→ senpai room

/drinks soju

/rolls around

@taehyung *Nods firmly* got it.
*Huffs a bit*
Eh..why not..
*Peeks through my fingers*
Whyyyyyy?

@taehyung I'll bring flowers-
*Pouts* Not my damn hair.
Yeah, yeah, ya little rat.
*Hides my face*
Oh would you shut up--
I highly doubt that,
And..and when did this involve Xiu?

@taehyung Nooooo- don't die!
*Pats* good.
Of course I do-- your cute and amusing.
*Sighs and shifts*
You were right the first time..
I just- I don't get my hopes up.
There's another but- yeah.

/rolls around in here

@taehyung *Pouts*
...Fine, you can have Lay.
I do. Because, I do watch some shows, I've seen how you act-
*Shakes head*
I don't..I don't get my hopes up for things like that. Especially with people like him.

@taehyung Noooooooo.
You can't have my Sehun- he keeps me sane.
You can't even take care of yourself- how the hell
you going to take care of everyone?
*Sighs*
Yah-

@taehyung uhh- fine.
No. He's mine to take care of- nope, nu uh. Keep to your own group- /killed.
*Looks down, shifting*
I didn't say that.

@taehyung But..
I'm not winning this, am I..?
*Wrinkles nose* Good.
Poor my - he deserves it.
*Blushes darkly at the mention, and clears my throat*
S-stop trying to guess, your b-being stupid..

@taehyung So..?
My god. Not everyone has a cute pout.
*Grins* Your adorable.
Uh..Kai-
No. I know another ship id like-

@taehyung I'm not- dude no-
*Laughs, patting your head*
Their sensitive---
*Chuckles* I've hit him before.
E-eh?

@taehyung Go ahead.
*Whines softly when you do*
I-I'm not, yah.
*Squeals, and tugs away*
N-Not my shoulders!
Hey- you were being a brat-
I've never hurt a fly- well, maybe Sehun, but.

@taehyung Never.
*Pouts slightly*
I can, really- it's my fault after all.
*Blinks a few times, and nuzzles you*
I'm not a cruel person, you know.

@taehyung Nope.
*Chuckles lightly*
I caused it, so yeah.
*Raises an eyebrow, looking at you curiously*
I do smile-
I'm still the same little deer, don't worry.

@taehyung But I'm not-
*Wiggles it slightly*
Fine, I will.
*Smiles softly, and squeezes you lightly*
Nah. Your warm. I like it~

@taehyung Not cocky.
*Lightly brushes your lower lip*
Too late- you should ice it.
+Grins and hugs you from behind*'
Go ahead, I'm comfy.

@taehyung Aw, I'm honored that you'd like to.
*Chuckles lightly*
What? You can't handle a little pain? After all that big talk, eh?
*Hums, and goes after you, tugging your wrist*
After annoying the hell out of me, nope, your stuck with me- you started this.

@taehyung Everyone does.
*Scoffs, and bites down a bit harder*
Wow. Thank you. No, I'm very human..trust me.
*Eyebrow twitches*
No. No. No. No.

@taehyung You really get on my nerves-
*Leans close and bites your lower lip, tugging at it with my teeth*
Tch. Shove it.
I am human, I do have feelings.
*Chuckles*
Having fun?

@taehyung I'll probably be long gone before then, dear.
*Groans*
No. Maybe I like someone. Maybe I don't want your grossness ruining it.
*Squints*
Your the one afraid of the diseases.

@taehyung God, I hope they just completely destroy your entire life.
*Rolls eyes*
I've never been a 'good boy' so, how about no.
Do it,
*Moves my other hand to hover above your waist*
And lose it.

@taehyung *Easily tugs you back*
Karma is a .
One day you'll meet someone whose
Three times worse then you, and they are going to make your life hell.

@taehyung Oh?
*Watched you, eyebrow twitching*
I will destroy you!
*Runs after you, grabbing your collar to yank you back*
YAH. Learn to be more respectful.

@taehyung Yeah, and so will you- but not by natural causes.
I know.
*Narrows my eyes*
Do it- go ahead.
Kiss me, and you'll lose a very important organ.
*Looks at you blankly, gesturing down*

@taehyung It eventually weakens, and becomes useless.
Yeah, and chloroform? *chuckles*
*Smiles innocently, and taps my finger against the stick*
What?Are you going to hurt me?

@taehyung Ouch.
Wow, thanks, so it can wear off, and shatter again.
*Smirks, and steps closer*
Do you honestly believe that, Taehyung?
Really?

@jimin /justnoticedyoutbh.
There's only one person whose
fingers I'd on-- /slapped.

@taehyung WOW. I feel so loved right now-
I just- did you hear my heart break? I did.
*Raises brow*
Do you believe I'm joking?
Sleep with one eye open, child.

@taehyung *Laughs*
Uhm- are you trying to kill me with embarrassment?
*Squints*
I will find, and torture you--
*Waves*