〈 ship room 〉

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jimin x jungkook

i wasn't stalking. e v e /obvious lie

@baekhyun i dont know../smiles sheepishly.
which was rather strange

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@chanyeol why would it? : /
we just ended up showered in condoms by luhan hyung - lmao.

@baekhyun i didnt really want to have it end badly..

@luhan /snorts and gives you a look/
Is that so?
That sounds like you have superhero powers, Lu!
/runs away and comes back, laughing/
Here.... you... go...
/puts a small crown on your head/
My, aren't you a pretty princess?

@xiumin Yeah, of course I did.
I'm the ship fairy- I hear all ships.
Yeah..I did.
*Tilts head*
Mhm mm..alrighty.
*Blinks a few times*
O-okay

@luhan /blushes and smiles/
You did hear me, hm?
Sneaky, Lu. Why do I feel like you just wanted me to say it again?
/hum and taps my lips with my fingers/
Oh, hm, small containers? Maybe they sell something like that?
I'll run to a store immediately and look for it!
/claps my hands and points a finger at you/
HA! I've been waiting for this! Be right back, stay where you are!

@xiumin *Smiles innocently*
I ship it too, by the way.
*Coos*
Eh..true..we could
put it in little containers--
*Laughs softly*
Whhhhhhy?
Eh?
Hm..I'll wear wings if I get a small crown-

@luhan /yelps and rubs my head/
So much for not hitting me...
Wow, ouch!
/chokes on my own breath/
Sprinkle lube...? Wouldn't that...
Be kind of messy? When I sprinkle lube on people?
/snickers and pats your cheek/
Oh, yes, yes you should! That would be adorable!
And kind of funny, don't you think?

@xiumin *Knocks your head*
I'm not deaf, Xiu.
*Chuckles*
You can be my sidekick-
You- can sprinkle lube.
*Killed*
*Whines at the pinch*
Nooooooo

@luhan Nothing~ Nothing at all!
/grins and makes a peace sign/
Ohh oh can I help you?
Safety first and so on?
/pinches your cheek/
You should totally wear little wings!

@xiumin Yah, I told you I
don't hit you--
*Squints*
What was that?
Yessss- instead of fairy dust,
I sprinkle around condoms-

@luhan /snorts and squirms away from the poke/
Pffft, no! You'll just hit me if I tell you
/coughs/ you and me /coughs/
Ship fairy, oh my god!

@xiumin Oh realllllllly?
*Pokes your ribs*
You should tell me-
I am the ship fairy after all--

/tip toes into the room and whispers/
I ship Bacon and Yeol too!
And some other people that will not be named here
/whistles innocently and skips away/

@baekhyun *Sprinkles condoms over BaekYeol like fairy dust and tinker bell*
Yes?

@chanyeol why didn't you tell me - or where you waiting? /laughs.

@luhan i know i ; -- ; i was never a good flirt -
but i'll try my best.
omg hyung - /flails. no thanks.

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@luhan we won't need them, don't worry /smirks.

@baekhyun You at it-
but, I'll be a good little deer,and shuffle away--
*Grins*
I have condoms if you need them-
*Winks and vanishes*

@luhan hyung - /whines/ go away im trying to get flirty. /slapped.

@baekhyun /leans down a little for you. oohhh, /nods.

@chanyeol bc i dont feel awkward. /laughs and reaches up to pat yours. it was just lu's confession that shocked me. u v u

@baekhyun *Butts in and shoves you two together*
My God- Your killin' us.
Just go make babies already. GEEZ.
/killed.

@baekhyun welllll, you arent doing much to fix this one, /chuckles, stepping to pat your head.

@chanyeol I am good at un-awkwarding the situations though. at least i think so-

@baekhyun i just have absolutely nothing to say that wouldnt make this excruciatingly awkward.