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@c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ im over u! the way i paused to think which was on top..

r/DadJokes: what did the numerator say to the denominator after they broke up?

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] HAHAHAHA OK I THINK I would have taken forever to get the right answer … gd job for making one up urself !! I honestly think all of mine r just buried memories rather than original LMAOO
it’s a pun… because clock,, time,, thyme,, HAHAHAHAHAH

@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ oh half a star noice thank you!

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ like fbi,,,, errr maybe not fbi, but err hmm err police¿ dude i realised im bad at giving hint. i’ll just give the answer :”] they could hid so well (spies)
the THAT SO BAD GDHDJDJ wait since when chef made clock w spices,,,

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] sO u were 50% there already u get half a star HAHAHA

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] supernatural picture in court e....enoki.. SHJSSKSKSKSKS IONO!! how is it like fbi
ykno like why did the chef make a clock with spices... to tell the thyme.. SKSKSKSKSK

@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ PRISM GDJDKD i failed, no but i actually thought of bad rainbows as in baddies, and baddies ended either in jail or prison

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ hint? hmm, it’s like fbi ahahaha what thyme jokes,,, i made this one up HAHAHAH

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] ye its supposed to sound like prison,, HAHAAHA close enough i guess? answer is prism :> and they can serve their light sentence SKSKSKSKSKS

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] beeeeep. hint please SKSKS my brain fr empty.. i can tell u all the thyme jokes.. but .. idk this one

@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ with p,,, if it’s not jail then pail,,, but why pail- err is it prison¿ thinking it is jail but in other words ahahahaha

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ ding ding nope, try again xP

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] SKDNDKSKSK I give hint it starts w p

@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] a a espa..

@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ bad rainbow,,, jail,,,? GFHDJSKGF

r/DadJokes: what is consider as spice?

r/DadJokes: where do bad rainbows go!!

@l. jeno ᵘ/ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉʲᵃᵐˢ hey…. don’t look down on others SKSKSKS

@c. beomgyu ᵘ/ᵇʳᵒᵒᵐᵇᵒᵒᵐᵇᵒˣ YEA! ding ding ding

r/DadJokes: what do you call a prisoner going down a flight of stairs?

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ river bank xP

r/DadJokes: where do fishes keep their money?

@j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ UNDER (the) COVER(s)!
hahahaha why can’t james bond fart in bed…

@j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ ure taking too much inspiration from the wind blowing…. no…. thats tbh a gd answer but IM STILL DISAPPOINTED!!

… it’s because the fishies go bloop bloop … bluep bluep….

r/DadJokes: how does james bond go to sleep?

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ bcs the fishes blue it…. (they did smth bad!)

@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ @c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ actually, they eat ze/zir salad! badum tss

@k. yoohyeon ᵘ/ⁿᵒᵒᵈˡᵉᵃʳᵐˢ transfats?

@c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ SEAWEED!!! so disappointed w myself rn it was right there ..