spicy chat

Jimin, I hate to break it to ya, but...it's time to get some new bros.

wow

e n e my bros are holding out on me-

Neither did I until a few years ago where I got recorded for a magazine's quirky slang game. Apparently there's a sliver of society that uses it, and I just so happen to be a part of that 1%. Not that me and my mates are giving each other said " brojobs ". I'm mostly taking the piss when I say that, although are they really your bros if they don't ually help you out once in awhile?

lmao

maybe they never told me about it because I'm gay-

I have I never heard this before!

" A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work! "

why am I so confused

wait so like.. what

" Brojob: A non-homoual gesture performed on a person of the same that is a friend as a favor. "

brojobs- what

Cuddles and brojobs.

LMAO

cuddling with the bros u w u

https://i.imgur.com/jtAYbZW.jpeg

Now being touchy is a different story. The mates in my band could confirm this as they receive most of my physically charged antics. haha.

got pipe up the arse- awedcvghjkl lmao

ah, I'm normally a bit touchy but once I care for you I never let go-

(Ignore me, i'm just being dramatic)

Cake or not, Pikachu still got pipe up the arse! Where was his consent?!

On another note, i'm normally not a clingy person. The day I start showing that what I presume is a former undiscovered side of myself, that other party should see themselves special.

ah lol it was just a cake-

But that doesn't make the image any less sinful!

Mate, they were penetrating him...filling him up...

It was a pikachu cake.

and it's okay, I get clingy too lol

o . o what are they doing to pikachu?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY BOY PIKACHU???

Suddenly I regret revisiting pinterest's NSFW memes.

Mind you, I only think this way because I /am/ possessive. < 3

And mind you, too, that I only use that word because i'm not wanting to fully admit that I can become clingy with my attachments.

ooh yes
I like the way you think
I want that instead