dragged back by Jeongguk. "Fine, I need the two of you to go with me but you have to promise me one thing." She points her index finger on the box, "You must not open the box, that's what Hades told me." Momo told the two about the mysterious box. When Jeongguk told the two about stealing the truck keys, the thief smirk before Jeongguk could say another word she used her hyperspeed to steal the truck keys from the Big House and puts the keys on Jeongguk's pocket.

Momo just chuckled a bit before shaking her head, "Silly you, you don't have to steal a key when it is already in your pocket." She told Jeongguk before pointing to his pocket. Then she tilts her head to Bam and gave him the box first, "Okay, you hold this while I get check the way to Olympus." She told him before opening her bag then gets a map telling their way to Manhattan. "Oof, it's far away. I think we need to ride a truck through the monster-infested forest then we take a bus to the airport..." then looks at the two boys, "...or we should ride a better transportation than a bus or airplane to get there using our drachmaes. What's say you two?" She asked Jeongguk and Bam.

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(herm.) MOMO bambam only grows more curious after hearing her explain the mission. she’s heading to zeus through a monster-infested forest, with no protection whatsoever, /and/ by herself? isn’t there also another easier way to get to the place? he snickers at how panicked she looks, then shoots back a look to jeongguk. he instantly nods in agreement, and folds his arms. jeongguk didn’t even need bambam’s permission—of course he’ll say yes to this.

he watches jeongguk slowly drag the female back, then throwing an arm around her shoulders to secure the point. he slowly paces towards them, arms still folded but with a suspicious grin on his face. “don’t worry, momo! you can trust us! a hermes kid isn’t going to live through anything without the help of us,” he boldly states and points a thumb to his chest. after hearing jeongguk’s request, he obviously nods as approval. “of course, bro. that’s if momo will happily allow us to join on her quest, it’ll be done in a jiffy.”

[] sorry i fell asleep LMAOA

@(herm.) MOMO @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK Jeongguk exchanged a look with Bambam, wanting to see if they were on the same wave-length. Dumb question, of course they were, he could see it in his face. But before he could say anything, Momo was already shooting off between them after unloading possibly the strangest quest he’d heard in a while. It wasn’t the delivery part, that was normal, it was more the fact that Momo believed that Hades would get his demon dogs to eat her if she failed. How cute, she was so innocent.

Good thing she had good ol’ JK and BB there to give her a hand.

“Hang on there, little lady” He drawled with a(surprisingly decent) texan accent, grabbing Momo by the arm and dragging her back towards them. He slung his arm over her shoulders, bringing her into a half hug “Me thinks that miss Momo needs a couple companions to keep her company, what do you think, my other half?” Jeongguk asked, knowing full well that Bam was going to agree with him. They would never pass up a chance to break the rules. There was just one thing though that was bugging him “Were you really planning on walking all the way to Manhattan? Through a monster infested forest? At night time? Baby girl, there’s always a better way, you just gotta ask. And lucky for you, JK and BB are here to help.” A sly smirk stretched across his face, mentally evilly rubbing his hands together as he looked at the Hermes girl and Apollo boy, both very naturally light on their feet.

“Think the two of you can steal the truck keys from the Big House?”

@(p.) JEONGGUK @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK As soon as the patrolling demigods were a hundred meters away from the rock, Momo took a deep breath as it relieved her. Then she looked at the box to make sure she's not squeezing it too hard or else Hades might fed her to his jackals. She bit her lip and tilts her head to the voice before squeals and stumbles on the ground, it was Jeongguk, she glared at him a bit before standing up. "J-Jeongguk! You don't do that--" as she was asked by the child of Poseidon, she moved the box away from him. Then she saw another person, is this... Kunpimook? Everyone called him Bam Bam in this camp but she knew he's always with Jeongguk one way or another. "I-It's none of your business! I have to go--" Then Bambam asked her too if she's with anyone else, "I'm going alone. It's very important and I had to deliver it to sir Zeus at once--" then she covers as her tongue slipped.

Well, Momo had to admit it. If something happened to her, she's really going to underworld and fed to hellhounds for good. She let out a frustrating sigh, "Okay, fine. I'm delivering this box to Zeus, I have to go to Mount Olympus within four days or else Hades will have me as a dinner to his hellhounds." She told them. "I better go, I have to make haste because I only have four days to live." Then she starts walking out.

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@(p.) JEONGGUK @(herm.) MOMO [] FORGOT TO TAG MOMO LMAOAOA WE’RE A MESS

@(p.) JEONGGUK when bambam heard jeongguk’s request of wanting to play midnight hide and seek, he obviously couldn’t say no to that. he quickly hops on with the ride, chasing the male back and forth from hidden spots while the monsters howl in the distance (probably out of pure annoyance). he ties his black hair in a man bun, searching around for a special spot to hide in. he locates a tall tree and stands behind it in hopes of jeongguk not finding him.

he snickers quietly to himself, absolutely enjoying the game, but bambam’s location is very noticeable since it isn’t a good spot to begin with. he scratches his jaw while he waits, but he suddenly hears his friend’s shout. his head peeps from behind the trunk, blinking several times to adjust to the darkness while trying to find where his friend is at.

in the distance, he sees jeongguk with a female (he assumes it is a female since there’s a vision of long hair, and his senses are weak under no sunlight). he dashes towards the pair and spots the suspicious box. jeongguk teases the girl with his expression, which causes bambam to laugh at how silly he looks. “a quest? a quest at this time?!” he almost shouts and gasps loudly to entertain with jeongguk. it’s been long since he last saw someone with an important quests, since few are only given out at extreme measures.

he observes the girl, immediately recognizing who the female is. it’s momo, the child of uh... hermes? he assumes that’s who she belongs to. his memory is very spotty at times. he gives a very bright smile, “yeah, where are you taking it? are you going with anyone? missy?”

@(herm.) MOMO @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK []I FORGOT A PARAGRPAH LOL SORRY REPOSTING

Maybe it was childish(even a little dangerous) to play grown up hide n seek in a monster infested forest at night but, like, it was fun. It was kind of like a weekly ritual for him and Bambam to participate in some sort of dumb activity to keep things exciting, this week was hide n seek and honestly, Jeongguk could not be more ecstatic to be climbing on top of a giant boulder like a werewolf(Gods, he wished they were real) and trying to find his friend who was somewhere in the trees.

Only instead of finding a tall Thai male with the looks that could put Narcissus to shame(Jeongguk liked to think he was the Adonis out of the two of them), he was staring down at a short young lady who was clearly up to no good.

He watched her move around past his rock, the small square box immediately catching his eye. It was like Zeus himself had struck him with a lightning bolt when he figured out what was going on. She, who he had recognised as Momo, was on a quest! The shady appearance, the sneaking around, the way she was hiding against the rock like someone was going to steal her package? Clearly quest behaviour!

“Oh, what do we have here?” Jeongguk teased, jumping down from his perch on the rock and landing right in front of Momo, probably startling the poor girl to death with his sudden appearance but something sneaky was afoot and he wanted in. “Bam!” He yelled out into the dark forest(monsters be damned), facing away from Momo with his hands cupped on either side of his mouth “I’m calling shenanigans! We got a quest over here!” He turned back to face the girl with a grin, there was no way in hell he was going to let her slip away. Quests were so rarely given out as it was so when one was right in front of him? Ripe for him and Bambam to tag along with? hells yeah he was going to take that chance. He probably(coughs, definitely) wouldn’t let her walk away with following.

“Soo~” He said slowly, leaning in and tapping the box with his index finger, a cheeky glint in his eye. “What’s in the box~? Where are you taking it and to who?”

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@(p.) JEONGGUK @(ap.) KUNPIMOOK It is said that the Messenger God, Hermes was the only god who could get through in and out of the Underworld as he is the essential God of Messages and Deliveries but one particular day. Hermes was out and busy delivering messages and packages to the people around the world, Iris the goddess of rainbows helped him with his major tasks. Meanwhile, one daughter of Hermes named Momo was going to the market to bargain some paper money for a highly prized gem.

She put her hood on and her face mask before she gave a bag of paper money to the masculine caucasian for the gem, "Here it is, three hundred thousand bucks for that gem." she told the man. But the man was not satisfied by her offer and just smirked at her, "Is this all you got, 300,000 dollars?" he belittle her. She hums, "That's what I got from breaking the bank." Momo answered before sighing then she starts talking to the man while making an eye contact with him and slowly pulling out the highly prized gem then exchanged it into a fake one. But when the man refused her offer, Momo sighed. "Oh well, I guess I have to go." She pretentiously pouted before turning away and walked to the empty alley.

She gets the real gem from her pocket and looked at it, "Hmm, not bad. This might worth a lot of money." She mutters while happily walks in an empty alley. The ground starts shaking in front of her, causing her to stumble on the ground. She groans and gasped as she saw undead dragging her down to the Underworld, Momo screamed until she fell on a boat, "Ow..." she rubs her hips and looked at the blank face Charon. "Greetings, Daughter of Hermes" He greeted as he starts rowing along the Styx. "Okay, am I dead?" Momo asked before Charon turns to her while rowing the boat, "You are not, Daughter of Hermes. I was sent to you to the God of the Underworld's home for a perseonal business." He explained.

After minutes of rowing the both, two undead soldiers guide the hustler to Hades' chamber where he sat along with his wife, Persephone. "Well, well, well! Look who is here!" Hades greeted the young demigod, "The daughter of Hermes and a rookie deliveryman that is capable for this job!" The god of the Underworld gave Momo an evil grin. But she doesn't know all about this, "I actually have no idea why I am here for." Momo answered the god who is giddily wants to give her a box, a mysterious box that one should be open to anyone. "It is because of your father being busy doing other's delivery-- even though some of his deliveries are nonsense!" His voice echoed in rage in his last word, making the demigod made goosebumps on it. "The thing is... I want you to deliver this box to Mount Olympus and send my brother regards for me." He gave her the box which is slightly heavy. "A box? From Underworld to Olympus?" She muttered.

Hades frowned at her reaction, "Is there any complaints, Momo?"he asked which made her freeze her spine a little. "N-nothing, sir!" She quickly answered. "Good then--" He sat on his throne, "-- you should know that you must not open the box until it reached to my brother, Zeus. He expects the delivery will be within four days." Those words made Momo gaped in shock, "F-four days? I can't do that in fou--" she was cut off again.

"Are you complaining?" He glares at her. Then Momo shakes her head before responding, "N-no sir! Your delivery will be received in no time!"

"You better be, Daughter of Hermes. Or else you will be feed to my hell hounds!"

Momo gulped and nods, "I-I will, sir." She answered. Then Hades teleported her back to the surface. The daughter of Hermes must make haste, she used her super speed to go to the Camp at once and starts packing her things as well as the box she was supposed to deliver to Zeus. That night, some demigods were patrolling around the camp and Momo sneaks out of her cabin with ease and tiptoed to while looking around before hiding behind the huge rock while clenching the box to her chest.