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RANDOM- AU PLOT THINGIES IF YOU WANNA LOOK AT THEM. FEEL FREE TO USE THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE, TOO.
001. I need my books desperately but my locker is jammed and I'm just a short, weak person but you look strong and tall and you're the only other one in the hall and holy your smile is really attractive what the is air.
002. you called me in the middle of night asking if id have your back if you did something really bad so immediately im getting a shovel ready assuming you've killed someone, but no you've just stolen all the feeder fish from the pet store as an act of love
003. We have matching backpacks and I think I grabbed yours on accident??We have matching backpacks and I think I grabbed yours on accident??
004. i lost my swimming trunks while performing the world’s greatest ever cannonball dive and now i can’t find them at the bottom of the lake and i’m stuck in the water PLEASE HELP ME.
005. I don’t know how to tell you the reason you have all these viruses on your laptop is because of all the gay you look at
006. You just told off the class bully and woah I’m totally hot for you right now
007. You got a little too into flag football and tackled me and now you have to carry me to the nurses office ‘cause you broke my leg you
008. i lost my phone in the city so i called it from my friends phone and you picked up, lets meet at a local cafe so i can get it back
009. instead of drawing the model in our art class ive been drawing you instead because i think you're really cute and oh my god all my papers just fell out of my folder and you saw them and oh my god theres hearts on some of them please kill me now
010. we’re at the beach and you have lost your swimming trunks due to a particularly annoying wave and i swim out to get it for you but you’re not gonna get it back until you agree to go on a date with me
011. there was a mistake made by the employees of the cinema and they sold a seat twice and every other seat is occupied now we’re arguing because we both want to see this movie and wtf are you seriously pulling me down on your lap so we can watch it together.
012. i’m at the library trying to study and you flop down on the chair next to me even though there are tons of other unoccupied seats wth man
013. you’re super short and i’m sorry but it’s really really cute whenever you try to reach that book on the top shelf here lemme help you- oh no don’t be embarrassed, your face is all red and you’re even more adorable now i am going to die
014. my friends dared me to buy 20 condoms but i didn’t realize that the cute cashier would be working tonight so i avoided eye contact as i piled them onto the counter and please stop laughing so hard, oh my god it’s for a dare okay i’ve never had in my life and once you stopped laughing, i swear i fell in love with that sparkle in your eye as you grinned wildly at me and asked me out for a drink
015. My roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
016. We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously ing in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
017. My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
018. I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly
019. This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry!
020. i’ve had a really awful day so i started kicking a car out of frustration and it turned out to be your car i’m so sorry
021. I ordered pizza but the pizzeria got my order wrong so now I’m screaming at my really cute pizza delivery boy because I’m angry and very hungry
022. a hopeless romantic and a beast are set up on a blind date
023. I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine and you have really nice handwriting and cute doodles and omg why is my name written on every other page with hearts around it?
024. I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are and oh it's the rut season and you're talking about this guy who is really hot and...oh god who are you, you're describing me and i found out who you were because i texted you in class and your phone went off holy you're my crush..
025. i could have sworn you were my friend at the mall cuz you’re exactly the same height, but it turns out you’re not so i’m really sorry for smacking your
026. i’m transferred at a new class and oh wow you’re cute maybe i should flirt with you wAIT you’re my new teacher, hello