Apt 1: Sec. Baekhyun

@Intern Chanyeol Take that back! I'm plenty tall!
/whines in a childish manner and swats your hand away from pinching my cheeks/
This is what I mean by you being mean, see?
/reaches out to grab for you but misses and ends up stumbling a bit/
You're still a liar...and a horrible actor. Yes, I went there!
/wiggles snootily yet playfully/
We'll see about that~
/runs after you and jumps onto your back/

@➋ Baekhyun Whatever floats your boat, Baek.
/rolls my eyes playfully and chuckles/
Oh, whatever. You're still short~
/sticks tongue out back and pinches your cheek/
I am not lying. And if I was, I would be able to act it off very well, thank you very much.
/grins mischievously and ruffles your hair from behind/
/runs to the other side of the table and sticks my tongue out while wiggling my finger with my thumbs in my ears/
Na na na boo boo, you can't catch meeee~!

@Intern Chanyeol I'm not that short!
/gasps with a mock look of offense/
Apparently, I'm a lot taller than you think.
/sticks tongue out briefly then pouts/
It was definitely very convincing. You're a horrible liar.
/turns my back to you in faux annoyance/
A lying, giant meanie- Yah!
/widens eyes and yells after you, chasing you into the living room/

@➋ Baekhyun Pffft, you can't even reach my head-
/stops talking immediately and blinks confusedly as you ruffle my hair/
Huh... Did not see that coming...
/grins cheekily/
that wasn't very convincing sarcasm~
/chuckles and sticks my tongue out/
I am not always mean and you know it.
/mehrongs/
It's still you~!
/laughs and runs into the living room/

@Intern Chanyeol Do you like it when I mess with yours?
/scrunches nose then goes on my tiptoes to reach your hair, ruffling it as you did mine/
Yah, can't you tell I was being sarcastic?
/rolls eyes and scoffs playfully/
You know you're always mean.
/sticks tongue out and lets go of your nose/
Now who's the whiny one, hm?

@➋ Baekhyun But it's so fuuuunnn~
/pouts and crosses my arms, stomping my foot/
I know I am. Thanks for coming to your senses.
/playfully winks/
/gasps dramatically/
Me? Mean? I'm never mean~
/whines and tries to pull my nose away/
I need that to breathe!
/grumbles to myself and purposely ignores the question/

@Intern Chanyeol Stop messing up my hair!
/whines more and pouts, trying to shield my head from your attack/
Sure, of course you're a genius...
/rolls eyes and huffs/
Yah...don't be so mean.
/yelps when you grab hold of my nose/
/pinches your nose back and wiggles it a bit/
It isn't a lie! Of course I tell the truth! How dare you imply that I'm a liar.

@➋ Baekhyun /laughs and uses both hands to mess you hair up/
Wow, this is beautiful.
I am obviously a genius.
/nods then rolls my eyes/
Of course he does; He's so whipped~
/scoffs and pinches your nose lightly/
That right there is a lie, mister.

@Intern Chanyeol Yeol!
/whines as my hair is messed up/
But I'm aaaaaalways cute. Doc says so.
/nods and grins cheekily/
/feigns a hurt expression when you swat my hand and pouts/
I have nothing to admit but the truth.

@➋ Baekhyun /grins cheekily and ruffles your hair/
You so are~ You're so cute when you act like this.
Don't worry.
/swats at you hand, laughing and grinning like an idiot/
You just don't want to admit it.

@Intern Chanyeol /rolls eyes and mumbles a 'whatever'/
I'm not acting like one. And don't call me 'little Baekkie'...
/scrunches nose and reaches up to pinch your own cheeks/
Oh, please. I learned nothing from you~
/mehrongs/

@➋ Baekhyun Maybe...But right now is not one of those moments.
/chuckles and ruffles your hair/
Because you're acting like one, little Baekkie~
/grins and inches your cheeks/
/quirks an eyebrow/
Oh really?
I think you learned from me~

@Intern Chanyeol I can be convincing.
/pouts and childishly stomps my foot on the ground/
/makes a soft whining sound and nods/
But, now it seems like you're treating me like a child.
/gasps/
Nu-uh! I learned from myself. Hmph.

@➋ Baekhyun /shakes my head and chuckles/
You are so not convincing, Byunnie.
/pats your head again/
It'll pay off well~
/lifts and eyebrow/
Yea, only because you've observed me~
I've taught you everything you know~
/nods firmly and grins cheekily/

@Intern Chanyeol /smiles sheepishly and nods/
Y-yeah...hurts...
/scratches my cheek nervously/
/nods in agreement and sighs/
I can be patient.
/pouts slightly and lets my head be petted/
/gasps and puts on an offended look/
Me? Lessons? I can act too!
crosses arms and pouts/

@➋ Baekhyun /lifts an eyebrow/
It hurts hmm?
I guess I really should stop then...
/nods/
Good.
Just be patient little one.
/pats your head/
Yeah yeah, of course it does.
/chuckles/
I know I am.
You on the other hand...
I'll give you acting lesson~/shot

@Intern Chanyeol I can't...
But still, that....hurts.
/lies, trying to pretend that it isn't ticklish/
/blinks and tilts head slightly/
Really? So he'll tell me himself?
/hums in thought and taps my chin/
So I guess I won't ask...
/sticks tongue out at you/
Doesn't matter~ It still counts.
/grins cheekily/
/nods mockingly and chuckles/
Yes, of course you are.
/playfully rolls my eyes/

@➋ Baekhyun /chuckles/
You can't hide forevveerrrrrr~
/pout/
But...you'll find out soon.
It's supposed to be a surprise.
/rolls eyes/
Of course he thinks you're cute.
He's your boyfriend.
/grins/
Well of course I am.
I'm perfect.
/winks/

@Intern Chanyeol /yelps and jumps away/
Y-yah! Don't do that..
/holds my sides protectively, shielding them from you/
But you won't tell me and the only other person I can ask is doc.
/plays with my fingers, giving you puppy eyes/
But I don't want him to kill my best friend...
/mumbles and lets out a soft sigh/
/snuggles into the hug/
Of course I'm cute, even Chanyeollie said so~
/chuckles lightly/
You're not mean or a drama queen.
I just think you're really good at acting.
/smiles a bit and pats your cheek affectionately/

@➋ Baekhyun I am not!
/pokes your side/
aniiii
/shakes head/
I said nothinggg.
/eyes widen/
Don't you dare!
I wasn't supposed to say anything, He'll kill meee.
Aigooo!!!
You're so cute.
I can't be mad at you~
/hugs back/
And no, you're not mean.
Just sometimes sassy.
But not mean~~~

@Intern Chanyeol You are too!
/scoffs at your hair flip/
/shakes you by the arm/
You said something!
/tries to look at your face when you turn away/
Come on, just tell me...or I'll just ask him then.
/pouts and shakes my head/
I'm not mean..
/gasps and hugs you/
I'm sorry, Yeol, you know I didn't mean it..
Come on, don't be mad at me?
/looks up at you with a sad expression/

@➋ Baekhyun Oh, I am so not overdramatic~
/flips hair/
Uhhh...
Maybe?
/scratches the back of my neck nervously/
I didn't say anythiinnggg
/doesn't look at you/
/pouts/
You're mean to me, too~
/crosses arms and shakes head/
You did abuse me.
You abused my fragile heart.
/ gasps loudly/
Me?
Drama Queen?

@Intern Chanyeol Oh, please.
Don't be so overdramatic.
/rolls eyes playfully and laughs/
He talks about me when you two are together?
/blinks and blushes at your words, eyes widening/
What was that last part?
/frowns and shakes my head/
You are~ You always pick on me.
/nods and stifles a laugh at your reaction/
I didn't abuse you, Chanyeol.
You know I'm just kidding!
/shakes you by your shoulders/
Gosh, you're such a drama queen~

@➋ Baekhyun /lays hand over my heart/
Ouch.
That hurts best friend.
/scoffs/
Of course he does. He's so sprung.
You should hear him when we get coffee.
/mocking voice/
Baek is so perfect.
He's so cute.
I love hi-
/covers mouth/
You didn't hear that!
/pouts I'm not meaann to youu.
I'm just very playful.
/grins and nods/
/feigns hurt/
You think I'm a peasant...
Wow. I've never felt so abused.

@Intern Chanyeol Not to me~
My Yeollie is the only perfect one in my eyes.
So-- /sticks tongue out at you/
Whatever. Doc likes my hands so I don't care what you say.
/huffs and crosses arms/
But I don't love you because you're mean to me.
/teases/
/grins smugly and laughs at your sobbing/
Because I'm an amazing person and think that you're a great peasant-
I mean friend too. /laughs lightly/

@➋ Baekhyun Not just to my Baekkie.
To everyone~
/grins cheekily/
Yes they arrreeee~
But it's okay. I'll still love you.
/smiles/
You're such a great friend.
Hiw did I ever find and keep such a person?
/fake sobs/

@Intern Chanyeol /covers my cheeks to hide my blush/
I can't help it though.
I don't care if I got bit by the love bug.
Maybe to your Baekkie~
/chuckles lightly and taps your pout/
They aren't painful or pointy!
/puffs cheeks out/
/shakes my head/
I can still make time for my friends.
I don't want to just ditch you just because I'm dating someone now...
/pouts slightly/

@➋ Baekhyun /chuckles and shakes my head/
Love bug got you good, huh?
I'm more perfect though so.
/shrugs andd grins, quickly changing into a pout/
Hey, I am not weak!
You just have pointy, painful fingers.
/nods/
/grins/
Well thank you for that.
I'll try not to take you away from your precious doctor too much though.

@Intern Chanyeol /shakes my head/
No, he's plenty good enough!
He's perfect~
/sighs dreamily and smiles/
/snaps out of it and looks at you/
You're just weak, that's why it hurts.
/sticks my tongue out at you/
/chuckles and nods/
Yeah, alright. But you're the best best friend I could ever ask for~
I /would/ choose doc over you just because my love for him is different from my love for you.
/grins brightly and puts the drying towel down/
But that doesn't mean I won't come back to you if you need my help or anything!

@➋ Baekhyun /smiles softly and ruffles your hair/
Of course you're good enough. It's him who should be afraid if he's good enough for you.
/laughs and rubs my chest/
Your fingers hurt.
I'll always choose my boyfriend.
/smiles/
But, you're the best, best friend.
And I thank you for comforting me.
Plus, I'm sure you would choose doc over me~