➵ middle ground

ah yes, your mother but not your father, although i'm sure that hermes will think you're dashingly handsome too
in fact, i'm sure everyone can see your outer beauty
its inner counterpart, however, is quite questionable as of now

@♕ baekhyun b. false
my mother thinks I'm beautiful
and a handful of other people as well.
maybe if you opened your eyes a little and ate some sugar to subdue that nasty bitterness, you'll see my beauty, inner and outer.

@chanyeol p. [ sh ] maybe just a little spicy, although it's not like you'd be able to see for yourself
and oh boy, i think you found your problem because it's pretty much only you saying so

@♕ baekhyun b. woo you're a spicy one, aren't you?
I beg to differ
my face is rather gorgeous, if I do sayso myself

@chanyeol p. [ sh ] beef stew and definitely not you

@♕ baekhyun b. hey good lookin
What's cookin'

why

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t akes a picture of eunwoody with his new friend
my baby is growing up :"" )

I did it. I made a friend. This is a special moment. Can I take a picture so people don't think I'm lying when I say I made a real friend?
No jk but this is a v beautiful friendship indeed

Hi suddenly you are one of my favorite peeps here :') Thus a beautiful friendship has been formed

I am most honored to come even close to the brilliance of a son of Athena
w ipes imaginary tear

Yes yes exactly, finally someone with sense and my type of logic. With this knowledge, you will go far in life, oh destined son of Ares

You are... a genius! I can give him a basket of fried chicken thighs! He has to like those. Everyone does! He will not be able to resist and then he will have to forgive me

Do you think that he'll forgive you if you sacrifice chicken thighs as an offering and apology gift

I see. I have failed my father then with my mere unpreparedness for such a situation. Ares, forgive me and these forsaken thighs!

HAHA first rule of survival, expect the unexpected

Wait my thighs are not ready for that kind of commitment-

time to drop it low

ok so its only us

Aloha~

whispers hullo

Oh hey I can post in here too--

where are the peeps !

Me too fam

it's dead and that makes me sad

m i lkshake

MY BROTHER THERE YOU ARE

ok but would it be too much to ask for a milkshake for bonus

uh, hey.