〈 ░ welcome room

I would like to point out that I am the meme
J-hope, the meme of your dream

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@❝ lee jieun Well not exactly what I was going for but alright then...

@jung hoseok ❞ all i can imagine is giraffes with boxing gloves tbh. how does that even work –

orz. i have so many people to welcome.

aYEEEE PEOPLA RE USEING MA ICE BRKAAERRRESSSS AYYeeEEEE

Okay I saw giraffes in one of those icebreaker things and I have to say that when giraffes fight each they really put their head into it....

@kim seokjin Well, I don't – who knows what she'll do to him. /nods with a small frown, slightly trembling; blinks and pouts, crossing my arms like a stubborn child/ Its not like I can help it hyung! He's the only one who's actually willing to take me out, apart from you of course. /nods again and sulks a bit, laying my head on the cold table before brightening up slightly at the sound of the sizzling/ Okay then, its a deal. I will treat you to something super duper nice! /grins and decides to remain quiet, just watching you as you proceed to do the meal we were supposed to eat/

@kim seokjin /rubs my nape and tries my best not to sound a little sheepish, coughing a bit to relieve the embarrassment from showing up/
thanks for pointing that out, oh-so-pretty-angel – i guess there isn't but who knows, there are some rude people who think that a priest can't think cute things are just irresistible. what do they say about santa then, hmm?
i wouldn't be surprised to be honest in your case. his cuteness emits naturally so yeah, you have a point there.
/hums a bit while thinking of something else to say, but finds none and decides to just ask the usual/
so... wanna go out with me for a while?

/criessss/

WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT HUH????????????

@❝ park jimin hey hey, big boy :3 thank you!

@❝ kim taehyung HEELLLO BBY <369 to you too
want me to find out? /coughs/

HIII CHAELINN < 369
im sure i have bigger balls than you - c oughs

EVERYBODY GO AND WELCOME CHAELIIIIIIIIIN!

lol at the hedhehog sentence XD, yhm anyway, hi everyone
hope we can get along and dont hesitate, ask to rp with me :33

@kim seokjin /shakes my head disapprovingly and shows a meek smile/
nah, its alright. like you said, he's just a kid, after all.
/blinks a few times as i raised my own brow before scratching my cheek rather sheepishly/
well... this may should absurd for a person like me to say, but- its because he's too darn cute.
and personally... i have a weakness for cute things.

@kim seokjin yes, yes you – my eyes don't lie, sunshine.
and he's a brat because he always tries to make me buy him ice cream–
but i guess its better than jieun.
though, i'm pretty sure my pay check for the week had been used on that kid.

@kim seokjin I think she's using her seducing skills on him... thats how. /playfully scrunches my nose in distaste before laughing in amusement only to purse my lips to a thin line/ Umm.... I-I don't know whats he's talking about, hyung. I don't think i'm a brat...? /tilts head to my own question before slouching with big pout/ I'm not being bad– just... bored, hyung. Honest. /nods while resting my chin against the cool table; chuckles and taps my fingers against the table/ You're too nice to me, mama. Jiminie wants to treat you as well– so its fair!

I do! I do!!

Pick me! Pick me!!

Who wants ice cream?

@kim seokjin /rests my chin on top of my palms, sniffing around the air because of the nice aroma and puffs my cheeks up a bit/ Take your time, hyung~ My stomach isn't growling that loudly yet – Oh hyung, you're such a nice person. I wish I was more like you. /nods with a small pout before giggling softly/ Apparently Jieun noona is trying to get him to the dark side – but I don't think that'll ever happen though. /gasps then clasps my hands together happily/ Hot cocoa? Yay! You're seriously the best, mama. /gives you a thumbs up with a wide grin, making sure to show all of my teeth while my eyes turned into thin slits/

oh... looks like another angel has fallen from the sky.
nice to meet you too.
sorry about jimin– he's... he's a lil' brat.

jimin... what are you trying to do?

@kim seokjin Okay then, I won't. Jiminnie will continue to be cute just for mama. /smiles happily and decides to take a seat on the seat counter, swinging my legs back and forth while watching you/ I was surprised too, but I guess sometimes our sins need to be cleansed... do you think Namjoon hyung has sins? /laughs and nods happily with a thumbs up/ You sure can! I just have to go back to the farm, to milk some more out of the cows.

@kim seokjin /laughs and nuzzles my cheek against your chest with a contented sigh/ Jiminnie is only really cute when it comes to you, mama. /nods then puckers my lips out when I felt the pats, moving my arms away/ Yay! /jumps around before humming softly/ Mama? Have you met Namjoon hyung yet? He's the local priest here – but he said my fresh milk is really nice, especially the ones from the cow .

@kim seokjin /grins cheekily at your words, feeling utterly proud for some reason then blinks/ Ohhhhhh~ /giggles softly and stretches my arms out before pushing myself towards you, wrapping my arms around your waist/ Ping! Mama has sunshine energy now!

@kim seokjin /chuckles and hums for a while/ jiminie wants to eat........... fried rice with some very crunchy fried chicken! /spreads arms out with a wide grin/

mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ can you make jiminie some food? he's hungry... /nods with a big pout.

MAMA IS HERE!!!