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oof headache

*comes back from the gym, freshly showered and sporting a pair of comfortable sweatpants and a thigh black tee that clung to his recently worked muscles like a second skin. It seemed oddly quiet in the dorm and he paused for a moment after toeing off his shoes* ... Hello? Everyone couldn't be asleep already, could they?

*pauses for a second, mouth agape* I-I did not say that!

...that's true. Shownu hyung is kind unlike someone *stares hard at Wonho hyung again* he's so lucky he's famous for /eating/ out of all things... that's the most effortless vlive one could do. *pouts because I always get called boring*
wow. Honey hyung you can eat my leftovers too. I want surprise food at my schedules!

*dances to an imaginary beat, swaying his hips as he waits for the microwave to beep. The notorious food thief was not guilt tripped at all* Shownu would have shared anyway. Not to mention he gets plenty from his mukbang shows.

yah, I can move on my own---
*flails but lets myself get dragged anyways, pulling up my knees once I sit and leans to hyung*

also how is stealing food okay when it's stolen from someone else?
you've got no morals Lee Hoseok.

yah--- *twists more away from Joo to glare at Wonho hyung* is this the thanks for giving you food earlier? traitor.
I only love Joohoney hyung now. *clings more to him*

*smirks at the sly move and gives Jooheon a thumbs up as if he wasn't about to pitch a fit over his perceived-stolen food just a second ago* all for me then~ *pops the box in the microwave*

Really?! *brightens up and can't pull the crisper drawer open fast enough to pull out the little to-go container, clutching it to his chest with a gleeful smile* okay, so no takoyaki for Mr. Can Cook for Himself. Do you want some, Honey?

*huggles Joohoney back and blinks back at Wonho hyung lost in the fridge* and to think he accused us of eating it. I can cook for myself thank you very much. and so can your not-quite-yet-boyfriend.

It's not a joke. *pouts like a petulant child, not liking being on the receiving end of food theft* I really wanted that takoyaki. *crouches to move things around in the fridge*

*squints at you* can I believe you or nah?
also my hair *tries to fix it up before going over and opens my arms*
hugs!

Honey hyung!!
you exist!
but you didn't answer me on your wall!

is this the trust you have for us hyung? after I stole a pizza slice for you from my family lunch?
*insert overly dramatic sniffling*

@yoo kihyun @lee jooheon ʰᶦᵃᵗᵘˢ @im changkyun Alright. Who did it? Who ate my leftovers?

Yah! Where did our food go?! *devastated*

/Breaks into monsta x's dorm and takes a look in there fridge

*drags his blanket out to the living room, his pillow and a bunny plushie tucked under his arm. He dumps it all on the couch like he was about to make a nest of fluff*