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Im hubgry can i buy here
Or this is private hahahhaha
Kidding

I ship

@Yoseob Yang You have a point, but I think the fear factor dissipates once you’ve encountered slenderman, at least for me it did.
//chuckles at your reactions before eating my last bit of fries/
He’s adorable. You’re not too far from blanket boy, but I think Woon is closer. I’m sure you’re just as soft.
Oh god no, don’t say that. I’ll get squeamish-

@y YONG But it's too far down my imgur e - e

@Sooyoung Park Yeah but it makes the game nit that scary for people easily scared. Still, yes it's gonna be boring.
/shakes my head at the question, my nose slightly scrunched
Not really. I hate sweet sauces.
Yes but I prefer to call him blanket boy. Yes again because I'm pretty sure I'm far from blanket boy. Blanket boy is too soft.
Hah, imagine eating full cartilage, Joy. That'd be weird.

@Yoseob Yang But the sound is what makes the game a thriller-
Without the sound the game is boring.
You don’t like the sauce? It’s just sugar and flavoring tbh
//shrugs my shoulder and takes the sauce, dipping in a nugget/
Yes Linus! Did I say Luis? Woops. Or maybe you’re Charlie and Woon is Linus-
If you compare regular chicken to this, you’ll see the difference. But let’s not ruin our appetites.

@Sooyoung Park Try to mute it and it wouldn't be that scary
Aand I'm down to two nuggets. You can have the sauce I don't like the sauce-
/slides the sauce to you, raising a brow as you speak
Linus, eh? The kid with the blanket?
I think it's stil regular chicken though. I think.

@Yoseob Yang Hmmm I need to download that app then. I’m curious af.
The slender man game used to scare me. I played it a couple of times. It was so creepy and eerie.
/stuffs my mouth with fries, reaching over to grab your Charlie Brown toy/ Woon reminds me of Charlie, and you’re Luis Van Pelt.
It’s not a pleasant thought, but hey, I could be wrong.

Do i send octo-

@Sooyoung Park It's an app, I think
I heard it from friends and apparently the game is like the slenderman one.
/squints at the sauce before eating another nugget, nodding slowly at the suggestion
I'll keep that in mind heh.
"Remains" wow that term just creeped me out for a second there.

Wtf jun -

@Yoseob Yang I’ve never heard of Slenderina-
It rhymes with ballerinas.
//dips a nugget in the tangy bbq sauce before taking a bite:
The movies are cute I recommend them if you’re ever bored.
I don’t think they’re pork either. They could just be remains. Or cartilage. I can’t say for sure but the texture unlike chicken.

@Sooyoung Park You know, slendrina and the such.
/slowly shakes the small toy in my hand, stuffing my mouth with a nugget
Hmm... I haven't read the comics that much. Oh well. Haven't even watched the movie-
Wait wait- if they're not chicken, what are they, then? Pork?

@● | Yoseob Yang I’m not much of a gamer, mostly because I’m not very good at games. Except for board games. Really, like which ones?
/chews on a fry as I watch you unveil your toy, humming in response/
Snoopy is the highlight of the comic, but Charlie is adorable. They’re all adorable.
/clicks my tongue
I have my doubts about whether these nuggets are actually chicken.

@☾ | Sooyoung Park I successfully finished until the third one. After that, I haven't been updated with other games. Hah. Slenderman. There are a lot of slenderman based creatures now-
/opens my happy meal, squinting a little at the plastic toy as I pull it out, taking the box of nuggets after
Uhh Charlie brown? You know, at first, I really thought the name of the comic strip was snoopy...
/trails off, eating a nugget
Well they're still chicken, right?

@● | Yoseob Yang I never actually played five nights at Freddy’s, but I’ve seen youtubers play. It’s creepy. I used to be afraid of slender man but now I find him hilarious.
//takes a seat across from you before quickly opening the happy meal. Pulls out the toy in excitement and coos/
It’s a snoopy a keychain, how cute. What did you get?
//slips the box of nuggets from the bag and eats one/
Damn I haven’t had nuggets in a while. I forgot how good they were.

@☾ | Sooyoung Park I remember five nights at Freddy's. Hollow animatronics. Those are cool though.
Oh wow thanks-
/passes through the door with a grin, putting the tray down on the table before taking a seat.
Not really. I like my mom, don't worry. Well there are the nuggets!

@● | Yoseob Yang I have no idea. I never liked them as a kid either.
//nods and guides you out towards the terrace, keeping the door open for you to pass/
I know, but it makes me feel like I made it awkward for you?
Sorry I tend to overthink. But anyways, let’s dig into these nuggets I’m starving.

@☾ | Sooyoung Park How do kids even like those - they're too creepy.
Especially the eyes.
/looks at the seats by the terrace, looking at you after
So do we take the seats by there or? I just said you made me feel like I'm with my mom but nah.
Don't think about it too much

@● | Yoseob Yang They creepy me out too, I don’t find they comical or entertaining at all. They’re just beings of nightmares-
//hums while looking around, spotting a seat outside in the terrace. Furrow my brows at your comment/
That wasn’t the intention, and I certainly couldn’t be your mom anyway. How to avoid sounding like a mom-

@☾ | Sooyoung Park Clowns creep me out, to be honest. It creeps me out. I don't like clowns or mascots- but the fries and the nuggets are too good.
...And you just made me feel like I'm with my mom.
/grabs the tray of food and walks towards the tables, letting out a small laugh

@● | Yoseob Yang Yes I remeber -
You can’t trust fast good joints, especially if their mascot is a clown...But their nuggets and fries are good, oh well.
//flashes a playful, cheeky smile./
That’s the point, and yes your dessert will be counted. So start thinking about what you’d like.

@☾ | Sooyoung Park Remember burger king foot lettuce? Now that's suspicious. I really hate the voice of that guy- it's so nasal but I don't know-
/scrunches my nose at the thought, moving to the side to wait for the orders
I'm fine with that. I mean it's still kinda half-half if the desserts are on you... wait wait, but is my dessert counted-

@● | Yoseob Yang You mean suspicious sources like McDonald’s?
//squints as you slice the money across the counter, perking a brow afterward/
Because it’s always good to look at the other options, and it’s also just a habit.
Fine fine but I’ll pay for the dessert, whether you want it or not.

@☾ | Sooyoung Park Mmkay, but I would probably not get food from suspicious sources-
/Looks at the menu as you did, sliding a few bills on the counter to pay for the orders
Okay first, if we already know what we're gonna get, why did we have to look at the menu, and second, since you ordered, let me pay, heh.

@● | Yoseob Yang Alright let’s order together then. You don’t have to, I can pay for my half, don’t worry about it.
When you get food poisoning? Or e.coli? Food is great until it harms you-
// approaches the cashier with an amiable grin before leaning agasint the counter while scanning through the menu/
Can I have two happy meals and two orders of extra nuggets, please.

@☾ | Sooyoung Park That could do. I can also pay for both-
/Slowly squints at your snorting with pursed lips
What can I do? Food would always be a good thing in my books, heh. When would food be a bad thing?

@● | Yoseob Yang Why don’t we just combine both orders and split the payment half and half?
//trails behind you as the line moves, snorting yo myself at your remark/
Of course food makes you feel not hungry, Yang. Unless you’re still hungry after eating, then you either didn’t eat enough or your stomach has no limits.

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@☾ | Sooyoung Park Well then we should get your happy meal and more nuggets. Because I want the happy meal and extra nuggets too, heh.
/hums in thought as the line moves, doing a subtle gesture towards the front
Well food always does. Even though it becomes literal , it makes me feel, uh- not hungry.