⎔ ⁞  texting

@ʙ ⁞ juho b 。 [ text to: egg ]
- prove me wrong and then we'll talk
- until then i'll remain correct
- you couldn't impose on me even if you tried
- just take the olive branch while i'm still holding it
[ t y p i n g . . . ]
- please?

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- I'LL CRY IF I WANT
- IF YOU RAISED ME THEN I RAISED YOU
- oh
- i heard stuff around school
- i thought you were seeing someone
- wELL IF IT WAS A SECRET LOVER, IT'S OBVIOUS I WOULDN'T KNOW
- ryujin ;; please don't hurt mingyu
- ilovehim

@○ ⁞ joongi l 。 [ text to: Flower Boy hyung ]
- I hope you know I don't mean it that way.
- History may prove that, but that doesn't mean it will always be the case.
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- I appreciate you extending the offer.
- But I wouldn't want to impose on my hyung, either.
- So I'll try not to need anything.

@○ ⁞ sehun o 。 [ text to: sehun hyung ]
- you know i don't mean it like that!
- its been a decade
- it would be silly for me to expect you to remember
- this sounds very good and all but...
- how can the female lead be taller than the male lead?
- i knew it!

@○ ⁞ seokwoo k 。 [ text to: rowoon ]
- i'm offended that you would even think i forgot about it
- of course i remembered
- yes, you are the female lead rowoon
- very pretty
- i'm the handsome guy
- hah yes, that's what i want, of course

@○ ⁞ sehun o 。 [ text to: sehun hyung ]
- you remembered?
- hyung that's so sweet of you
- i can't believe you remembered my birthday AND the promise
- am i in some kind of kdrama now?
- is this how the female leads feel?
- alright!
- but if you wanted to see some skin you could have just asked
- ㅋㅋㅋ

@○ ⁞ seokwoo k 。 [ text to: rowoon ]
- happy birthday, seokwoo-ah!
- hey, remember when we were kids and i promised that i would take you to that waterpark?
- well, since i never got a chance then, i'll be taking you there today!
- hah, perhaps we're too old now, i don't know
- but hyung made a promise
- pack your best bikini, we're going

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: not my best friend :puke: ]
- I RAISED U!!!
- NO CRYING
- what
- ??????????//
- who said that what the heck
- i Do Not have a secret lover, do u not know me!!
- NO I WILL HURT HIM IF I NEED TO

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to : my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- YOU DIDNT RAISE ME
- AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT
- but
- don't you have a secret lover???
- or is the gossip wrong : o
- DONT TOUCH HIIMMM LEAVE HIMALONE

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: not my best friend :puke: ]
- DON'T CRY
- I DIDN'T RAISE A PUTHY
- :puke:
- ok i can say i won't ever understand then because i dOn't love anyone
- love is for losers >:O
- I AM GOING TO HURT HIM

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- nO
- don't steal from him
- :cry:
- LISTEN
- YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU LOVE
- DONT HURT HIM

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: not my best friend :puke: ]
- oh c'mon, i'll help bail you out
- with minho's money
- YET????
- YET ,,
- i am about to go ham on that grabber
- you guys are so gross u animal

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- but what if i get caught
- i'll get sent to jail
- and you won't visit me
- FJKSFJSDLF RYUJIN TAKE IT DOWN
- :BLUSH:
- WE
- WE DIDNT YET

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: not my best friend :puke: ]
- correction,
- thieves who get caught!!!
- [ my best friend in the whole wide world set an announcement: did you guys make sweet silent gay love afterwards ]
- ANSWER IT HWANG HYUNJIN
- DID YOU TWO SICKOS????

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- nO
- THIEVES GO TO JAIL
- FJSLKADFSDLFJDASKFS
- RYUJIN
- DELETE THAT MESSAGE RIGHT NOW

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: not my best friend :puke: ]
- hyunjin don't be a puthy, just do it!!
- minho would forgive u i think
- you confessed ur feelinGS wow
- was this at that sleepover you were signing ab
- did you guys make sweet silent gay love afterwards

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- i aM NOT
- stealing is bad : <
- m maybe
- i'm not really sure
- but we confessed our feelings
- :blush: :blush: :BLUSH:

@ʙ ⁞ juho b 。 [ text to: egg ]
- i'll give you one guess to figure out who else might blame me
- tsk
- but i am always right
- not to sound conceited, but history proves i'm almost always correct
- well...
- [ t y p i n g . . . ]
- [ t y p i n g . . . ]
- if you need something then i suppose you can come to me
- alright?

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: o x o ]
- whY NOT YOU PUTHY
- i would steal it but i'm lazy
- o
- are you guys like
- Official, official?
- :puke:

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world
- i wILL NOT STEAL MINHO'S MONEY
- or my
- my
- my
- my boyfriend's
- /blush emoji/

@○ ⁞ joongi l 。 [ text to: Flower Boy hyung ]
- Who else do you expect to blame you?
- I just told you I'm not, and no one else would.
[ . . . ]
- No, I don't think you did.
- It's not that deep.
- So don't read so much into it.
- And maybe don't assume you're always right, either.

@ʙ ⁞ juho b 。 [ text to: egg ]
- still, may as well take the blame before someone else puts it on me
- this way i at least save face
- and perhaps
- oh?
- is there some angsty coming of age story i missed by you then?
- sad?
- never
- just forever bitterly correct

@○ ⁞ joongi l 。 [ text to: Flower Boy hyung ]
- I didn't mean to point a finger. It's not like that.
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- It's not as if everyone in my class are that young.
- Or like your work is completely inaccessible...
[ . . . ]
- Kind of figured that one out a few years back anyway.
- Just don't sound so sad, hyung.

@ʙ ⁞ juho b 。 [ text to: egg ]
- if there's one thing you know you cant count on from me, its my brutal honesty
- oh
- so its somewhat my fault then
- i would have thought my age was of some help
- less known by younger people, especially ones in your class?
- my sincerest apologies for hindering your ability to befriend people, juho
- you're better off without them anyway
- trust me

@○ ⁞ hyunjin h 。 [ text to: o x o ]
- i want shuuuumai
- and dumplings
- minho has money, i saw his wallet on his dresser earlier
- or ask ur bf pspspsps

@○ ⁞ joongi l 。 [ text to: Flower Boy hyung ]
- We'll see then.
- I would say be honest when I pour my heart out to you in a letter, but I already know you will be.
- Not my intention at all, hyung.
[ . . . ]
- My classmates are just fine.
- I just can't say I have that much in common with any of them.
- Besides. I'm a famous model's brother.
- I always have to question people's motives.

@ᴅ ⁞ ryujin s 。 [ text to: my best friend in the whole wide world ]
- what do you want
- i only have five dollars on me
- : D

@ʙ ⁞ juho b 。 [ text to: egg ]
- try me
- things change
- see how you feel tomorrow
- you make me sound like a haughty bore of a man
- i'm sure i'd be somewhat impressed
- ha ha
- very funny
- you'll have to make some friends
- otherwise father will have a fit
- do you not like your classmates?

@○ ⁞ joongi l 。 [ text to: Flower Boy hyung ]
- I'm sure you would just be unimpressed with my letter writing.
- And that's hardly enjoyable.
[ . . . ]
- I mean I'm learning the ins and outs of some predators.
- Sure you wouldn't be that impressed though.
- I can't say I'm that social. More of a lone wolf, if you catch my drift.

@ʙ ⁞ juho b 。 [ text to: egg ]
- no not entirely but you get my point
- try writing me a letter sometime
- see how much you might enjoy it
- oh?
- what's the most impressive thing you can shift into now?
- you'll be... (insert emotion) to know i haven't summoned anything worthy of passing out over as of late
- animals are still my favourite, naturally
- have you made many more friends or do you still keep to yourself?