〈 Luhan's Room. 〉

@princess lulu. ♛ o u o
hai lulu hyung <3

/glares at Sehun.

/breaks door; runs in; sits on bed
e u e
/runs back out

@Kai fine, i admit i /look/ like a kid
i'm not a kid, though.
therefore, tao is not a pedo panda bear. u - u

@Luhan nope, nope, nope.
you may give off a youthful aura, but you still look like a kid.
although, you don't really sound like a kid.
only when you're talking in third person. .-.

@Kai /chuckles
pfft.
i dont sound like a kid
and i dont look like a kid
i look very manly, thank you very much
i just have a very youthful aura
/nods

@Luhan shut up.
/glares at you.
okay, stop it now.
you sound like the little kid you are.
see how this proves how much of a pedo panda bear tao is?
you act & look like a kid.
you can't possibly tell me that he isn't a pedo.
you're everything that defines 'kid'.
/mehrongs.

@Kai wow
that was so smooth it hurt.
/shakes my head.
luhan is victorious!
kai had fallen victim to third person talking

@Luhan pfft.
that pedo panda bear won't hurt me.
i'm invincible!
mwahaha~
/throws my hands up, accidentally hitting my hand.
ow..
/rubs my hand. ; laughs.
but kai likes teasing luhan.
kai thinks it's fun.
. . .
damn you, princess.
you got me talking in third person!

@Kai i will get tao to wushu yo .
/mehrongs back
luhan likes talking third person
kai shouldn't judge luhan
its not nice
it hurts luhan's feelings
/pouts

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@Luhan ooh~
i'm so scared~
/mehrongs.
why are you using yourself in third person?
tch, dork.
/pokes your forehead.

( what, the pedo panda bear? lmfao. )

@Kai it is now.
you should treat me with more respect young man u - u
luhan is not amused.
.-.

( that's punny cx i died after i read that )

@Luhan you're a princess.
it's not part of your nature.
/chuckles.
yes, you do.
and no.
more like fourteen or fifteen.
ima spread around that tao's a pedo bear.
. . .
or a pedo panda bear.
/laughs at the stupid 'joke'. ; slapped.

@Kai i'll start to scold you.
i don't look that young!
/purses my lips
maybe around…
eighteen..?

@Luhan i should be.
but no one is doing it, so..
it doesn't matter.
/laughs.
he obviously does.
he's in a relationship with you.
if anything, he's kind of the y one.
because like i mentioned earlier, you look like a twelve year old.

@Kai /glares at you
you're so mean to your hyung
you should be scolded u - u
maybe tao like older men.

@Luhan you are.
/pauses.
well, older than tao.
/shrugs.
at least you don't look older than him.
because that would be weird. e - e
seeing as how you look like a twelve year old.
/laughs.

you make me sound like some old man
creeping on young men e . e
/scrunches my face

@Luhan oh snap~
i think i started something here~
/laughs, then nudges you.
so you like that fresh, young meat, hm?
/grins.

e u e
he'll find out someday~

@Luhan /laughs.
then you must be suffering, huh?
tao doesn't know he has a princess.

/pouts and rubs my forehead
pfft~ no we haven't u - u
he treasures me too much to make me do that
/grins

@Luhan tch, like you haven't done something like that with tao.
/shakes my head in amusement.
like i said, you are one little princess.
/grins & flicks your forehead.

@Kai thank you for that info…
/makes a face
i'm sure you had fun

@Luhan you crazy deer.
he used it on me.
/chuckles.
tied me up to a chair.
..to give me a strip tease..
/nods.

*don't hurt

@Kai /flails
no i'm not ; A ;
don't just baekhyun with that rope~

/reads, 'please knock'.
pfft, you swear.
/barges in.
ayo, luhan!
i know you be with tao, so i'm taking one of your ropes.
/looks in all of your drawers until i find a rope.
thanks, princess!
/laughs & takes the rope before leaving.

@Luhan YESH.
TAO'S PRINCESS.
/runs around the room.

( lmfaooo. asdfghjkl; PINK EVERYWHERE. MY EYES~ /spongebob moment. )